Schmoopy Dan
@schmoopydan.bsky.social
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Schmoopy Dan
@schmoopydan.bsky.social
· Jan 12
Burger Challenge Review: Backstairs Burger
I got the OG burger, Lindsey got the Sugar Skull. We shared Crack Fries and the kids got a plain burger with regular fries. I got a Reese's Pieces milkshake, Lindsey got coffee crisp, 5 got strawberry poptart and 7 also got a reeses. Let's review!
🧵 1/3
I got the OG burger, Lindsey got the Sugar Skull. We shared Crack Fries and the kids got a plain burger with regular fries. I got a Reese's Pieces milkshake, Lindsey got coffee crisp, 5 got strawberry poptart and 7 also got a reeses. Let's review!
🧵 1/3
About 4 and a half hours of driving, too much walking and wayyy too many stairs. My legs are not going to be happy tomorrow.
I've driven to the Royal Alex 4 times now today, it's still god awful to navigate.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
About 4 and a half hours of driving, too much walking and wayyy too many stairs. My legs are not going to be happy tomorrow.
I've driven to the Royal Alex 4 times now today, it's still god awful to navigate.
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've driven to the Royal Alex 4 times now today, it's still god awful to navigate.
While my kids were following me (VERY slowly) up the stairs, one of them said "hey grandpa, don't break a hip"
Dear god 😂
Dear god 😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
While my kids were following me (VERY slowly) up the stairs, one of them said "hey grandpa, don't break a hip"
Dear god 😂
Dear god 😂
The NDP needs to fire the people doing these ads, my fucking god. Lmao
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The NDP needs to fire the people doing these ads, my fucking god. Lmao
I'm sorry to spoil Eternity for you, but 2/3rds through the movie, Joan (Elizabeth Olsen) finds out Larry (Miles Teller) shit his pants in an Edo Japan and outright chooses the other guy. It's a weird turn in the story, but sometimes you just need a good twist to keep you engaged.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm sorry to spoil Eternity for you, but 2/3rds through the movie, Joan (Elizabeth Olsen) finds out Larry (Miles Teller) shit his pants in an Edo Japan and outright chooses the other guy. It's a weird turn in the story, but sometimes you just need a good twist to keep you engaged.
The oilers post a bunch of pictures of players heading into the arena in suits like "hell yeah boys let's do this" and then proceeding to lose 500-1 is never going to not be hilarious to me.
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The oilers post a bunch of pictures of players heading into the arena in suits like "hell yeah boys let's do this" and then proceeding to lose 500-1 is never going to not be hilarious to me.
I just replayed Star Wars Battlefront 2's campaign and I have to say (again) that it's so goddamned good.
If you've never played it, I recommend you play and/or watch how Kylo Ren uses his force power to enter people's minds. It makes Force Awakens much cooler and those scenes a lot creepier.
If you've never played it, I recommend you play and/or watch how Kylo Ren uses his force power to enter people's minds. It makes Force Awakens much cooler and those scenes a lot creepier.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I just replayed Star Wars Battlefront 2's campaign and I have to say (again) that it's so goddamned good.
If you've never played it, I recommend you play and/or watch how Kylo Ren uses his force power to enter people's minds. It makes Force Awakens much cooler and those scenes a lot creepier.
If you've never played it, I recommend you play and/or watch how Kylo Ren uses his force power to enter people's minds. It makes Force Awakens much cooler and those scenes a lot creepier.
If you saw me wang my face because my left leg gave out at Costco today: no you didn't.
If you're the man who had to stifle a laugh: it was funny, I'm okay, you can laugh.
If you're the man who had to stifle a laugh: it was funny, I'm okay, you can laugh.
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If you saw me wang my face because my left leg gave out at Costco today: no you didn't.
If you're the man who had to stifle a laugh: it was funny, I'm okay, you can laugh.
If you're the man who had to stifle a laugh: it was funny, I'm okay, you can laugh.
These are my kids characters, it's a very hairy party so far. 😂
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
These are my kids characters, it's a very hairy party so far. 😂
I'm going to run a Star Wars RPG game for my kids and got them to make their characters, it's been a goddamned delight. I'm also writing an actual campaign for SWRPG, that's also a delight, but now I have to worry about my players smuggling booster blue and not trying it and becoming mind readers.
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm going to run a Star Wars RPG game for my kids and got them to make their characters, it's been a goddamned delight. I'm also writing an actual campaign for SWRPG, that's also a delight, but now I have to worry about my players smuggling booster blue and not trying it and becoming mind readers.
Alberta doesn't have the electricity to allow us to use air conditioning in the summer without sending emergency alerts.
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Alberta doesn't have the electricity to allow us to use air conditioning in the summer without sending emergency alerts.
We saw a teenager dressed as a Silent Hill nurse and my daughter said "hah! What a spooky mummy"
Some day..
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Some day..
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November 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
We saw a teenager dressed as a Silent Hill nurse and my daughter said "hah! What a spooky mummy"
Some day..
Some
Day
Some day..
Some
Day
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NEW: The UCP government has cut funding for a program that provides support for Indigenous single mothers who have experienced domestic violence.
www.albertanativenews.com/alberta-cuts...
www.albertanativenews.com/alberta-cuts...
Alberta cuts funding mid-year to program for Indigenous mothers who have faced domestic violence - Alberta Native News
By Jeremy Appel (ANNews) – The provincial government has cut funding for an Aboriginal Counseling Services of Alberta (ACSA) program that provides support for Indigenous...
www.albertanativenews.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
NEW: The UCP government has cut funding for a program that provides support for Indigenous single mothers who have experienced domestic violence.
www.albertanativenews.com/alberta-cuts...
www.albertanativenews.com/alberta-cuts...
I won't be able to make it to the resist in peace rally today because ironically, my legs won't allow it. I don't have a handicap placard or anything and I don't trust that I can walk far enough to make it to the leg. I hope people get out in support of the disabled community though.
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I won't be able to make it to the resist in peace rally today because ironically, my legs won't allow it. I don't have a handicap placard or anything and I don't trust that I can walk far enough to make it to the leg. I hope people get out in support of the disabled community though.
Apparently I'm "against the teachers" again because I shared that there's a rally against ADAP tomorrow and let me be clear: don't tell a disabled man he's not a good person for sharing information about a rally for Disability Rights because it coincides with a student walkout planned 2 days ago.
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Apparently I'm "against the teachers" again because I shared that there's a rally against ADAP tomorrow and let me be clear: don't tell a disabled man he's not a good person for sharing information about a rally for Disability Rights because it coincides with a student walkout planned 2 days ago.
Me: I'm fine I don't need my wheelchair right now
Also me: scooting around in my office chair to avoid walking
Also me: scooting around in my office chair to avoid walking
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Me: I'm fine I don't need my wheelchair right now
Also me: scooting around in my office chair to avoid walking
Also me: scooting around in my office chair to avoid walking
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Just get Dropout instead
CNN launches its new All Access streaming subscription tier for $6.99 per month, including live channels and on-demand video, after shutting down CNN+ in 2022 (Dade Hayes/Deadline)
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Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just get Dropout instead
I help connect people with mental health professionals, I do this for free. I'm not some fucking UCP goon because I said I'm going to continue to help people, let people be concerned and fight in their own way and stop acting like we can't have solidarity for teachers and help in different ways.
I've been targeted with some leftist purity test nonsense already so let me get this out of the way: I'm in favor of a general strike, this isn't some simple "you're with us or against us" thing. I'm for a strike, I will continue to do work, because I feel me not working isn't helpful for anything.
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I help connect people with mental health professionals, I do this for free. I'm not some fucking UCP goon because I said I'm going to continue to help people, let people be concerned and fight in their own way and stop acting like we can't have solidarity for teachers and help in different ways.
I've been targeted with some leftist purity test nonsense already so let me get this out of the way: I'm in favor of a general strike, this isn't some simple "you're with us or against us" thing. I'm for a strike, I will continue to do work, because I feel me not working isn't helpful for anything.
October 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I've been targeted with some leftist purity test nonsense already so let me get this out of the way: I'm in favor of a general strike, this isn't some simple "you're with us or against us" thing. I'm for a strike, I will continue to do work, because I feel me not working isn't helpful for anything.
I'm posting tiktoks on youtube again, so if you want to follow along more with me being annoying, here you go.
youtu.be/pC0JGqTZ1zI
youtu.be/pC0JGqTZ1zI
I still did go into a rant, but you know.
YouTube video by Schmoopy Dan
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October 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm posting tiktoks on youtube again, so if you want to follow along more with me being annoying, here you go.
youtu.be/pC0JGqTZ1zI
youtu.be/pC0JGqTZ1zI
Whatever happens in the lead up to Wednesday, know I stand with teachers. The UCP is a hypocritical garbage disposal of a party.
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Whatever happens in the lead up to Wednesday, know I stand with teachers. The UCP is a hypocritical garbage disposal of a party.
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Every move Trump has made since the start of his second term has been to isolate us from the rest of the world through trade shit and violently kidnapping immigrants so when he ramps up the attacks on his own country no one will have any reason to save us from ourselves
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Every move Trump has made since the start of his second term has been to isolate us from the rest of the world through trade shit and violently kidnapping immigrants so when he ramps up the attacks on his own country no one will have any reason to save us from ourselves
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
I don't know if this is primarily an Alberta issue but every goddamned goon with a motorcycle has to post on Facebook about how drivers don't respect them on the road but then they drive like they're trying to escape Bond villain henchmen on the fucking Henday.
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I don't know if this is primarily an Alberta issue but every goddamned goon with a motorcycle has to post on Facebook about how drivers don't respect them on the road but then they drive like they're trying to escape Bond villain henchmen on the fucking Henday.
Finally, something I can agree with. I'm a little pissed off that it took so long for him to be like "oh yeah this guy is unhinged" but we got there.
Carney: "We can't control the trade policy of the US. We recognize it has fundamentally changed from the policy in the 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, & it's a situation where US has tariffs against every trading partner... what we we can control is developing new partnerships, including w/econ giants of Asia"
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Finally, something I can agree with. I'm a little pissed off that it took so long for him to be like "oh yeah this guy is unhinged" but we got there.