Joe Schlangen
@schlangen.bsky.social
📍San franciscoooooooooooooo
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Hey guys! Does anyone have a river I could skate away on?
February 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hey guys! Does anyone have a river I could skate away on?
when someone on gbbo says “last thing you wanna do is overbake it” it’s like yessss say that
December 11, 2024 at 5:25 AM
when someone on gbbo says “last thing you wanna do is overbake it” it’s like yessss say that
Did you seriously think oxygen wasn’t flowing just because the bag isn’t inflating 😭😭😭
November 26, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Did you seriously think oxygen wasn’t flowing just because the bag isn’t inflating 😭😭😭
Opening your suitcase at the airport is crazy because it’s like heyyy this is my underwear
November 26, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Opening your suitcase at the airport is crazy because it’s like heyyy this is my underwear
Cannot believe I am waking up at 2:30am just to get on an indirect flight to OHIO, help me
November 26, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Cannot believe I am waking up at 2:30am just to get on an indirect flight to OHIO, help me
Whoever made the “bwah bwah bwah bwaaaah” failure trumpet sound was really in their bag
November 22, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Whoever made the “bwah bwah bwah bwaaaah” failure trumpet sound was really in their bag
Found a box of mini ice cream sandwiches in my shared office freezer
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Found a box of mini ice cream sandwiches in my shared office freezer
Bread Clip In Your Wallet
November 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Bread Clip In Your Wallet
Playing Eusexua out of this >>>
November 18, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Playing Eusexua out of this >>>
Burnt the roof of my tongue and bit my tongue really hard in the same day
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Burnt the roof of my tongue and bit my tongue really hard in the same day
For an app with a butterfly icon there’s a distinct lack of Mariah Carey
November 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
For an app with a butterfly icon there’s a distinct lack of Mariah Carey
Standing in line is crazy like okayyyyyy cog in the machine teas I’m just a number boots
November 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Standing in line is crazy like okayyyyyy cog in the machine teas I’m just a number boots
Something about this never sits right with me. Double homicide
November 15, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Something about this never sits right with me. Double homicide
sun is out…nudity is on the tl…we’re healing
November 15, 2024 at 4:55 PM
sun is out…nudity is on the tl…we’re healing
has never been to bloovoo skyver
November 15, 2024 at 1:39 AM
has never been to bloovoo skyver
twitter vs bluesky
November 14, 2024 at 6:08 AM
twitter vs bluesky
If you’re thinking of making an imposter Dr Roberta Bobby account, don’t try it. We’ll know
November 14, 2024 at 1:30 AM
If you’re thinking of making an imposter Dr Roberta Bobby account, don’t try it. We’ll know
Reposted by Joe Schlangen
blue sky orange pants
November 13, 2024 at 8:18 PM
blue sky orange pants
George and I made soup and Sam was no help at all @smhrbst.bsky.social
November 13, 2024 at 3:48 AM
George and I made soup and Sam was no help at all @smhrbst.bsky.social
Some of these Grammys categories
November 8, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Some of these Grammys categories
(training my new algorithm) gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff
November 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM
(training my new algorithm) gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff