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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️
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☀️ The most important thing to understand about politics is that Head Monkey Good, Not Bad. Stop saying Head Monkey Bad. ☀️
summers is an inspiration to everyone who supports free speech in all situations except when people say things they don't like
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Here's Clinton just recently explaining how young people are stunned to hear Arafat walked away from an amazing deal Clinton proposed in early 2001 that gave Palestinians everything they could want. But Arafat didn't walk away. Clinton's lied about this for 24 years. www.facebook.com/watch/?v=466...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This story about Bill Clinton is from "The Truth About Camp David" by Clayton Swisher. You see that Clinton admitted to Saeb Erekat in 2001 that he'd lied when he said Arafat rejected his "parameters" for a deal—yet Clinton has continued to relentlessly lie about it during the 24 subsequent years.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This was actually my cousin's idea, but I plan to steal all credit from her and ensure that schoolchildren of the future are taught that I came up with it bsky.app/profile/schw...
Has anyone in human history before me ever made roasted leeks drizzled with tahini? Will I be hailed by future generations for this work of innovation and genius?
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
dunno about you but I had absolutely no idea it was possible
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'd like to write a science fiction story about a branch of humans who undergo three separate, totally different, equally terrifying forms of puberty over their lifetime. Maybe in one they're enveloped by a chrysalis and emerge with wings. bsky.app/profile/did:...
Did you know 50% of boys develop breast buds—ie, hard lumps under your nipples—at the start of puberty? This happened to me, and when I went to the doctor he said, "I bet you were scared you were turning into a girl!" I thought: no, I was scared I was dying of cancer, you idiot.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm telling you, you are missing out. The sprouts were homegrown too, as opposed to store bought.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
tough but fair
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hard to find but sometimes available at Whole Foods and other places. Also simple to grow your own. Crunchy and extremely good for you. hub.jhu.edu/magazine/202...
Hope sprouts eternal
Johns Hopkins researchers are pitting the humble broccoli sprout against ulcers, autism, schizophrenia, cardiovascular disease, COVID, colds, cancer, and more
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November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There are 7.5 million non-Muslims in New York. For the city to become "completely Muslim" in four years, about 5,000 of us will have to flee or convert every day for 1461 days straight. Let's get started!
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM