Maxine
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throwing a rager* for NYE
*eating a box of chocolates that come with a little booklet explaining why they put olives in one of them and talking to the cat
*eating a box of chocolates that come with a little booklet explaining why they put olives in one of them and talking to the cat
January 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
throwing a rager* for NYE
*eating a box of chocolates that come with a little booklet explaining why they put olives in one of them and talking to the cat
*eating a box of chocolates that come with a little booklet explaining why they put olives in one of them and talking to the cat
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Sometimes you gotta eat a whole loaf of garlic bread
December 2, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Sometimes you gotta eat a whole loaf of garlic bread
Today I played mass effect all day and ate raising Cane's for dinner
December 1, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Today I played mass effect all day and ate raising Cane's for dinner
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Thought of the day.🤔
November 11, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Thought of the day.🤔
Downloading the mobile games i played years ago only to find them riddled with ads and PTW content is real late stage capitalism
July 11, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Downloading the mobile games i played years ago only to find them riddled with ads and PTW content is real late stage capitalism
-Got groceries
-cooked dinner
-cleaned up after dinner
-didn’t burn my life down randomly
functioningadult.jpeg ?
-cooked dinner
-cleaned up after dinner
-didn’t burn my life down randomly
functioningadult.jpeg ?
July 10, 2023 at 11:57 PM
-Got groceries
-cooked dinner
-cleaned up after dinner
-didn’t burn my life down randomly
functioningadult.jpeg ?
-cooked dinner
-cleaned up after dinner
-didn’t burn my life down randomly
functioningadult.jpeg ?
Sick for the second time in a month and my sunburn is peeling, somebody nurture me
July 9, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Sick for the second time in a month and my sunburn is peeling, somebody nurture me
in the 4 days i was gone from home my cat managed to
-Eat all of his food (it was portioned for 5 days)
-unplug his water fountain
-throw up on the floor
…
he’s so precious
-Eat all of his food (it was portioned for 5 days)
-unplug his water fountain
-throw up on the floor
…
he’s so precious
July 6, 2023 at 3:39 PM
in the 4 days i was gone from home my cat managed to
-Eat all of his food (it was portioned for 5 days)
-unplug his water fountain
-throw up on the floor
…
he’s so precious
-Eat all of his food (it was portioned for 5 days)
-unplug his water fountain
-throw up on the floor
…
he’s so precious
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Mark Zuckerberg: (steps in bucket, eats shit headfirst down several flights of stairs labeled 'The Metaverse' before crashing into Chippendale display case of Chinese porcelain which collapses, slicing flesh and clothing)
*he SPRINGS up*
Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I give you THREADS!
*he SPRINGS up*
Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I give you THREADS!
July 6, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Mark Zuckerberg: (steps in bucket, eats shit headfirst down several flights of stairs labeled 'The Metaverse' before crashing into Chippendale display case of Chinese porcelain which collapses, slicing flesh and clothing)
*he SPRINGS up*
Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I give you THREADS!
*he SPRINGS up*
Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I give you THREADS!
sunburned in the airport, send hugs and a small kitten
July 5, 2023 at 8:04 PM
sunburned in the airport, send hugs and a small kitten
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Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends
July 4, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends
happy fuck the fourth, anyone wanna come to the beach?
July 4, 2023 at 4:27 PM
happy fuck the fourth, anyone wanna come to the beach?
