Ben
@schmenjamin.bsky.social
Flutter developer, writer, Wreckless Eric evangelist. I love my wife and our two tween cat daughters.
I would rather spend a whole night stuck at a shitty fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago sitting between Newt and Calista Gingrich eating mashed potato cement than spend 5 seconds being smiled at like this by this man
September 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I would rather spend a whole night stuck at a shitty fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago sitting between Newt and Calista Gingrich eating mashed potato cement than spend 5 seconds being smiled at like this by this man
2004. Me and the boys out past curfew in my friend Justin’s parents’ Windstar on our way to Jack in the Box.
September 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
2004. Me and the boys out past curfew in my friend Justin’s parents’ Windstar on our way to Jack in the Box.
I feel like I might make a different ballot every day, but here’s my first:
June 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I feel like I might make a different ballot every day, but here’s my first:
Really tough day at work. But now I’m home and can unwind with my absolute favorite pastime, Tall Man Run
June 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Really tough day at work. But now I’m home and can unwind with my absolute favorite pastime, Tall Man Run
How come we never see any of these freaks go to this level of effort to be, like, Genghis Khan or something
May 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
How come we never see any of these freaks go to this level of effort to be, like, Genghis Khan or something
From Robert Paxton’s 1982 intro to Vichy France.
Oof.
Oof.
April 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
From Robert Paxton’s 1982 intro to Vichy France.
Oof.
Oof.
Photo of Raw Egg Nationalist:
March 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Photo of Raw Egg Nationalist:
You get Ween but only Mr. Richard Smoker
March 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You get Ween but only Mr. Richard Smoker
I have one Wikipedia tab open to a bunch of mummies and another tab open to John Calhoun and honestly the latter contains the more frightening picture
February 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I have one Wikipedia tab open to a bunch of mummies and another tab open to John Calhoun and honestly the latter contains the more frightening picture
Here’s my late little man Spot with this collar (and another one that worked a bit better)
February 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Here’s my late little man Spot with this collar (and another one that worked a bit better)
He knew what to do with apparatchiks
February 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
He knew what to do with apparatchiks
Goodbye Wally, you were very good at being a cat.
February 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Goodbye Wally, you were very good at being a cat.
RIP Spot. You were so loved
February 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
RIP Spot. You were so loved
Oh boy the 2006 article for 2025 hurts
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Oh boy the 2006 article for 2025 hurts
Prestige is something that is just as much given as it is earned. The NY Times doesn’t deserve a shred of it, nor do their star reporters.
February 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Prestige is something that is just as much given as it is earned. The NY Times doesn’t deserve a shred of it, nor do their star reporters.
I, a non-physicist, found the article confusing at first, but fortunately this graphic really cleared things up for me
February 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I, a non-physicist, found the article confusing at first, but fortunately this graphic really cleared things up for me
