Greg Schwender
schwender.bsky.social
Greg Schwender
@schwender.bsky.social
baltimore | can’t adjust, high risk
The absolute nuts on Disney to cowardly cancel Kimmel and then send me this email not a week later
September 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Compared to other catchers he’s not even close to HoF
September 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
What a silly set of notifications to get 🤪
September 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
All I’m saying is that the Alley Oops on 56th in Ocean City, MD has *gigantic* TVs for watching Orioles and Ravens
August 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I tend to base my HoF criteria on JAWS scores of same position players. He’s absolutely a HoFer, and he tucks in as “pretty average”.
June 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Choose your fighter
May 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Same
April 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wow, yeah, I love it
April 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ten albums from Q1 worth hearing, and my favorite songs:
Anxious. Bambi
oklou. Choke Enough
Baths. Gut
Askysoblack. Touch Heaven
Rebecca Black. Salvation
clipping. Dead Channel Sky
Honningbarna. Soft Spot
Bartees Strange. Horror
FKA Twigs. Eusexua
Mac Miller. Balloonerism
March 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Baseball trivia
March 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Chilibrew 15 is happening April 26th— come drink beer and eat chili at the historic Zion Church near City Hall.

Tickets are available at Chilibrew.org for $35– proceeds go to BlueWater Baltimore, which supports a healthy harbor and local waterways.

#beer #baltimore #chili
March 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In case you had never heard of Outkick, like me:
February 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
February 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I saw this article and it passed the test for “no one in 1980 would understand this sentence”
January 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
As a person who primarily posts about baseball, this is obscene:
January 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Are you serious
December 31, 2024 at 4:07 PM
No disrespect @russdorsey.bsky.social but this is just plain incorrect. In this century the Orioles never traded their stars timely— Machado was out two months before free agency, Britton was on a one year deal, and Markakis was *never* traded. Nor Jones, Wieters, Hardy, Gausman, Tillman, or Chen.
December 31, 2024 at 5:04 AM
0 points here
December 14, 2024 at 11:28 PM
This is literally every single Threads interaction. It’s just endless scrolling of *this*
November 21, 2024 at 1:10 AM