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The Shit Police need to be ready to clear the room at the slightest sound/smell.
February 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Can you prove it? No? Then stfu.
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I’m pretty sure he’s not that interested in laws given the track record of his life to date.
February 3, 2026 at 8:04 AM
“Recorded history, the year 1900”
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
He’s not wrong. Just not the way he thinks.
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Facts are irrelevant to MAGA. They only believe what Trump says. It’s a cult plain and simple.
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It’s more he likes what Trump is doing so supports it. Same with most other Republicans in power.
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
It's not about having enough money, it's about having more and fucking over you enemies, even if that enemy is the people you work for.

He's a narcissist, people need to stop looking for logic in his reasons, it's all about himself, greed, and power.
February 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Serial abuser, be it children, women, or countries. It’s all about power over others.
January 31, 2026 at 8:27 PM
a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Ya, I can't pull off playing a little girl anymore as a 50s male. Lost opportunities with the sands of time, such is life :-(
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 PM
You’ll be playing the lead in “Little Women” in no time now. All the “Little” roles will be opening up!
January 31, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I just wish they had decent Canadian shipping. $108CAD total for a book makes it spendy so have to wait for retail here. It’s even more from the US website 😔 Wish they allowed PDF purchases from day one.
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Think that’s probably mandatory requirement.
January 30, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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As of tomorrow, Cairn Press is live!

Bring me your modules, your supplements, your hacks - as long as they are Cairn adjacent, I'll take consider it!

More soon.

cairnpress.ink
Cairn Press
The official website for the Cairn Press imprint.
cairnpress.ink
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Is this part of the ICE torture program?
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 AM
And a total coincidence Ratner is in the Epstein Files… 😒
January 30, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Charismaaaaaaa
Jon Hamm's Charismaaaaaaa (Toast of London)
YouTube video by Tina Henry
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Man ,AI is getting worse.
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
He’s testing alternatives to tariffs with this “decertification” game in case SC overturns them.
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Narnia?
January 30, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Dem nutz don't lick themselves...
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM