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Second Christmas if you’re a Hobbit.
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Second Christmas if you’re a Hobbit.
Most disturbing part was Emma bending her finglers backwards in rage at Star Trek misuse. 🖐️
(Then remembering she’s double jointed, I think/hope)
(Then remembering she’s double jointed, I think/hope)
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Most disturbing part was Emma bending her finglers backwards in rage at Star Trek misuse. 🖐️
(Then remembering she’s double jointed, I think/hope)
(Then remembering she’s double jointed, I think/hope)
What's everyone's guess about what Emma will do with her millions when she becomes a rich, evil YouTube superstar?
I'm thinking she will open a chain of fast-food Peking Duck restaurants called "So Ducking Tasty!" 🦆 🍗
I'm thinking she will open a chain of fast-food Peking Duck restaurants called "So Ducking Tasty!" 🦆 🍗
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What's everyone's guess about what Emma will do with her millions when she becomes a rich, evil YouTube superstar?
I'm thinking she will open a chain of fast-food Peking Duck restaurants called "So Ducking Tasty!" 🦆 🍗
I'm thinking she will open a chain of fast-food Peking Duck restaurants called "So Ducking Tasty!" 🦆 🍗
Commandment 11: Hate thy internet commenters.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Commandment 11: Hate thy internet commenters.
His smile was the first warning sign 😬
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
His smile was the first warning sign 😬
In his defence, being a complete asshole is all part of being rich, it would appear. They all go the same way, start with good intentions (maybe), then devolve into a heartless twat that just wants more and more money and exposure.
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November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
In his defence, being a complete asshole is all part of being rich, it would appear. They all go the same way, start with good intentions (maybe), then devolve into a heartless twat that just wants more and more money and exposure.
“Is he dead yet? Can we continue the press conference?”
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“Is he dead yet? Can we continue the press conference?”
Giving Up Booze for LENT! | Father Ted
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November 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
He gets a lot of spam prayers. Mary is like a spam filter.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
He gets a lot of spam prayers. Mary is like a spam filter.
“Jesus alone saved humanity from hellfire”
Glad we cleared that up. Sounds a bit Trumpy however…
“I alone saved humanity. I’m the best redeemer, people are saying no one redeems like me. Highest redemption numbers ever.”
Glad we cleared that up. Sounds a bit Trumpy however…
“I alone saved humanity. I’m the best redeemer, people are saying no one redeems like me. Highest redemption numbers ever.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
“Jesus alone saved humanity from hellfire”
Glad we cleared that up. Sounds a bit Trumpy however…
“I alone saved humanity. I’m the best redeemer, people are saying no one redeems like me. Highest redemption numbers ever.”
Glad we cleared that up. Sounds a bit Trumpy however…
“I alone saved humanity. I’m the best redeemer, people are saying no one redeems like me. Highest redemption numbers ever.”
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November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
ALT TEXT: "An atheist reacts to being blocked by a theist on Bluesky."
Eastern Duckistan
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November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Eastern Duckistan
Just a nice message of appreciation to start the day.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just a nice message of appreciation to start the day.
The true “treasure” was inside us all along.
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November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The true “treasure” was inside us all along.
That seems like somethin God would do. I’d watch out for floods and frogs 🐸 You might have pissed them off beyond forgiveness.
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That seems like somethin God would do. I’d watch out for floods and frogs 🐸 You might have pissed them off beyond forgiveness.
