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Hoomans had a peaceful easy 70 years here in Germany, that was fun.
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No we don't stash our weed in the kangaroo’s pouch—that's her weed.
September 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No we don't stash our weed in the kangaroo’s pouch—that's her weed.
We have to postpone the party, Xi, Modi and Putin not so much.
September 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We have to postpone the party, Xi, Modi and Putin not so much.
The commander in greed, medication not kicked in yet, but already cooked by a smirking war criminal, doomsday for Ukraine, maybe the Baltic states, Poland and why not throwing in the rest of the pesky EU for a Москва trump tower.
August 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The commander in greed, medication not kicked in yet, but already cooked by a smirking war criminal, doomsday for Ukraine, maybe the Baltic states, Poland and why not throwing in the rest of the pesky EU for a Москва trump tower.
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ATTENTION PARK GOERS:
If you're at the south entrance, please don't take photos with our grizzly bear mascot. We don't have a mascot.
ATTENTION PARK GOERS:
If you're at the south entrance, please don't take photos with our grizzly bear mascot. We don't have a mascot.
June 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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ATTENTION PARK GOERS:
If you're at the south entrance, please don't take photos with our grizzly bear mascot. We don't have a mascot.
ATTENTION PARK GOERS:
If you're at the south entrance, please don't take photos with our grizzly bear mascot. We don't have a mascot.
Ladies, cover your drinks….
June 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ladies, cover your drinks….
Which snout is your favourite, also I’m not a sociopath who stabs my pack in the back, making them wake up to my new rules my fried brain delusions me to force on you ….JFC my American friends.
March 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Which snout is your favourite, also I’m not a sociopath who stabs my pack in the back, making them wake up to my new rules my fried brain delusions me to force on you ….JFC my American friends.
The couch fucker schoolmastered us about democracy and stuff and the oily alcoholic, with the nuke codes, you named the master of defence, dumber than my houseplant, have you lost your fucking minds, my American lovelies, sincerely, Europe.
February 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The couch fucker schoolmastered us about democracy and stuff and the oily alcoholic, with the nuke codes, you named the master of defence, dumber than my houseplant, have you lost your fucking minds, my American lovelies, sincerely, Europe.
Wasn’t the faulty tree, the orange fell from, given an “office” he has to sign blank papers in his mansion when Alzheimer’s couldn’t be covered anymore? Now look at his daily executive press hours, get told what to sign, “that’s a big one”, screeching sharpie sound.
February 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Wasn’t the faulty tree, the orange fell from, given an “office” he has to sign blank papers in his mansion when Alzheimer’s couldn’t be covered anymore? Now look at his daily executive press hours, get told what to sign, “that’s a big one”, screeching sharpie sound.
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If you’re visiting the rodent exhibit, we don’t have a rodent exhibit. You should probably run.
January 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you’re visiting the rodent exhibit, we don’t have a rodent exhibit. You should probably run.
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Canadians are really good 💦🔥
January 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Canadians are really good 💦🔥
Österreich, HALLO….müssen in diesem Fall wir mit UHU kommen, normalerweise sind unsere Nazis die *rechten Arm hochreiß Führrrrrer….know your place.
January 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Österreich, HALLO….müssen in diesem Fall wir mit UHU kommen, normalerweise sind unsere Nazis die *rechten Arm hochreiß Führrrrrer….know your place.
Guten Rutsch and all the best wishes for 2025 🥂 Happy New Year, world, hopefully hoomans won’t blow it all up.
December 31, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Guten Rutsch and all the best wishes for 2025 🥂 Happy New Year, world, hopefully hoomans won’t blow it all up.
Merry Thingy, Ladies, Gents and all my Lovelies, who are frozen in horror currently, waiting for the storm to come…..nope, I have no idea….
December 23, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Merry Thingy, Ladies, Gents and all my Lovelies, who are frozen in horror currently, waiting for the storm to come…..nope, I have no idea….
Bro needs a bro-bra, but beside that, he couldn’t sharpie his target if his life depended on it, his globe deflated a loooong time ago.
December 22, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Bro needs a bro-bra, but beside that, he couldn’t sharpie his target if his life depended on it, his globe deflated a loooong time ago.
We‘re finally living to the nightmare answer in real time, we asked our parents over and over again, sincerely, a german, my american friends.
December 14, 2024 at 10:17 PM
We‘re finally living to the nightmare answer in real time, we asked our parents over and over again, sincerely, a german, my american friends.
Das wird bös enden….
December 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Das wird bös enden….
Is there anyone left to fight against a global oligarchy FFS? The amount of bananas pumped into the most toxic approaches to nullify any progress by the apes, who have stolen and hoarded all of the fruits is corrupting even the most trusted sources.
December 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Is there anyone left to fight against a global oligarchy FFS? The amount of bananas pumped into the most toxic approaches to nullify any progress by the apes, who have stolen and hoarded all of the fruits is corrupting even the most trusted sources.
Have you heard about de grootste band van Netherlands rocking in a free world? You should, heartwarming.
November 30, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Have you heard about de grootste band van Netherlands rocking in a free world? You should, heartwarming.
Can’t help myself to feel completely verarscht, as we say in Germany. Trudeau kissing the ring, how to say in Hebrew the asshole ambassador is there to await the rapture and a felon pardoned by a felon get the gig in France, come on, do we take this middle finger without even trying, my lovelies?
November 30, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Can’t help myself to feel completely verarscht, as we say in Germany. Trudeau kissing the ring, how to say in Hebrew the asshole ambassador is there to await the rapture and a felon pardoned by a felon get the gig in France, come on, do we take this middle finger without even trying, my lovelies?
It’s a nice place here, my paw is blocking the bad apples and all the beautiful people are popping up ✊
November 25, 2024 at 10:27 PM
It’s a nice place here, my paw is blocking the bad apples and all the beautiful people are popping up ✊