Ben
schmenjamin.bsky.social
Ben
@schmenjamin.bsky.social
Flutter developer, writer, Wreckless Eric evangelist. I love my wife and our two tween cat daughters.
Many people are saying this
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Reposted by Ben
Every single time! Epstein will write:

"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"

and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:

"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
They own Twitch so this probably means layoffs there
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
FWIW, I met my wife in late March 2020 when I opened Bumble out of a "who the hell is even on this thing right now" feeling of bored curiosity. It was a bleak time. Arguably, not quite as bad as right now, but still pretty dismal.
October 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
His vision is basically Omelas but instead of utopia it’s just a shitty Blockbuster powered by a basement full of children who once received USAID
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Proposal:
October 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Once when I was a young shithead living with other young shitheads we had a landlord who left us a haiku:

Why you get on roof?
Your hall is a garbage yard.
You will be summoned.
October 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Hear me out: companies like this are great because it allows all the weird little aggro 996-evangelists to self-segregate into their deranged little silos and leave the rest of us the fuck alone
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
*audible gasp*
September 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
In a kinder universe Bove would’ve been a character actor
September 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Yes they will. They’ll cave 10 minutes before air
September 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
2004. Me and the boys out past curfew in my friend Justin’s parents’ Windstar on our way to Jack in the Box.
September 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Oh… uhh, I think I’m busy that day
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What purpose does Dell even have as a company in 2025
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Something darkly funny about a scene of the most day-drunk apparatchiks this side of the Volga lining up at the rotunda with tears streaming down their sunburned faces to pay their respects to the deceased and then you look at the deceased and it’s Charlie fucking Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
10% of FBI personnel are busy patrolling DuPont Circle
September 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM