John Schroeder
@schroeder.bsky.social
Software developer working on improving access to sexual and reproductive healthcare, including abortion. Former nurse. Former medic.
This scolding, patronizing tone towards the sitting city councilor doing the most work to actually advance their agenda is a good way to make sure I never give them a dollar
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This scolding, patronizing tone towards the sitting city councilor doing the most work to actually advance their agenda is a good way to make sure I never give them a dollar
Bridgetown showing up @wyden.senate.gov
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bridgetown showing up @wyden.senate.gov
false alarm it was a cat
December 8, 2024 at 11:48 PM
false alarm it was a cat
SPOOKY! SUPERNATURAL! REAL SIGHTING!
December 8, 2024 at 11:41 PM
SPOOKY! SUPERNATURAL! REAL SIGHTING!
Maybe my greatest idea
November 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Maybe my greatest idea
Democracy dies of asphyxiation
November 19, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Democracy dies of asphyxiation
BeReal put out its push notification today during the window of the emergency alert.
October 4, 2023 at 6:26 PM
BeReal put out its push notification today during the window of the emergency alert.
Wapo really went with a cute lil’ exclamation point on this one
August 21, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Wapo really went with a cute lil’ exclamation point on this one
TIL that stonks was a word before it was a meme
June 26, 2023 at 9:02 PM
TIL that stonks was a word before it was a meme
I’m really proud of my partner and I for getting a one year streak on the NYT crossword. It was a lot of work, sometimes an hour+ on a hard Saturday. I’m not good at forming habits, so this was a major achievement!
June 5, 2023 at 12:02 AM
I’m really proud of my partner and I for getting a one year streak on the NYT crossword. It was a lot of work, sometimes an hour+ on a hard Saturday. I’m not good at forming habits, so this was a major achievement!
If democrats had a “remind me to donate” button I’d click it. I’d love a “Hey, you asked us to remind you. Here’s a sober description of the state of the campaign. Please donate.”
May 26, 2023 at 12:02 AM
If democrats had a “remind me to donate” button I’d click it. I’d love a “Hey, you asked us to remind you. Here’s a sober description of the state of the campaign. Please donate.”
schroeder.bsky.social pressed a
May 15, 2023 at 8:06 PM
schroeder.bsky.social pressed a
Valid commands: a, b, up, down, left, right, select, start, screenshot
May 15, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Valid commands: a, b, up, down, left, right, select, start, screenshot
90 years ago Dr. Seuss illustrated a bunch of skeeters ruining Elon Musk’s life.
May 13, 2023 at 8:02 PM
90 years ago Dr. Seuss illustrated a bunch of skeeters ruining Elon Musk’s life.
This is a Molotov Cocktail that was found at tonight’s protest. We are committed to ensuring everyone’s right to protest. Violence has no place in civic demonstration. These actions will never be tolerated & anyone bringing weapons or dangerous substances will be arrested.
May 9, 2023 at 6:23 PM
This is a Molotov Cocktail that was found at tonight’s protest. We are committed to ensuring everyone’s right to protest. Violence has no place in civic demonstration. These actions will never be tolerated & anyone bringing weapons or dangerous substances will be arrested.
There’s a lot of people talking about what makes this place feel special right now. I humbly submit that it’s mostly the absence of “stealing ur memez lol” memes.
If the bluesky team doesn’t have a plan for blocking these now, it’s probably already too late and the platform is doomed.
If the bluesky team doesn’t have a plan for blocking these now, it’s probably already too late and the platform is doomed.
May 5, 2023 at 7:43 PM
There’s a lot of people talking about what makes this place feel special right now. I humbly submit that it’s mostly the absence of “stealing ur memez lol” memes.
If the bluesky team doesn’t have a plan for blocking these now, it’s probably already too late and the platform is doomed.
If the bluesky team doesn’t have a plan for blocking these now, it’s probably already too late and the platform is doomed.
While I was sick I watch a lot of YouTube videos about turtles/tortoises and now I want one so it can be best friends with my cats.
May 4, 2023 at 9:46 PM
While I was sick I watch a lot of YouTube videos about turtles/tortoises and now I want one so it can be best friends with my cats.
I’m getting over having Covid and I feel like shit but my partner and I have a good crossword streak that’s still intact, and that’s all that matters
May 4, 2023 at 8:38 PM
I’m getting over having Covid and I feel like shit but my partner and I have a good crossword streak that’s still intact, and that’s all that matters
Fuck it. The new super mario brothers movie one still frame at a time
🧵 1 / 132,480
🧵 1 / 132,480
May 1, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Fuck it. The new super mario brothers movie one still frame at a time
🧵 1 / 132,480
🧵 1 / 132,480
True community is no one reposting this yet
April 30, 2023 at 10:08 PM
True community is no one reposting this yet
The absence of any number formatting is charming and I hope it never changes
April 30, 2023 at 7:17 PM
The absence of any number formatting is charming and I hope it never changes