Schmeric
@schmeric.bsky.social
Therapy human for three cats. Marketing professional specializing in Social Media. Vinyl collector, KU alum, and living in Kansas City.
Impeach Trump, abolish ICE, and hold all of these people accountable.
June 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Impeach Trump, abolish ICE, and hold all of these people accountable.
I managed to snag the only copy of this album distributed to Kansas City! 😃
April 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I managed to snag the only copy of this album distributed to Kansas City! 😃
He's not playing chess. He's not even playing checkers. He's been playing tic-tac-toe his whole life and mostly losing.
The only times he “wins” are when he cheats or when his opponents worry that a loss will trigger a toddler level tantrum from him and his followers.
A time out is long overdue.
The only times he “wins” are when he cheats or when his opponents worry that a loss will trigger a toddler level tantrum from him and his followers.
A time out is long overdue.
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
He's not playing chess. He's not even playing checkers. He's been playing tic-tac-toe his whole life and mostly losing.
The only times he “wins” are when he cheats or when his opponents worry that a loss will trigger a toddler level tantrum from him and his followers.
A time out is long overdue.
The only times he “wins” are when he cheats or when his opponents worry that a loss will trigger a toddler level tantrum from him and his followers.
A time out is long overdue.
This weird announcement right after the election about a failed white owned Mexican restaurant chain making a comeback is making way too much sense right now 😧😠
February 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This weird announcement right after the election about a failed white owned Mexican restaurant chain making a comeback is making way too much sense right now 😧😠
PSA to companies and their executives:
Your company’s and c-suite’s political actions, including donations and policy changes, are a huge part of your social media strategy, yet your social team has no control over them.
🧵Short thread…
Your company’s and c-suite’s political actions, including donations and policy changes, are a huge part of your social media strategy, yet your social team has no control over them.
🧵Short thread…
January 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
PSA to companies and their executives:
Your company’s and c-suite’s political actions, including donations and policy changes, are a huge part of your social media strategy, yet your social team has no control over them.
🧵Short thread…
Your company’s and c-suite’s political actions, including donations and policy changes, are a huge part of your social media strategy, yet your social team has no control over them.
🧵Short thread…
Hopefully me when I can't endlessly scroll TikTok anymore
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hopefully me when I can't endlessly scroll TikTok anymore
If they stupidly allow a TikTok sale to Meta, Zuck should have to yell MONOPOLY! like you do when you’re down to one card in UNO.
TikTok users would abandon that faster than Twitter users did.
TikTok users would abandon that faster than Twitter users did.
January 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If they stupidly allow a TikTok sale to Meta, Zuck should have to yell MONOPOLY! like you do when you’re down to one card in UNO.
TikTok users would abandon that faster than Twitter users did.
TikTok users would abandon that faster than Twitter users did.
There has to be a small percentage of oblivious Tiktokers that are trying to use the app tonight and hearing about the ban for the first time with this notification.
January 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
There has to be a small percentage of oblivious Tiktokers that are trying to use the app tonight and hearing about the ban for the first time with this notification.
If this kid had grown up rich, they’d be Elon Musk today instead of Michael Scott.
January 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If this kid had grown up rich, they’d be Elon Musk today instead of Michael Scott.
January 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m declaring my candidacy for president in 2028. Any crime I do henceforth doesn’t count and can’t be punished because I’m doing it for my campaign and the benefit of United States so we can put the Eric back in AmERICa. #Eric2028
January 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m declaring my candidacy for president in 2028. Any crime I do henceforth doesn’t count and can’t be punished because I’m doing it for my campaign and the benefit of United States so we can put the Eric back in AmERICa. #Eric2028
This is just code for “we’re cool with hate speech targeted at trans people and immigrants now.” Fuck Zuck & Meta 😡
January 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This is just code for “we’re cool with hate speech targeted at trans people and immigrants now.” Fuck Zuck & Meta 😡
Mabel is spending her snow day slow roasting herself on this floor vent.
January 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Mabel is spending her snow day slow roasting herself on this floor vent.
I don’t know why, but I felt compelled to do this ranking
December 9, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I don’t know why, but I felt compelled to do this ranking
Dear fellow social media professionals, I know it's painful to shutter a profile after all of the hard work it took to build up a following but Twitter/X isn't worth it anymore. It hasn't been for a while. It's a sunk cost. Time to shut it down.
November 15, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Dear fellow social media professionals, I know it's painful to shutter a profile after all of the hard work it took to build up a following but Twitter/X isn't worth it anymore. It hasn't been for a while. It's a sunk cost. Time to shut it down.