Schmerp
@schmerp.bsky.social
Freelance Graphic Designer & Unhealthy fizzy drink connoisseur • DM for work inquires • https://schmerp.carrd.co
To look at my work, please look for the tag #schmerp
To look at my work, please look for the tag #schmerp
Coca-Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla
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it's just sweeter vanilla coke.
disappointed/10
also those a/i generated holiday commercials were gross so that gets a -100/10
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it's just sweeter vanilla coke.
disappointed/10
also those a/i generated holiday commercials were gross so that gets a -100/10
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Coca-Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla
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it's just sweeter vanilla coke.
disappointed/10
also those a/i generated holiday commercials were gross so that gets a -100/10
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it's just sweeter vanilla coke.
disappointed/10
also those a/i generated holiday commercials were gross so that gets a -100/10
August 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
please forgive my bad drawing skillz, but this is the general idea!!
August 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
please forgive my bad drawing skillz, but this is the general idea!!
Crush Back to the 80s (Blue Raspberry)
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the is the most candy-like soda i've ever tasted. i'm drinking a Jolly Rancher. There's a slight sour tang to it that gives a small kick, but it's not bad!
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7.9 / 10
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the is the most candy-like soda i've ever tasted. i'm drinking a Jolly Rancher. There's a slight sour tang to it that gives a small kick, but it's not bad!
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7.9 / 10
July 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Crush Back to the 80s (Blue Raspberry)
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the is the most candy-like soda i've ever tasted. i'm drinking a Jolly Rancher. There's a slight sour tang to it that gives a small kick, but it's not bad!
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7.9 / 10
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the is the most candy-like soda i've ever tasted. i'm drinking a Jolly Rancher. There's a slight sour tang to it that gives a small kick, but it's not bad!
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7.9 / 10
cursing your feed with that one straight Mario type they use
July 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
cursing your feed with that one straight Mario type they use
Major park logos (Great Adventure and Wild Safari have been condensed into "Great Safari", and Discovery Kingdom is renamed "Kingdom" for convenience.)
June 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Major park logos (Great Adventure and Wild Safari have been condensed into "Great Safari", and Discovery Kingdom is renamed "Kingdom" for convenience.)
updated logos + completely revamped KR logo
June 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
updated logos + completely revamped KR logo
the tropical distance calls for you
April 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the tropical distance calls for you
every single image for research has a different shade of maroon...
i am slowly losing my mind...
i am slowly losing my mind...
April 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
every single image for research has a different shade of maroon...
i am slowly losing my mind...
i am slowly losing my mind...
7up Endless Summer
Oh boy another Kroger-exclusive lol. I wasn't too big on Tropical because it didn't give me enough flavor to stand on it's own, but this one absolutely does. the Watermelon and Strawberry flavors taste similar to the ones used in Sunkist flavors, but i kinda like that.
7.8/10
Oh boy another Kroger-exclusive lol. I wasn't too big on Tropical because it didn't give me enough flavor to stand on it's own, but this one absolutely does. the Watermelon and Strawberry flavors taste similar to the ones used in Sunkist flavors, but i kinda like that.
7.8/10
April 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
7up Endless Summer
Oh boy another Kroger-exclusive lol. I wasn't too big on Tropical because it didn't give me enough flavor to stand on it's own, but this one absolutely does. the Watermelon and Strawberry flavors taste similar to the ones used in Sunkist flavors, but i kinda like that.
7.8/10
Oh boy another Kroger-exclusive lol. I wasn't too big on Tropical because it didn't give me enough flavor to stand on it's own, but this one absolutely does. the Watermelon and Strawberry flavors taste similar to the ones used in Sunkist flavors, but i kinda like that.
7.8/10
wanna change the emblem with something else? here's a good recreation of the depth using PS's bevel tool!!
March 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
wanna change the emblem with something else? here's a good recreation of the depth using PS's bevel tool!!
Nintendo Switch 2 - The Ultimate Mockup Kit
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
CAUTION: Please leak responsibly.
#photoshop #nintendoswitch2 #nintendo
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
CAUTION: Please leak responsibly.
#photoshop #nintendoswitch2 #nintendo
March 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Nintendo Switch 2 - The Ultimate Mockup Kit
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
CAUTION: Please leak responsibly.
#photoshop #nintendoswitch2 #nintendo
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
CAUTION: Please leak responsibly.
#photoshop #nintendoswitch2 #nintendo
GGRRAAAAAHHHHHHH THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
March 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
GGRRAAAAAHHHHHHH THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
March 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Sierra Mist - Branding exploration
February 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sierra Mist - Branding exploration
Dr Pepper Blackberry - addendum
My original review of this was based on the 20oz bottle as my first taste. I recently got a 12pk of the drink, and my view of it has shifted dramatically. The Blackberry is so much more mellow and toned down in the 12 fl oz cans compared to the bottles.
8.1/10
My original review of this was based on the 20oz bottle as my first taste. I recently got a 12pk of the drink, and my view of it has shifted dramatically. The Blackberry is so much more mellow and toned down in the 12 fl oz cans compared to the bottles.
8.1/10
February 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Dr Pepper Blackberry - addendum
My original review of this was based on the 20oz bottle as my first taste. I recently got a 12pk of the drink, and my view of it has shifted dramatically. The Blackberry is so much more mellow and toned down in the 12 fl oz cans compared to the bottles.
8.1/10
My original review of this was based on the 20oz bottle as my first taste. I recently got a 12pk of the drink, and my view of it has shifted dramatically. The Blackberry is so much more mellow and toned down in the 12 fl oz cans compared to the bottles.
8.1/10
magik looks like they got away with murder and would absolutely do it again
February 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
magik looks like they got away with murder and would absolutely do it again
Pepsi Wild Cherry and Cream
There is more cream than there is cherry. the flavor is nice, but I feel like it could be used less cream and more cherry for that balance.
6.6/10
There is more cream than there is cherry. the flavor is nice, but I feel like it could be used less cream and more cherry for that balance.
6.6/10
February 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pepsi Wild Cherry and Cream
There is more cream than there is cherry. the flavor is nice, but I feel like it could be used less cream and more cherry for that balance.
6.6/10
There is more cream than there is cherry. the flavor is nice, but I feel like it could be used less cream and more cherry for that balance.
6.6/10
Dr Pepper Blackberry
This is definitely an acquired taste. there's some hints of Dark Berry in there, but that cough syrup-like blackberry is what makes or breaks it. for me, I actually didn't mind it!
7.1/10
This is definitely an acquired taste. there's some hints of Dark Berry in there, but that cough syrup-like blackberry is what makes or breaks it. for me, I actually didn't mind it!
7.1/10
February 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Dr Pepper Blackberry
This is definitely an acquired taste. there's some hints of Dark Berry in there, but that cough syrup-like blackberry is what makes or breaks it. for me, I actually didn't mind it!
7.1/10
This is definitely an acquired taste. there's some hints of Dark Berry in there, but that cough syrup-like blackberry is what makes or breaks it. for me, I actually didn't mind it!
7.1/10
Gatorade Midnight Ice
This is a blend of various fruits, but you could not ask me to name them because it's just...Gatorade flavors lol. Still pretty good.
7.5/10
This is a blend of various fruits, but you could not ask me to name them because it's just...Gatorade flavors lol. Still pretty good.
7.5/10
January 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Gatorade Midnight Ice
This is a blend of various fruits, but you could not ask me to name them because it's just...Gatorade flavors lol. Still pretty good.
7.5/10
This is a blend of various fruits, but you could not ask me to name them because it's just...Gatorade flavors lol. Still pretty good.
7.5/10