Schmoopy Dan
@schmoopydan.bsky.social
Professional nerd, advocate for disability and education, possible cryptid.
The NDP needs to fire the people doing these ads, my fucking god. Lmao
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The NDP needs to fire the people doing these ads, my fucking god. Lmao
These are my kids characters, it's a very hairy party so far. 😂
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
These are my kids characters, it's a very hairy party so far. 😂
I will remind liberal voters that they harassed me for running every chance I get, I remember when the states wanted their president to run the country like a business.
September 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I will remind liberal voters that they harassed me for running every chance I get, I remember when the states wanted their president to run the country like a business.
It seems like the goblin working for the UCP constituency office in Beverly Clareview needs to learn what auto insurance caps are and what the UCP did to them. No shit they lost
September 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It seems like the goblin working for the UCP constituency office in Beverly Clareview needs to learn what auto insurance caps are and what the UCP did to them. No shit they lost
Conservatives these last few days
September 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Conservatives these last few days
It had to be @jcsalterego.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It had to be @jcsalterego.bsky.social
Breaking: MLA Shane Getson of Lac Ste Anne Parkland thinks disabled people asking for the UCP not to claw back their Canada Disability Benefit are socialists.
August 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Breaking: MLA Shane Getson of Lac Ste Anne Parkland thinks disabled people asking for the UCP not to claw back their Canada Disability Benefit are socialists.
Accessibility in LARP is lacking, as a creator of a LARP, I'm changing that.
July 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Accessibility in LARP is lacking, as a creator of a LARP, I'm changing that.
Good morning/afternoon from grumpy town.
Edit: it's taken me at least 20 minutes to upload this with our shitty service up here 😂
Edit: it's taken me at least 20 minutes to upload this with our shitty service up here 😂
July 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Good morning/afternoon from grumpy town.
Edit: it's taken me at least 20 minutes to upload this with our shitty service up here 😂
Edit: it's taken me at least 20 minutes to upload this with our shitty service up here 😂
Chewie had to have a bath this morning because he got grease on his head (don't ask), so Lindsey wrapped him up.. in my sweater. 😂
July 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Chewie had to have a bath this morning because he got grease on his head (don't ask), so Lindsey wrapped him up.. in my sweater. 😂
This is what happens when the worst timeline briefly brushes up against a better timeline.
June 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is what happens when the worst timeline briefly brushes up against a better timeline.
Sometimes life brings you google search suggestions like this, and that's great.
June 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sometimes life brings you google search suggestions like this, and that's great.
Everyone: how are you doing?
Me: I have an emergency psychologist appointment tomorrow that's how I'm doing
Me: I have an emergency psychologist appointment tomorrow that's how I'm doing
June 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Everyone: how are you doing?
Me: I have an emergency psychologist appointment tomorrow that's how I'm doing
Me: I have an emergency psychologist appointment tomorrow that's how I'm doing
Update, I got a pancake.
June 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update, I got a pancake.
We're kicking off fathers day with Chewie being the saltiest dog, all because I dared get out of bed.
June 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We're kicking off fathers day with Chewie being the saltiest dog, all because I dared get out of bed.
Don't misgender my villains
June 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Don't misgender my villains
I'm writing an essay, I haven't wrote an essay in.. a lot of years. My first draft is done, it's daunting. lol
That said, my wife is an english teacher and will fucking ROAST ME and help me fix it. That'll be fun!
That said, my wife is an english teacher and will fucking ROAST ME and help me fix it. That'll be fun!
May 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm writing an essay, I haven't wrote an essay in.. a lot of years. My first draft is done, it's daunting. lol
That said, my wife is an english teacher and will fucking ROAST ME and help me fix it. That'll be fun!
That said, my wife is an english teacher and will fucking ROAST ME and help me fix it. That'll be fun!
Who has two thumbs and voted today? Probably a lot of people
Who has two thumbs and voted for themselves? MEEEEEEE
Who has two thumbs and voted for themselves? MEEEEEEE
April 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Who has two thumbs and voted today? Probably a lot of people
Who has two thumbs and voted for themselves? MEEEEEEE
Who has two thumbs and voted for themselves? MEEEEEEE
I'm feeling festive, maybe.
April 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm feeling festive, maybe.
This anti-intellectualism seems to be the only way Pierre gets support. When we ignore LITERALLY DECADES of studies and evidence showing treating people like human beings is good for society, we fail.
We need evidence based solutions.
We need evidence based solutions.
April 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This anti-intellectualism seems to be the only way Pierre gets support. When we ignore LITERALLY DECADES of studies and evidence showing treating people like human beings is good for society, we fail.
We need evidence based solutions.
We need evidence based solutions.
Alright facebook, I can deal with ads like this.
April 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Alright facebook, I can deal with ads like this.
This is actually a funny metaphor for how I feel right now.
April 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is actually a funny metaphor for how I feel right now.
Apparently conservatives are mad at me today, I didn't black out the profile picture because hilarity reasons.
April 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Apparently conservatives are mad at me today, I didn't black out the profile picture because hilarity reasons.