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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️
@schmuckubus.bsky.social
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If I'm gonna have a 2nd puberty then I need a 2nd BSky account for the part of me that's still a thirsty shitposting teen sapphic.
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Fuck fascists, nazis, capitalists, TERFS, SWERFS & AI slop.

🔞Minors DNI. All others, at your own risk.
(she/her)
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Estrogen is one helluva drug.
A picture of a woman, cropped from the chin down, in a red and pink striped top, and grey panties. One hand is tucked into the waistband of her panties and the other is resting along her leg.
June 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Hey Post-op Trannies! Erectile dysfunction got you down?

Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
A bright pink "strapless strap on" dildo, against a mauve fabric background. A hand holds the tip in a way that highlights an unfortunate kink in the shaft, rendering it unfit for purpose. I also want to be clear. I will never kink-shame you, or anyone. But I *will* kink-shame this toy, which should have lasted longer. A bright pink "strapless strap-on" against a mauve fabric background. This one has no unseemly kink in the shaft, an its lights are illuminated in glowing pink below it, emerging from the bottom of the frame, a hand gives a "thumbs up". A rare instance where no kinks is actually better.
May 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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My wife really has my number....
"Amazing Therapist voice: tell me more about the castrated android sex worker character and how you thought it was different from your previous eggy characters"
April 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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BDE pt. 2!

I debated on the name of this team. Other candidates included:

Strap on Dommes
Lesbian Royalty
Step on me Mommies
"She could fix me"
and my low-key favourite....

GF Cookies
Choco drizzle cookie stands in a vaporwave arena, lit in pink and teal, a spotlight hitting her from above. She has black and white striped hair into braids flying off to either side of her, and wears sharp gay girl glasses.She is attired in a black ninja outfit, and her right hand holds an oversized sword so that it crosses back behind her. Black lemonade cookie holds an electric guitar, and stands in a spotlight on an arena stage. She has a short black hair with bleached bangs, and wears dark punk rock eyeliner. You can see a headset mic in front of her mouth. She is so fucking punk that she makes me want to try to write some loud angry guitar music for her! Lilac cookie wears a Holly headdress, white harem pants, and a purple and gold edged wrap. Her dark skin is offset by striking white eyeliner! She is shown a lighting gently upon the ground from a giant leap, her two circular blades held out like wings to either side!
April 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Maybe it's just the sedation wearing off, but I'm pretty convinced that my calling is identifying queer archetypes in Cookie Run Kingdom.

First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
A screenshot from Cookie Run Kingdom, showing a team of five anthropomorphic cookies at the center of the screen, and a row of character portraits beneath them with pictures of other cookies faces on them. The five cookies at the center of the screen are black lemonade cookie, linzer cookie, choco drizzle cookie, lilac cookie, and nutmeg tiger cookie. A screen capture of linzer cookie's character profile. She wears a pill box hat, and Agatha Christie cosplay. She is holding a mystery novel. She has extremely red, extremely long hair, and red eyes, with bushy white eyebrows. There's a look on her face that all WlW will instantly recognize..... Nutmeg tiger cookie could fix me. Honestly, or break me. Either way. This cookie is a centaur woman, but instead of a horse's body she has a feline body! She carries a shield over one arm, and her other fist is wreathed in flame! She is portrayed in shades of red orange black and gold.
April 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Forget the Before & After.

Lets see from babies to glow up.

Ummmm...... I can't even believe what five and a half years have done to me!
A picture of me in my awkward face, beard shadow clearly visible, poorly applied makeup, and shorter hair that was completely fried from bleach and a lack of proper care. Even so, there is a spark in my eyes that hadn't been there before I started transitioning. Most jarring to me, looking back at this image, is how unhealthy I was. At this point I had been finally, slowly, starting to get control of my diabetes, but my work and lifestyle kept me in front of a screen, and in a chair, for most of my days. Me as I am now! Much longer, curly hair, and new glasses! I am wearing a cute dress with mushrooms on it, a cozy green sweater, and a fox necklace. My makeup is much subtler, but has been applied with more skill, and the spark that had just started burning in my eyes is now a bonfire. More importantly, I am healthier than I was back then. My diabetes is under control, I am physically stronger than I was, despite no longer having excess testosterone in my system, and I am far more emotionally stable and mature that I was at the beginning of this journey.
November 13, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Okay... moving through the world as a disabled trans woman is getting increasingly exhausting. Two things that help:

1. I'm feeling so much kid in my body, and right now trans joy is radical!

2. I think people really like the new album! Stream it here: linktr.ee/MothMother
A mirror selfie of Tess in a bra and black jeans with a pink belt. She is looking fitter and stronger than she ever has before, and is kinda in disbelief about this! Tess enjoying being upside down on the rings, during her aerial silks class. She wears a pair of wine colored compression leggings, and a lavender and blue striped sports bra. How did this happen? Who even am I anymore!? The cover art for Emotional Regulation, created by the indescribably wonderful Cat Blackard! It's all in grayscale, and is also indescribable in its abstract beauty....a blend of curves, circles, and sharp edges.... layers of paper with palimpsests of drawings, all impossible to decipher.
November 11, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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I'm not posting here as much as I want to, because I've been busy picking fights with misogynistic douchenozzles and transphobes on other platforms. But my nerdy heart will always be on the skyline!
Tess, adjusting her adorable new glasses, hair tied back in a side bun/ponytail combo. She wears a fringed blue wool shawl, belted over a thigh length TARDIS top, and blue thermal tights. She is cozy AF!
November 11, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Trying to come up with a clever way to say "my tiddies look incredible today, please give them (and me) attention!" and this is the best my literal autistic ass can come up with.

Also.... holy shit.....this isn't what I thought I'd look like at 45, given what I looked like at 39.
Tess....um....me....in a low-cut, scoop neck, dress. The dress is black, with mushrooms covering it, and is belted with a wide black belt beneath my breasts. Speaking of breasts, mine look amazing in this outfit! There is a beautifully framed curve of cleavage, and a well rounded silhouette that suggests a kind of cuppable softness to them that I am still getting used to. I've styled this look with a necklace that has beads that look like small bones, fanned out in a series of spikes above my cleavage. I am wearing my new glasses, dark lipstick, and dangly mushroom earrings that I got from a vending machine in Orange County. If you've gotten this far you should consider listening to my music! I just released a new album, under the artist name Moth Mother. The album is called "Emotional Regulation" and it's written to elevate trans and queer people who are struggling with our current political situation. It also doubles as neurodivergent stimming/focus/background music. Some previous version of me, I guess, on another life. They are in front of a bookshelf, wearing a brown blazer and button up shirt. They have a fuckin' full beard and mustache, and are staring blankly into space while making a weird furrowed -brow kinda face. Behind them is my research library.
November 4, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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Also, look at this stunning album art that @catblackard.bsky.social made for it!
The cover art to Emotional Regulation, by Moth Mother. A desaturated grayscale collage of diagrams, sketches, cut paper, and other organic textures, suggestive simultaneously of a space scape, and taxidermy. Seriously, this is hard to describe.
October 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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Am no longer foxgurl. Am part cat
A POV image of Tess abdomen, which is covered in
August 29, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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Just fuckin' look at this!🤣😭🤧
An image of Tess's body which cuts off right at the knee, and above her clavicles. She is wearing a black dress with a wide belt. She is coated in cat hair.
August 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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My cat, Willowmint, has come to comfort me, and cover me in a drift of fur, not understanding that not being able to breathe properly is at the root of my awful night's sleep.
Tess, in a black dress with a shorthaired tuxedo cat on her lap. A POV image of Willow rolling around on Tess's lap, which is covered in fur.
August 29, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Who wants to kiss a very tired girl?
Tess, in a black dress, and wide belt.
August 29, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes it's my sapphic ass devouring a large pickle in a public park while a bunch of Orange County dads give me the side eye...
Me tearing into a large dill pickle that I have impaled on a fork. A dribble of juice drips down my chin.
June 2, 2024 at 8:07 AM
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I giggle whenever a server asks if I'd like bread before a meal."
A screenshot from The Two Towers of Wormtongue whispering in Theodin's ear: Wormtongue is labeled "My Internet -poisoned brain." Theodin is labeled "Me reading the word 'citrussy' on a restaurant menu."
March 31, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Goodnight, lesbians.
A thicc Jewish woman in black bra and leggings. A thicc Jewish woman in a black bra and leggings
March 27, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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Started my transition at 40. Just turned 45. Am essentially "stealth" here in the Midwest where nobody realizes that there trans folks amongst us!🤣
A side-by-side comparison of Tess in 2019 and 2024. The pre-transition Tess on the left where is a pashmina scarf, and has a flop of purple hair, glasses, and a beard. The current version of Tess where is a floral dress, with a waist cincher, and light makeup. She is, if I don't say so myself, hot AF. Estrogen is fucking magic!
March 22, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Emerging from BlueSky retirement because I made a rad thing that I want to share! Black Walnut Ink! Wanna support a queer/trans small business? Check it out here: www.cauldronfirestudios.com
A large glass jug with a spigot, filled with black walnut ink.
March 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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Happy new year sweetie! Sending love and good vibes in abundance! Look who I got to spend new years with!
(I'm sure @catblackard.bsky.social and @jessicamudd.bsky.social are also are thinking about you and wishing you rest and recovery in the new year!)
Jess and Tess, tired from managing a house full of kids, but happy to have shared the holiday together! Cat and Tess, enjoying a few final moments together before Cat returns home.
January 2, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Blessed Solstice to all of you filthy heathens who celebrate!

(Yes this is late. I stayed off of the internet during my Yuletide vigil.)
A large log covered in lit candles, cinnamon sticks, sweet grass, bay leaves, cloves, and evergreen boughs rests on the hearts in front of a fireplace. About the fireplace hang two stockings, flanking a Yule banner. Above them rests a family portrait of two lesbian witches and their feral child.
December 23, 2023 at 8:28 PM
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Reskeet with your age and a recent pic!

44! 🤯🏳️‍⚧️
Tess is staring mischievously into the camera, while sawing a round off of a large log. No this is not a euphemism. She literally has a bow saw, and is cutting a piece off of her Yule log. She's wearing a green top, a red wolf scarf, and a rib cage pattern black and white waist cincher. Her reddish brown curly hair frames her face in a large mane.
December 20, 2023 at 7:21 AM
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Ahhhhh! I return to grace the Skyline with my denial beard and eggy visage!
Tess in December of 2023. She wears a teal dress with flowers, and a punk rock belt. She is staring directly into the camera, her face framed by curly reddish brown hair. Tess in 2017, egg only partially cracked. Is she wears a gray button-down shirt, and sports a denial beard and a dead-eyed stare into space. Hard dark hair is shaggy, and she is surrounded by books. Despite being surrounded by books, she does not look happy. She looks dead inside.
December 20, 2023 at 6:33 AM
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Ever since moving to rural Illinois I feel like every day is an audition to be a Disney princess. Feeding deer my apple cores, whistling to birds, summoning squirrels to do my bidding.

It's been a while since I checked...has anyone been cast yet as the foul mouthed, slutty, tranny princess yet?
Tess with the pointiest of elf ears, and a black wool shawl with white flowers embroidered around it.
November 7, 2023 at 2:51 AM
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I sketched Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe (from reference art) for my daughter and am pretty happy with how she turned out.
A pencil sketch of Lapis Lazuli.
November 6, 2023 at 5:38 PM