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Mephit Colean
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GreetiΛln's Earthlin's!
And welcoΛΛe To...
⚡︎World DoΛΛination!⚡︎
Nwee Hee Hee!

((mun is 21
((profile pic done by @drawydraws.bsky.social
#M3m3z
Pinned
#HSRP
#HomestuckRP
[Your name is Mephit Colean. You simply ADORE any kind of evil force in media. Your 1 goal in life is to finally take over an entire planet and hand it over to Her Imperious Condescension. You hope in doing so you will become her second in command.]
♡+⟳
I Feckin' Will!
Because W'at T'e Feck 'as 4c'an Been Tellin' ΛΛe T'is W'ole TiΛΛe?!
AaAsk the humaAans where the pp is coming from.
Wait, Is T'e Planet W'ere 'uΛΛans Live NOT Called Eart'?
W'ere T'e 'ell Is PP CoΛΛin' FroΛΛ???
September 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wait, Is T'e Planet W'ere 'uΛΛans Live NOT Called Eart'?
W'ere T'e 'ell Is PP CoΛΛin' FroΛΛ???
September 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
...
Lads
I Swear On ΛΛe Life I Have SOΛΛET'IN' Cookin' Up
Ye Cunts'll All Be Bowin' Ta ΛΛe In Due TiΛΛe!
September 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
...
Ye know
Blue ain't a real...
Descriptive descripter 4 'u₥ans
But eh
I'll keep an eye out 4 'ny blue fockers I guess
Ohh, well that Makes a LOT More sense! If the blue one tell you huMans can read Minds don’t believe hiM!!

He’s a real prankster.

Though apparently huMans can regrow arMs…??
well I'₥ not feckin' talkin' about ye dip-4-shits!
I'₥ talkin' 'bout t'e inferior skinbags on t'is website
t'e bloody 'u₥ans!
September 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
well I'₥ not feckin' talkin' about ye dip-4-shits!
I'₥ talkin' 'bout t'e inferior skinbags on t'is website
t'e bloody 'u₥ans!
Hey! I’M no ookbeast!!! Plus your boots are laMe and stupid. I hate theM.
⚡︎I return ye 'airless ookbeasts!⚡︎
⚡︎Grovel b'neat' ₥e feckin' cool boots I totally own!⚡︎
September 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
⚡︎I return ye 'airless ookbeasts!⚡︎
⚡︎Grovel b'neat' ₥e feckin' cool boots I totally own!⚡︎
September 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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March 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
#HSRP
#HomestuckRP
[Your name is Mephit Colean. You simply ADORE any kind of evil force in media. Your 1 goal in life is to finally take over an entire planet and hand it over to Her Imperious Condescension. You hope in doing so you will become her second in command.]
♡+⟳
October 19, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Fi₦ally!
About Bloody Ti₥e I Got O₦ This Da₥₦ed App!
September 24, 2023 at 10:11 PM