Schmerp
@schmerp.bsky.social
Freelance Graphic Designer & Unhealthy fizzy drink connoisseur • DM for work inquires • https://schmerp.carrd.co
To look at my work, please look for the tag #schmerp
To look at my work, please look for the tag #schmerp
yeah they had a whole post about it too. 💀
accessibility options? nah, ✨ brand colors ✨
accessibility options? nah, ✨ brand colors ✨
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
yeah they had a whole post about it too. 💀
accessibility options? nah, ✨ brand colors ✨
accessibility options? nah, ✨ brand colors ✨
Coca-Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla
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it's just sweeter vanilla coke.
disappointed/10
also those a/i generated holiday commercials were gross so that gets a -100/10
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it's just sweeter vanilla coke.
disappointed/10
also those a/i generated holiday commercials were gross so that gets a -100/10
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Coca-Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla
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it's just sweeter vanilla coke.
disappointed/10
also those a/i generated holiday commercials were gross so that gets a -100/10
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it's just sweeter vanilla coke.
disappointed/10
also those a/i generated holiday commercials were gross so that gets a -100/10
Sesame Street provides most of their own funding by using these contracts with companies like WB/HBO and Netflix. PBS donates a portion of their budget in exchange for airing it for free on PBS Kids.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Sesame Street provides most of their own funding by using these contracts with companies like WB/HBO and Netflix. PBS donates a portion of their budget in exchange for airing it for free on PBS Kids.
same except I would also bring that same attitude to the both the billionaire left and right wings with blood money. 💀
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
same except I would also bring that same attitude to the both the billionaire left and right wings with blood money. 💀
"What about Dribbble?"
The less we bring it up, the better.
The less we bring it up, the better.
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"What about Dribbble?"
The less we bring it up, the better.
The less we bring it up, the better.
There's LibreWolf!! It's a open source clone/fork of Firefox focused on privacy.
Whether or not it'll be BETTER than Firefox is to be seen, as they use the latest stable releases of Firefox.
Whether or not it'll be BETTER than Firefox is to be seen, as they use the latest stable releases of Firefox.
August 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
There's LibreWolf!! It's a open source clone/fork of Firefox focused on privacy.
Whether or not it'll be BETTER than Firefox is to be seen, as they use the latest stable releases of Firefox.
Whether or not it'll be BETTER than Firefox is to be seen, as they use the latest stable releases of Firefox.
please forgive my bad drawing skillz, but this is the general idea!!
August 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
please forgive my bad drawing skillz, but this is the general idea!!
a skate park where if you're skilled enough, bombs can slide over the ramp and "ollie" the opponent!
August 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
a skate park where if you're skilled enough, bombs can slide over the ramp and "ollie" the opponent!
Crush Back to the 80s (Blue Raspberry)
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the is the most candy-like soda i've ever tasted. i'm drinking a Jolly Rancher. There's a slight sour tang to it that gives a small kick, but it's not bad!
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7.9 / 10
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the is the most candy-like soda i've ever tasted. i'm drinking a Jolly Rancher. There's a slight sour tang to it that gives a small kick, but it's not bad!
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7.9 / 10
July 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Crush Back to the 80s (Blue Raspberry)
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the is the most candy-like soda i've ever tasted. i'm drinking a Jolly Rancher. There's a slight sour tang to it that gives a small kick, but it's not bad!
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7.9 / 10
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the is the most candy-like soda i've ever tasted. i'm drinking a Jolly Rancher. There's a slight sour tang to it that gives a small kick, but it's not bad!
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7.9 / 10
i'm pure Texan, and even my music tastes don't involve US artists 💀
July 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i'm pure Texan, and even my music tastes don't involve US artists 💀
Major park logos (Great Adventure and Wild Safari have been condensed into "Great Safari", and Discovery Kingdom is renamed "Kingdom" for convenience.)
June 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Major park logos (Great Adventure and Wild Safari have been condensed into "Great Safari", and Discovery Kingdom is renamed "Kingdom" for convenience.)
updated logos + completely revamped KR logo
June 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
updated logos + completely revamped KR logo