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Hot Vermin Summer
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Vermin SUPREME. Bad at skitter (except when going from trash receptacle to trash receptacle). Wanna see pictures of my ferrets?
The dunking shall continue until you stop crying little bitch boy tears about being called on your bad behavior. Forgiveness? Sure. But they're in a threesome with my friends Accountability and Motherfucking Consequences.
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My uncharitable speculation is, “get her to not tell my bitch wife”.
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I saw a dude get on with a big butcher paper wrapped object. It was king crab legs, which he proceeded to eat
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Between this and Conclave, I really am enjoying the Vatican’s Real Housewives
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s funny cause there are 2 current threads, and usually are about 2 threads on this topic at any given time, and it’s people posting on r/seattle being like, “Wow, I thought Seattle would be terrible but you’re actually very nice!”
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey, if everybody wants to take a 4 hour test, I say make the standard final 4 hours in duration. I’ll finish in 1 and then start drinking, but if Josh thinks sitting there for another 3 helps his GPA, I say go for it. Accessibility helps everyone!
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sorry, just imagining him in an MRI machine trying to remain still for the hour or however long the proceedure takes, while the MRI machine's whack-whack-whumping along. Did they do a full on sedation for this procedure?
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I might suggest it was the perfect test of Roberts jurisprudence: knock the law down & see what happens, & put the onus on legislatures to respond with better laws

oh no
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Is it a guy thing to directly blame an individual player for losing the game?
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Angus isn't even a Dem!
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"What do you mean, imaginary friends aren't real? Mom has an imaginary mom that she talks to every day"
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
💯 you nailed it
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Never underestimate the ability of a beautiful woman with borderline personality disorder to get what she wants from men.
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Stop telling me how beautiful this person is when their facial bone structure is "interesting" at best!
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If she wanted to suffer she would've gone to Forks, WA! Where it's dreary misery AND the locals are still very focused on catering to the Twilight crowd
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I mean, OBVIOUSLY there's a difference. You can't get a 5 year old pregnant. God wouldn't make it so a 12 year old can get pregnant if he didn't want us to get them pregnant!
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Thursday: The NYT explains that it sat on info about Republican politicians frequenting child prostitutes because it wasn't big enough news
Friday: The NYT breaks the story that a Republican politician's favorite mistress is pretty *and* cool
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The phrase, "I love that for her" was made for these guys when following Olivia's exploits that are far more fascinating to them than the cratering of our fucking country.
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Just because Tim doesn't listen to these podcasts doesn't mean they dont' already exist. Hat tip: they're overwhelmingly right wing.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just because Tim Miller doesn't listen to any of the mountain of muscle fitness straight dude workout pods doesn't mean they don't exist. And here's a surprise for him: they're overwhelmingly right wing and misogynist.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM