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I might have to live Skeet WrestleMania over here because the bird app was glitching like crazy last night
April 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I might have to live Skeet WrestleMania over here because the bird app was glitching like crazy last night
Another day of NBA playoff games and WrestleMania starting at 1 pm. I’m locked in
April 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Another day of NBA playoff games and WrestleMania starting at 1 pm. I’m locked in
Sometimes when I was in HS
Something I don’t think is universal but was pretty consistent in my school years:
Did your teachers wheel in a TV for the 1st week of the NCAA Tournament?
Did your teachers wheel in a TV for the 1st week of the NCAA Tournament?
April 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Sometimes when I was in HS
Main Event Mafia 👀
When Seth Rollins stomps Cody Rhodes into oblivion and join up with Rock and Cena and nem >>>>
April 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Main Event Mafia 👀
I legit hate Tyrese Proctor
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I legit hate Tyrese Proctor
Our sister complaining about how she’s had to do things with no help is a huge slap in the face when she’s had the most help out of all of us. These Gen Z kids are something else 😒
April 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Our sister complaining about how she’s had to do things with no help is a huge slap in the face when she’s had the most help out of all of us. These Gen Z kids are something else 😒
“A fanga or 2” got me rolling 😂
Putting that wand on her, on her fav setting, and holding it right there, whilst simultaneously inserting a fanga or 2 and letting her find her rhythm. She sho’nuff gone take the experience. She gone ASCEND.
March 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“A fanga or 2” got me rolling 😂
March 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Defense is like a boa constrictor
When this Duke team decide to shut your water off, it’s a wrap.
Key to beating Duke is to get out ahead of them early. The moment Duke had a lead in the 1st Half, it was gonna go this way.
Key to beating Duke is to get out ahead of them early. The moment Duke had a lead in the 1st Half, it was gonna go this way.
alabama was putting up celtics on opening night numbers vs. byu.
whole different situation tonight.
whole different situation tonight.
March 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Defense is like a boa constrictor
March 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My gf hates being wrong so much lmao We just had a whole debate because I said adding salt to fruit makes it unhealthy. Instead of just saying I’m right after I proved her wrong, she says “well, you smoking weed is unhealthy” 💀
March 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My gf hates being wrong so much lmao We just had a whole debate because I said adding salt to fruit makes it unhealthy. Instead of just saying I’m right after I proved her wrong, she says “well, you smoking weed is unhealthy” 💀
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- Bron Breakker vs Penta for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
- Raquel Rodriguez vs Lyra Valkyria for the WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship
- CM Punk segment
- Cody Rhodes and John Cena segment
- Jey Uso and a mystery partner vs A-Town Down Under
- Bron Breakker vs Penta for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
- Raquel Rodriguez vs Lyra Valkyria for the WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship
- CM Punk segment
- Cody Rhodes and John Cena segment
- Jey Uso and a mystery partner vs A-Town Down Under
March 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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March 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I had CFA for breakfast today for the first time in months and it was 🔥
March 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I had CFA for breakfast today for the first time in months and it was 🔥
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I ain’t never met a gin drinker that ain’t been in trouble with the law before and got a couple of bodies hidden.
They like that earthy ass alcohol because they will unearth your ass after having a few.
They like that earthy ass alcohol because they will unearth your ass after having a few.
March 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I like the updates they did to this app
March 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I like the updates they did to this app
Twitter is fucking up again smh
March 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Twitter is fucking up again smh
Smh
The federal government program that provides free at-home Covid-19 tests says it is “not currently accepting orders,” according to the Administration for Strategic Preparedness and Response website.
Federal government no longer accepting orders for free Covid-19 tests | CNN
The federal government program that provides free at-home Covid-19 tests says it is “not currently accepting orders,” according to the Administration for Strategic Preparedness and Response website.
www.cnn.com
March 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Smh
A world title change on a random Raw on the road to WrestleMania 🔥
March 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A world title change on a random Raw on the road to WrestleMania 🔥
Very
He’s terrible
March 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Very