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Anissa
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My boys 🥰

(And the “thank you” message was hilarious lol)

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Do I smell like butter now?

(No one will understand this)
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I put up my 7.5 Christmas tree myself and I’m so sore 2 days later. It’s so heavy!! And I am so weak.

And sticking the middle tree part prong into the bottom tree part hole at juuuust the right angle to make the electricity work was SO HARD.

Brief pause to feel sympathy for men.

Ok pause over.
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My landscaper put up my Christmas lights and now you can see why I keep him around despite occasional boundary issues 🥰🎄
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I was like “why does it feel fucking FREEZING” and turns out it’s 35 degrees outside so you know where I’ll be
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Innocently asked my friend “do you want to lick the sugar off my rim?” And immediately regretted it
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
this one is very popular with our people lol
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i need to learn to cook for real before i get knives this fancy
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i will just never be a watch person
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
hmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
omg ok a dolce and gabbana smeg juicer is insane, i hope our tradespeople don't laugh their asses off when this shows up in their catalogs
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ok this is a super cute set!! (at one point we had le creuset in the catalog but it's not there anymore)
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
hmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
it's crazy to me that a yeti cooler is roughly equivalent in price to these other gifts
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
wait this is a different tv
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
a private chef??!??!?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i didn't even know we had stitch fix in the catalog
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
or like 4 spa days?
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
maybe i'll become a pizza oven person
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
electric bike? should i work on my fitness?
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
you'd be shocked at how many people choose fancy vacuums (not for me though)
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i could also do a necklace
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i do need a new tv at some point (my besties got me one for my 30th birthday and it's great but it's 13 years old) so there's this option....
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
But thank god some poor chump at Parade magazine actually wrote a real article about it 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
AI is dumb, case 8 million - bestie sent me the video of Jessi from SLOMW finally explaining what “fruity pebbles” refers to but I couldn’t watch it in an open office bc I don’t have headphones and I was frantically googling and the AI response made no logical sense
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM