🏳️⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️⚧️
@schmuckubus.bsky.social
If I'm gonna have a 2nd puberty then I need a 2nd BSky account for the part of me that's still a thirsty shitposting teen sapphic.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🧙📖✒️🎵🎮🎲🎭
Fuck fascists, nazis, capitalists, TERFS, SWERFS & AI slop.
🔞Minors DNI. All others, at your own risk.
(she/her)
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🧙📖✒️🎵🎮🎲🎭
Fuck fascists, nazis, capitalists, TERFS, SWERFS & AI slop.
🔞Minors DNI. All others, at your own risk.
(she/her)
Some more silly #smut I wrote a while back. Think "Cozy Tavern Vore" between a dryad, a moosegirl & a fire elemental.
Your flaming girlfriend leans out of the hearth and runs her fingers along one of the newly grown twigs that you have sprouted from your hip, the green bark still so sensitive.
Your flaming girlfriend leans out of the hearth and runs her fingers along one of the newly grown twigs that you have sprouted from your hip, the green bark still so sensitive.
September 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Some more silly #smut I wrote a while back. Think "Cozy Tavern Vore" between a dryad, a moosegirl & a fire elemental.
Your flaming girlfriend leans out of the hearth and runs her fingers along one of the newly grown twigs that you have sprouted from your hip, the green bark still so sensitive.
Your flaming girlfriend leans out of the hearth and runs her fingers along one of the newly grown twigs that you have sprouted from your hip, the green bark still so sensitive.
It's 1am, and I'm got sapphic imposter syndrome because I'm not into Women's Soccer.
July 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It's 1am, and I'm got sapphic imposter syndrome because I'm not into Women's Soccer.
Estrogen is one helluva drug.
June 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Estrogen is one helluva drug.
The only reason I choose to describe the last week in terms of "unbridled debauchery" is because neither of us is into Pony Play....
June 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The only reason I choose to describe the last week in terms of "unbridled debauchery" is because neither of us is into Pony Play....
Reposted by 🏳️⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️⚧️
Piecing together outputs from different conversations with my wife and girlfriends, I'm unhappy to report that my new band name is now *The Elmo Sex Tape Experience.*
Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!"
Who wants to make us some album art?
@lisaspank.bsky.social??
Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!"
Who wants to make us some album art?
@lisaspank.bsky.social??
June 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Piecing together outputs from different conversations with my wife and girlfriends, I'm unhappy to report that my new band name is now *The Elmo Sex Tape Experience.*
Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!"
Who wants to make us some album art?
@lisaspank.bsky.social??
Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!"
Who wants to make us some album art?
@lisaspank.bsky.social??
Piecing together outputs from different conversations with my wife and girlfriends, I'm unhappy to report that my new band name is now *The Elmo Sex Tape Experience.*
Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!"
Who wants to make us some album art?
@lisaspank.bsky.social??
Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!"
Who wants to make us some album art?
@lisaspank.bsky.social??
June 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Piecing together outputs from different conversations with my wife and girlfriends, I'm unhappy to report that my new band name is now *The Elmo Sex Tape Experience.*
Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!"
Who wants to make us some album art?
@lisaspank.bsky.social??
Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!"
Who wants to make us some album art?
@lisaspank.bsky.social??
Reposted by 🏳️⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️⚧️
Hey Post-op Trannies! Erectile dysfunction got you down?
Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
May 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hey Post-op Trannies! Erectile dysfunction got you down?
Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
Hey Post-op Trannies! Erectile dysfunction got you down?
Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
May 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hey Post-op Trannies! Erectile dysfunction got you down?
Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
Me to my girlfriend, after the conversation in our gaming discord gets really quiet:
"See, now I'm worried that I've made the menfolk uncomfortable with my cavalier discussion of penectomy. Which....if you've experienced it, I feel like you should get to joke about it..."
"See, now I'm worried that I've made the menfolk uncomfortable with my cavalier discussion of penectomy. Which....if you've experienced it, I feel like you should get to joke about it..."
April 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Me to my girlfriend, after the conversation in our gaming discord gets really quiet:
"See, now I'm worried that I've made the menfolk uncomfortable with my cavalier discussion of penectomy. Which....if you've experienced it, I feel like you should get to joke about it..."
"See, now I'm worried that I've made the menfolk uncomfortable with my cavalier discussion of penectomy. Which....if you've experienced it, I feel like you should get to joke about it..."
My wife really has my number....
April 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My wife really has my number....
Reposted by 🏳️⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️⚧️
Maybe it's just the sedation wearing off, but I'm pretty convinced that my calling is identifying queer archetypes in Cookie Run Kingdom.
First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
April 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe it's just the sedation wearing off, but I'm pretty convinced that my calling is identifying queer archetypes in Cookie Run Kingdom.
First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
Maybe it's just the sedation wearing off, but I'm pretty convinced that my calling is identifying queer archetypes in Cookie Run Kingdom.
First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
April 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe it's just the sedation wearing off, but I'm pretty convinced that my calling is identifying queer archetypes in Cookie Run Kingdom.
First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
Me: I want you to fuck me like you could get me pregnant.
Him: I will pound your womb just as soon as I can reach it.
Me: WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY! MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTERS!
Him: I will pound your womb just as soon as I can reach it.
Me: WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY! MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTERS!
T4T relationships are so fucking hot! Even the most heteronormative, vanilla, sex becomes super queer and subversive when my boyfriend and I do it.
April 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Me: I want you to fuck me like you could get me pregnant.
Him: I will pound your womb just as soon as I can reach it.
Me: WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY! MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTERS!
Him: I will pound your womb just as soon as I can reach it.
Me: WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY! MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTERS!
T4T relationships are so fucking hot! Even the most heteronormative, vanilla, sex becomes super queer and subversive when my boyfriend and I do it.
April 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
T4T relationships are so fucking hot! Even the most heteronormative, vanilla, sex becomes super queer and subversive when my boyfriend and I do it.
Reposted by 🏳️⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️⚧️
Knockin' the cobwebs off of this account, since I keep wanting to post shit on main that my wife and girlfriends think is "inappropriately slutty" and "unhinged" and "going to get you arrested".
April 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Knockin' the cobwebs off of this account, since I keep wanting to post shit on main that my wife and girlfriends think is "inappropriately slutty" and "unhinged" and "going to get you arrested".
Knockin' the cobwebs off of this account, since I keep wanting to post shit on main that my wife and girlfriends think is "inappropriately slutty" and "unhinged" and "going to get you arrested".
April 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Knockin' the cobwebs off of this account, since I keep wanting to post shit on main that my wife and girlfriends think is "inappropriately slutty" and "unhinged" and "going to get you arrested".
Reposted by 🏳️⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️⚧️
The hankie code, but for sapphic emoji use (because too many of us are just fucking useless, ok?)
💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie.
💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy
👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see?
😈 - Will strap U into the mattress
🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie.
💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy
👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see?
😈 - Will strap U into the mattress
🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
March 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The hankie code, but for sapphic emoji use (because too many of us are just fucking useless, ok?)
💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie.
💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy
👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see?
😈 - Will strap U into the mattress
🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie.
💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy
👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see?
😈 - Will strap U into the mattress
🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
The hankie code, but for sapphic emoji use (because too many of us are just fucking useless, ok?)
💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie.
💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy
👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see?
😈 - Will strap U into the mattress
🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie.
💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy
👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see?
😈 - Will strap U into the mattress
🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
March 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The hankie code, but for sapphic emoji use (because too many of us are just fucking useless, ok?)
💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie.
💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy
👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see?
😈 - Will strap U into the mattress
🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie.
💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy
👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see?
😈 - Will strap U into the mattress
🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
"You will know the threat has passed because I'll post tiddies" is the name of my next math rock album.
#iykyk
#iykyk
You will know that the threat has passed because I'll post tiddies. Like a sexy "all-clear" klaxon.
It's not that I don't want to be posting thirsty shit right now...it's that I'm in the kind of trauma response where I'm after any security I can find, no matter how minor, and right now that involves focused on my "grown up" BlueSky, and not my hornty t33n BlueSky.
March 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"You will know the threat has passed because I'll post tiddies" is the name of my next math rock album.
#iykyk
#iykyk
You will know that the threat has passed because I'll post tiddies. Like a sexy "all-clear" klaxon.
It's not that I don't want to be posting thirsty shit right now...it's that I'm in the kind of trauma response where I'm after any security I can find, no matter how minor, and right now that involves focused on my "grown up" BlueSky, and not my hornty t33n BlueSky.
December 4, 2024 at 7:39 AM
You will know that the threat has passed because I'll post tiddies. Like a sexy "all-clear" klaxon.
It's not that I don't want to be posting thirsty shit right now...it's that I'm in the kind of trauma response where I'm after any security I can find, no matter how minor, and right now that involves focused on my "grown up" BlueSky, and not my hornty t33n BlueSky.
December 4, 2024 at 7:37 AM
It's not that I don't want to be posting thirsty shit right now...it's that I'm in the kind of trauma response where I'm after any security I can find, no matter how minor, and right now that involves focused on my "grown up" BlueSky, and not my hornty t33n BlueSky.
Forget the Before & After.
Lets see from babies to glow up.
Ummmm...... I can't even believe what five and a half years have done to me!
Lets see from babies to glow up.
Ummmm...... I can't even believe what five and a half years have done to me!
November 13, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Forget the Before & After.
Lets see from babies to glow up.
Ummmm...... I can't even believe what five and a half years have done to me!
Lets see from babies to glow up.
Ummmm...... I can't even believe what five and a half years have done to me!
Okay... moving through the world as a disabled trans woman is getting increasingly exhausting. Two things that help:
1. I'm feeling so much kid in my body, and right now trans joy is radical!
2. I think people really like the new album! Stream it here: linktr.ee/MothMother
1. I'm feeling so much kid in my body, and right now trans joy is radical!
2. I think people really like the new album! Stream it here: linktr.ee/MothMother
November 11, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Okay... moving through the world as a disabled trans woman is getting increasingly exhausting. Two things that help:
1. I'm feeling so much kid in my body, and right now trans joy is radical!
2. I think people really like the new album! Stream it here: linktr.ee/MothMother
1. I'm feeling so much kid in my body, and right now trans joy is radical!
2. I think people really like the new album! Stream it here: linktr.ee/MothMother