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Helix's "Art Account"
@schmelix.bsky.social
Go girl give us nothing.
Genuinely 90% complaints and hornyposting. Not for the faint of heart. I’m not joking. I WILL wall your feed. 🔞

Can be bribed with Illidan porn
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I am afflicted by multitudes of demons, many of which can be described in the popular occult text “the lesser key of DSM-V”
okay my friendlets aren't on bsky so I can talk about my nefarious bit to post a shitty Illidan every time I get @‘d on warframe post.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Astaroth is my beloved habbo hotel ass demon and I really need to work on the black and white marks on his body. Sapient slime mold ex-god. Became his oc.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"these adhd meds ain't shit"

Me doing my work reports at 12 pm, inflappable:
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Az’s ability to just hype his awful husband up is unparalleled. Yes his sweetie honey pie booboo did all that shit. But he also wants to say sorry/thanks so stop being weird about him for five seconds okay?
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
just been informed theres lightforged warlocks you're all never allowed to be meaners to me for my san'layn druid now
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
lmao I can't believe Astalor and Az would be friends. Amazing.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This is very much the kind of energy I *wish* was still used for fel magic by the Blood Elves: wrought with side effects, but worth the price for those willing to wrangle with its potency.

Still, this makes the "blood" side of Blood Elves very literal now, which is fun lol
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
New oc smell confirming that every character related to Nergui just inherits his bitchass demeanor
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The amount of times my totally-not-Illidan warlock got called daddy is up to two. Which is find extremely funny.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Recent doodles! Diane and Xy’ela! @itsjustard.bsky.social @bhaalpriestess.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Yeah fuck it I’m just gonna use bsky to post art and look at it once a day. If you have me on discord thats the only way you’ll get me conversational.
My mom finally pissed me off so much that if my bpd sets off TOO I’m genuinely afraid I’ll go back to some /old habits/
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
you have 0% of an idea how salty I am I lost Nergui on WRA. If I get him back thats my zanda troll druid. I need my boy tusked
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Rereading rp logs… Azzy’s mom calls him her “little sunflower”. Ough. My heart
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Paid money
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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lore is as rigid or flexible as you make it, everything is canon if you're not a coward
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
if you asked a warcraft rpers to not say slurs for 10000 million dollars I will be able to make all of them fail within 1 paragraph
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Just heard about Ritssyn yesterday but I already love him
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Do you like books? Do you like WoW lore? Well check this out!

I wanted to give back to the community in a small way, so here is a giveaway of physical books.

-Follow
-Like
-Repost
-Tell me a lesser known WoW lore tidbit you love!

The winner will get to pick three of these books!

Ends 12/5
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
never posted this one but whatever. I love how I can date an Az piece by if he has tits or not
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Still hilarious I thought Illy was my psychosis husband. No, I got on meds and I’ve drawn nothing but his disgusting barbed penis these 3 months. God bless
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Az laying eggs. send skeet
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Happy 14th birthday to my Personal Evil Advisor that 90% of people on here know as Asrinth.

14 years, thousands of dollars in comms, and my frankly freakish devotion...
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
the funniest fucking thing about Az is that he's like 10+ years old as a toon on wow so like. I have 0 idea how the fuck I lost access to trade chat. What did 18 year old me DO.
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM