Schmoopy Dan
@schmoopydan.bsky.social
Professional nerd, advocate for disability and education, possible cryptid.
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Schmoopy Dan
@schmoopydan.bsky.social
· Jan 12
Burger Challenge Review: Backstairs Burger
I got the OG burger, Lindsey got the Sugar Skull. We shared Crack Fries and the kids got a plain burger with regular fries. I got a Reese's Pieces milkshake, Lindsey got coffee crisp, 5 got strawberry poptart and 7 also got a reeses. Let's review!
🧵 1/3
I got the OG burger, Lindsey got the Sugar Skull. We shared Crack Fries and the kids got a plain burger with regular fries. I got a Reese's Pieces milkshake, Lindsey got coffee crisp, 5 got strawberry poptart and 7 also got a reeses. Let's review!
🧵 1/3
My son asked for me to play Walk by Pantera today and I can't explain how unimaginably happy that made me. 😂
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
My son asked for me to play Walk by Pantera today and I can't explain how unimaginably happy that made me. 😂
The first project I was planning to release was a DnD campaign, since (unfortunately) it's the game I know best and I can balance it the best.
Working on it is very much reinforcing my hate for Hasbro and especially the new DnD rules. I'll be glad to work on other games after this.
Working on it is very much reinforcing my hate for Hasbro and especially the new DnD rules. I'll be glad to work on other games after this.
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The first project I was planning to release was a DnD campaign, since (unfortunately) it's the game I know best and I can balance it the best.
Working on it is very much reinforcing my hate for Hasbro and especially the new DnD rules. I'll be glad to work on other games after this.
Working on it is very much reinforcing my hate for Hasbro and especially the new DnD rules. I'll be glad to work on other games after this.
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Sorry, kid, the government cancelled research into a cure for your disease. The man who swims in sewage and snorts cocaine in public restrooms said it's bad for you. Besides, there's no money now that we're locking up your friend's parents and the guys who mowed our lawn.
February 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Sorry, kid, the government cancelled research into a cure for your disease. The man who swims in sewage and snorts cocaine in public restrooms said it's bad for you. Besides, there's no money now that we're locking up your friend's parents and the guys who mowed our lawn.
I wore sweatpants yesterday (because cold) and now I feel like I'm reenacting the scene where Clint is being eaten by Jaws, but I'm the boat.
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I wore sweatpants yesterday (because cold) and now I feel like I'm reenacting the scene where Clint is being eaten by Jaws, but I'm the boat.
Here's something fun, WITH FUCKING ALT TEXT!
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Here's something fun, WITH FUCKING ALT TEXT!
As an ADHD person, I set 400 timers a day to remind me of things, my timer just beeped and I have no idea what it was for. I think the ghost set it to fuck with me.
February 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
As an ADHD person, I set 400 timers a day to remind me of things, my timer just beeped and I have no idea what it was for. I think the ghost set it to fuck with me.
I've somehow found myself in Muppets tiktok and I don't know whether to be annoyed or delighted.
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I've somehow found myself in Muppets tiktok and I don't know whether to be annoyed or delighted.
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True Universal Healthcare includes Universal Mental Healthcare. UNLIMITED access to mental health professionals for EVERYONE.
Healthcare is a foundational pillar in a true democracy.
@bcndpcaucus.bsky.social @crc-greenpartybc.bsky.social @liberalca.bsky.social
Healthcare is a foundational pillar in a true democracy.
@bcndpcaucus.bsky.social @crc-greenpartybc.bsky.social @liberalca.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
True Universal Healthcare includes Universal Mental Healthcare. UNLIMITED access to mental health professionals for EVERYONE.
Healthcare is a foundational pillar in a true democracy.
@bcndpcaucus.bsky.social @crc-greenpartybc.bsky.social @liberalca.bsky.social
Healthcare is a foundational pillar in a true democracy.
@bcndpcaucus.bsky.social @crc-greenpartybc.bsky.social @liberalca.bsky.social
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"We don't have an idea yet as to motive," the RCMP just said.
So anyone claiming to know why this happened right now is full of shit.
Stop listening to disgusting ghouls with hateful agendas.
So anyone claiming to know why this happened right now is full of shit.
Stop listening to disgusting ghouls with hateful agendas.
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"We don't have an idea yet as to motive," the RCMP just said.
So anyone claiming to know why this happened right now is full of shit.
Stop listening to disgusting ghouls with hateful agendas.
So anyone claiming to know why this happened right now is full of shit.
Stop listening to disgusting ghouls with hateful agendas.
I survived, but if someone were to carry me for the rest of the day I wouldn't say noooooo?
I need to go to costco, I'm already having trouble walking and I haven't even left yet. Great combo
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I survived, but if someone were to carry me for the rest of the day I wouldn't say noooooo?
I need to go to costco, I'm already having trouble walking and I haven't even left yet. Great combo
February 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I need to go to costco, I'm already having trouble walking and I haven't even left yet. Great combo
Hot take: your "time saving combat" in DnD is probably ableist.
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Hot take: your "time saving combat" in DnD is probably ableist.
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This guy voted to keep the Epstein files hidden b/c of "procedure" (but then release them so he wasn't standing alone). Miss me with the "porn" concerns.
missouriindependent.com/2025/09/29/m...
missouriindependent.com/2025/09/29/m...
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
This guy voted to keep the Epstein files hidden b/c of "procedure" (but then release them so he wasn't standing alone). Miss me with the "porn" concerns.
missouriindependent.com/2025/09/29/m...
missouriindependent.com/2025/09/29/m...
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i hold no love for Mark Carney but even I've gotta have sympathy for the dude when I imagine his aide being like "sir, the president thinks you own the whole bridge and you're being mean about it" and him having to put down his copy of The Economist to make the dumbest phone call of all time
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
i hold no love for Mark Carney but even I've gotta have sympathy for the dude when I imagine his aide being like "sir, the president thinks you own the whole bridge and you're being mean about it" and him having to put down his copy of The Economist to make the dumbest phone call of all time
Not to give too much away, because this is very early. But working within the LotR universe is both a breath of fresh air and a nightmare. There's an astounding amount of information available to work with, but there's also an astounding amount of information available to work with.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Not to give too much away, because this is very early. But working within the LotR universe is both a breath of fresh air and a nightmare. There's an astounding amount of information available to work with, but there's also an astounding amount of information available to work with.
I love when I'm in my wheelchair and hit a lego and almost superman out of my chair as if I'm a skateboarder who just hit a rock in the road.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I love when I'm in my wheelchair and hit a lego and almost superman out of my chair as if I'm a skateboarder who just hit a rock in the road.
My net worth nearly doubled today!
*I found a toonie in the dryer*
*I found a toonie in the dryer*
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
My net worth nearly doubled today!
*I found a toonie in the dryer*
*I found a toonie in the dryer*
Ah yes well when you say "this capitalist is going to run our country like a business" (sound familiar?) they tend to run it like a business.
Businesses don't care about people, they care about money. This bubble can't pop soon enough.
Businesses don't care about people, they care about money. This bubble can't pop soon enough.
„The consultation was widely criticized for its prioritization of business interests, lack of attention to human rights & labour concerns, disregard for deliberative dialogue: the 30-day window & specialized knowledge required to answer many of the questions posed barriers to public participation.“
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Ah yes well when you say "this capitalist is going to run our country like a business" (sound familiar?) they tend to run it like a business.
Businesses don't care about people, they care about money. This bubble can't pop soon enough.
Businesses don't care about people, they care about money. This bubble can't pop soon enough.
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Ok friends, final push:
We got married, and it was wonderful!
I'd like to spread the good news around to some wonderful science, conservation, and education charities I love.
Please consider making a donation in honor of David and Eileen's wedding:
www.southernfriedscience.com/im-getting-m...
We got married, and it was wonderful!
I'd like to spread the good news around to some wonderful science, conservation, and education charities I love.
Please consider making a donation in honor of David and Eileen's wedding:
www.southernfriedscience.com/im-getting-m...
I’m getting married! Want to honor us? Here are some great charities you can donate to.
Some, as they say, personal news: I’m getting married! I’d love to use this happy occassion to spread good news around. To that end, if you’re so inclined to make a donation ̶…
www.southernfriedscience.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Ok friends, final push:
We got married, and it was wonderful!
I'd like to spread the good news around to some wonderful science, conservation, and education charities I love.
Please consider making a donation in honor of David and Eileen's wedding:
www.southernfriedscience.com/im-getting-m...
We got married, and it was wonderful!
I'd like to spread the good news around to some wonderful science, conservation, and education charities I love.
Please consider making a donation in honor of David and Eileen's wedding:
www.southernfriedscience.com/im-getting-m...
How reassuring and not concerning for Americans just trying to not have their lives ruined by a syphilitic pedophile whose favorite word is "tariff."
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
How reassuring and not concerning for Americans just trying to not have their lives ruined by a syphilitic pedophile whose favorite word is "tariff."
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Unfortunately someone also found a post-it note in the garbage that says “transes are icky” - so we’re going to have to ban them from even more things (both sides and all that)
Hey look a new high quality scientific study showing that trans women on HRT have no athletic advantage over cis women
New research shows trans women have NO athletic advantage over cisgender women
A landmark scientific review published this week has delivered one of the clearest messages yet in the global debate over trans inclusion in sport: trans women do not demonstrate athletic advantages o...
www.scenemag.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Unfortunately someone also found a post-it note in the garbage that says “transes are icky” - so we’re going to have to ban them from even more things (both sides and all that)
An AI chatbot recommended you put elmers glue on your pizza to keep the cheese from sliding off and we needed a study to tell us that they give bad health advice? No fuckin' shit
AI chatbots give bad health advice, research finds https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/article/ai-chatbots-give-bad-health-advice-research-finds/
⤷ canadahealthwatch.ca/featured 🍁
⤷ canadahealthwatch.ca/featured 🍁
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
An AI chatbot recommended you put elmers glue on your pizza to keep the cheese from sliding off and we needed a study to tell us that they give bad health advice? No fuckin' shit
Do these look okay? I'm going to have a panic attack if they don't
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Do these look okay? I'm going to have a panic attack if they don't
I have my first cookies ever in the oven, if these don't turn out I'm going to screech like a banshee.
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I have my first cookies ever in the oven, if these don't turn out I'm going to screech like a banshee.
I've started making notes of where I am in my audiobook when I'm finished, as it's now lost my spot twice.
I also forgot to mention that it's THE SILMARILLION!
I can't think of a worse book for this to occur during. 😂
I also forgot to mention that it's THE SILMARILLION!
I can't think of a worse book for this to occur during. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I've started making notes of where I am in my audiobook when I'm finished, as it's now lost my spot twice.
I also forgot to mention that it's THE SILMARILLION!
I can't think of a worse book for this to occur during. 😂
I also forgot to mention that it's THE SILMARILLION!
I can't think of a worse book for this to occur during. 😂