Audrey Callerstrom
@schmaudrey.bsky.social
Writer, mom, musician. I don’t take this seriously neither should you.
Minneapolis, MN.
Minneapolis, MN.
What would it look like if you combined Towelie from SOUTH PARK with Catrat from GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE?
Who needs AI when you have colored pencils
Who needs AI when you have colored pencils
September 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
What would it look like if you combined Towelie from SOUTH PARK with Catrat from GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE?
Who needs AI when you have colored pencils
Who needs AI when you have colored pencils
Cashier at Abercrombie complimented my JENNIFER’S BODY shirt
March 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Cashier at Abercrombie complimented my JENNIFER’S BODY shirt
I have shingles
February 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have shingles
Driving while my daughter is asking for LOL dolls
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Driving while my daughter is asking for LOL dolls
Opening this website or any other website in 2025
January 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Opening this website or any other website in 2025
I was so psyched bc I thought it said JOAN Allen and I was like !! The internet is good again
January 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I was so psyched bc I thought it said JOAN Allen and I was like !! The internet is good again
Went on a rollercoaster at the mall today
January 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Went on a rollercoaster at the mall today
Me in my extra high waist grey joggers
January 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Me in my extra high waist grey joggers
Trimming my daughter’s bangs
January 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Trimming my daughter’s bangs
Rewatching BLUE RUIN
December 31, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Rewatching BLUE RUIN
The happiest boy in the world
December 31, 2024 at 5:14 PM
The happiest boy in the world
It’s my birthday today
December 28, 2024 at 4:02 PM
It’s my birthday today
Time to change that, brother
December 25, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Time to change that, brother
Mentioning band practice in front of my family hoping they’ll ask follow-up questions
December 23, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Mentioning band practice in front of my family hoping they’ll ask follow-up questions
THE SUBSTANCE is a Xmas movie
December 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM
THE SUBSTANCE is a Xmas movie
“He’s so fat, what do you feed him?” Whatever. He. Wants. He is an angel on earth
December 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
“He’s so fat, what do you feed him?” Whatever. He. Wants. He is an angel on earth
“Extremely unrealistic”. Love how modern audiences hate imaginations
December 1, 2024 at 9:55 PM
“Extremely unrealistic”. Love how modern audiences hate imaginations
I went out last night
November 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I went out last night
Set photo from the Bob Dylan movie. Wtf. Doesn’t even look like him
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Set photo from the Bob Dylan movie. Wtf. Doesn’t even look like him