Many people are saying this

Every single time! Epstein will write:

"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"

and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:

"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."

They own Twitch so this probably means layoffs there

FWIW, I met my wife in late March 2020 when I opened Bumble out of a "who the hell is even on this thing right now" feeling of bored curiosity. It was a bleak time. Arguably, not quite as bad as right now, but still pretty dismal.

His vision is basically Omelas but instead of utopia it’s just a shitty Blockbuster powered by a basement full of children who once received USAID

Proposal:

Once when I was a young shithead living with other young shitheads we had a landlord who left us a haiku:

Why you get on roof?
Your hall is a garbage yard.
You will be summoned.

Hear me out: companies like this are great because it allows all the weird little aggro 996-evangelists to self-segregate into their deranged little silos and leave the rest of us the fuck alone

*audible gasp*

In a kinder universe Bove would’ve been a character actor

Yes they will. They’ll cave 10 minutes before air

2004. Me and the boys out past curfew in my friend Justin’s parents’ Windstar on our way to Jack in the Box.

Oh… uhh, I think I’m busy that day

What purpose does Dell even have as a company in 2025

Something darkly funny about a scene of the most day-drunk apparatchiks this side of the Volga lining up at the rotunda with tears streaming down their sunburned faces to pay their respects to the deceased and then you look at the deceased and it’s Charlie fucking Kirk.

10% of FBI personnel are busy patrolling DuPont Circle