Audrey Callerstrom
@schmaudrey.bsky.social
Writer, mom, musician. I don’t take this seriously neither should you.
Minneapolis, MN.
Minneapolis, MN.
What would it look like if you combined Towelie from SOUTH PARK with Catrat from GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE?
Who needs AI when you have colored pencils
Who needs AI when you have colored pencils
September 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
What would it look like if you combined Towelie from SOUTH PARK with Catrat from GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE?
Who needs AI when you have colored pencils
Who needs AI when you have colored pencils
CAUGHT STEALING is a horror movie. I watched this with my palms against my jaw. Brutal and violent, an absolute nightmare at every turn. It's well shot and executed and Butler carries it remarkably well, but I need a comforting chaser show to watch before I can fall asleep tonight.
September 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
CAUGHT STEALING is a horror movie. I watched this with my palms against my jaw. Brutal and violent, an absolute nightmare at every turn. It's well shot and executed and Butler carries it remarkably well, but I need a comforting chaser show to watch before I can fall asleep tonight.
CAUGHT STEALING answers the question: what if instead of walking into Cheers one day, Sam Malone walked into Hell
September 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
CAUGHT STEALING answers the question: what if instead of walking into Cheers one day, Sam Malone walked into Hell
Presenting CARJITSU, jiu jitsu in a car where the guys fight and they can use parts of the car. I really thought they were trying to fuh until I realized it was ESPN
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March 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Presenting CARJITSU, jiu jitsu in a car where the guys fight and they can use parts of the car. I really thought they were trying to fuh until I realized it was ESPN
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Best part of MICKEY 17 was when I met my friend she gave me a hat she knitted for me. It’s a really nice hat
March 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Best part of MICKEY 17 was when I met my friend she gave me a hat she knitted for me. It’s a really nice hat
If men are sposta look better w age how comes Johnny Depp looks like my mom’s laundry basket of old handbags
March 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If men are sposta look better w age how comes Johnny Depp looks like my mom’s laundry basket of old handbags
Cashier at Abercrombie complimented my JENNIFER’S BODY shirt
March 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Cashier at Abercrombie complimented my JENNIFER’S BODY shirt
I don’t watch Severance (kid goes to bed, I go to bed) so when you’re talking about an outie I see a freakazoid belly button
February 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don’t watch Severance (kid goes to bed, I go to bed) so when you’re talking about an outie I see a freakazoid belly button
Sonic 3 is on Paramount Plus for you to watch! If you don't enjoy it go to hell
February 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sonic 3 is on Paramount Plus for you to watch! If you don't enjoy it go to hell
White Lotus was so excruciating, just an absolute shite mess, doing 4-7-8 breaths and reminding myself he wrote Chuck and Buck
February 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
White Lotus was so excruciating, just an absolute shite mess, doing 4-7-8 breaths and reminding myself he wrote Chuck and Buck
Saw an ad that was like “this looks like a heart of chocolate candy, but you open it and actually it has earrings” if anyone gave that to me they would die in the most gruesome way
February 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Saw an ad that was like “this looks like a heart of chocolate candy, but you open it and actually it has earrings” if anyone gave that to me they would die in the most gruesome way
Oh hell naw I don’t want my period when I have shingles, I CANNOT be having “pringles”
February 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh hell naw I don’t want my period when I have shingles, I CANNOT be having “pringles”
Need a website that is in size 18 Times New Roman and tells me if the band I wanna see is stopping in MN on their tour. Don’t make me read that tiny ass font!
February 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Need a website that is in size 18 Times New Roman and tells me if the band I wanna see is stopping in MN on their tour. Don’t make me read that tiny ass font!
They say with shingles "your blisters will start to ooze." ew! What am I, the Toxic Avenger?
February 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
They say with shingles "your blisters will start to ooze." ew! What am I, the Toxic Avenger?
I got suspended for saying “I’ll show her” in a poem about a teacher who didn’t like my writing. Cried a lot. Very traumatic!
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I got suspended for saying “I’ll show her” in a poem about a teacher who didn’t like my writing. Cried a lot. Very traumatic!
Beavis and Butthead have good hearts. I want what’s best for them
February 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Beavis and Butthead have good hearts. I want what’s best for them
Nothing says “this movie is from the early 2000s” more than people calling each other “beeyotch”
February 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Nothing says “this movie is from the early 2000s” more than people calling each other “beeyotch”
Credit card is like 'you get cash back on cruises and hair and nail salon services!' what am I, a mob wife
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Credit card is like 'you get cash back on cruises and hair and nail salon services!' what am I, a mob wife
i have foundation on and I have shingles, does that mean I’m a house???? HAHAHAHA. Bc foundation is makeup but also a construction term
February 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i have foundation on and I have shingles, does that mean I’m a house???? HAHAHAHA. Bc foundation is makeup but also a construction term
Bc I have foundation on and I have shingles, does that mean I’m part house???? HAHAHAHA. Bc foundation is makeup but also a construction term
February 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Bc I have foundation on and I have shingles, does that mean I’m part house???? HAHAHAHA. Bc foundation is makeup but also a construction term
I have shingles
February 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have shingles
Driving while my daughter is asking for LOL dolls
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Driving while my daughter is asking for LOL dolls
Opening this website or any other website in 2025
January 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Opening this website or any other website in 2025
I nodded off a little at guitar practice which shows my lifelong commitment to sleeping during school
January 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I nodded off a little at guitar practice which shows my lifelong commitment to sleeping during school
GREASE has such bangers. The songs have guitar like songs 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 meant 👏🏻 to 👏🏻
January 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
GREASE has such bangers. The songs have guitar like songs 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 meant 👏🏻 to 👏🏻