𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
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“𝙾𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝙼𝚎 𝚘𝚗! 𝚆𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛! 𝚂𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝙼𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝!”
[ 🔞 | 𝚂𝚆𝙵 - 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙴 ]
[ 🔞 | 𝚂𝚆𝙵 - 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙴 ]
Why does everyone have to be so nosey and judgMental?? Always up in My business!
September 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why does everyone have to be so nosey and judgMental?? Always up in My business!
You're just trying to do soMe weird reverse psychology on Me, unfortunately for you- I aM the best of the best when it coMes to such tactics!!!
But I aM the best in general, like troll Captain Marvel. She is cool and awesoMe. You can be the wiMpy hero Hawkeye, he is very laMe with his stupid bow.
But I aM the best in general, like troll Captain Marvel. She is cool and awesoMe. You can be the wiMpy hero Hawkeye, he is very laMe with his stupid bow.
I figured it out instantly, using my superior robo-brain that is totally real and that I am genuinely not fucking with you about having.
My next course of action is to not give a fuck if you believe me or not. Glad we solved that.
My next course of action is to not give a fuck if you believe me or not. Glad we solved that.
September 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
You're just trying to do soMe weird reverse psychology on Me, unfortunately for you- I aM the best of the best when it coMes to such tactics!!!
But I aM the best in general, like troll Captain Marvel. She is cool and awesoMe. You can be the wiMpy hero Hawkeye, he is very laMe with his stupid bow.
But I aM the best in general, like troll Captain Marvel. She is cool and awesoMe. You can be the wiMpy hero Hawkeye, he is very laMe with his stupid bow.
Geeez, you're quiet the yapper aren't you?? Don't you know what happens to yappers on Alternia? They get culled for being an annoying sMartass like yourself. Speaking of which... have you heard of "MENIUS THE AWFUL"?
I'm sure someone out there will get a laugh out of it. You can just gloss over it, I guess.
September 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Geeez, you're quiet the yapper aren't you?? Don't you know what happens to yappers on Alternia? They get culled for being an annoying sMartass like yourself. Speaking of which... have you heard of "MENIUS THE AWFUL"?
Reposted by 𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
> You're not even the MAIN GUY.
> You are the designated ADDING SHIT guy, hiding in the SHADOWS.
> And you like it that way.
> You are the designated ADDING SHIT guy, hiding in the SHADOWS.
> And you like it that way.
September 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
> You're not even the MAIN GUY.
> You are the designated ADDING SHIT guy, hiding in the SHADOWS.
> And you like it that way.
> You are the designated ADDING SHIT guy, hiding in the SHADOWS.
> And you like it that way.
// SHE IS HERE !!! 🥺🥺🥺
"𝔜𝔬𝔲’𝔳𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔱 𝔟𝔦𝔤 ‘𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔰𝔱-𝔱𝔬-𝔤𝔢𝔱-𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡-𝔦𝔫-𝔱𝔥𝔢-𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯-𝔣𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔨’ 𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔶."
{🔞| SFW - Zoro}
{🔞| SFW - Zoro}
September 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
// SHE IS HERE !!! 🥺🥺🥺
[ >Alkiza: Be relieved ]
[ Phew- you're thankful the prankster had taken your word on the topic of relationships! In all honesty, your RED and ASH quadrants are currently VACANT. Your last Kismesissitude got rather.. complicated in nature. You do not wish to think about it, it only makes you sad. ]
[ Phew- you're thankful the prankster had taken your word on the topic of relationships! In all honesty, your RED and ASH quadrants are currently VACANT. Your last Kismesissitude got rather.. complicated in nature. You do not wish to think about it, it only makes you sad. ]
i SUPPOSE i will elect to believe you
mostly because i dont have any reason to doubt you beyond this being kind of silly.
i also don't think you would have any reason to lie to me.
besides the fact that i lied to you about human psionics a while back, i guess?
mostly because i dont have any reason to doubt you beyond this being kind of silly.
i also don't think you would have any reason to lie to me.
besides the fact that i lied to you about human psionics a while back, i guess?
September 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
[ >Alkiza: Be relieved ]
[ Phew- you're thankful the prankster had taken your word on the topic of relationships! In all honesty, your RED and ASH quadrants are currently VACANT. Your last Kismesissitude got rather.. complicated in nature. You do not wish to think about it, it only makes you sad. ]
[ Phew- you're thankful the prankster had taken your word on the topic of relationships! In all honesty, your RED and ASH quadrants are currently VACANT. Your last Kismesissitude got rather.. complicated in nature. You do not wish to think about it, it only makes you sad. ]
// Zoro is making Alkizas Moirail an account 😋
September 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
// Zoro is making Alkizas Moirail an account 😋
!!!
Hahah! Oh you!!
That's because I rejected theM all...! No More line! They are siMply not on My level. Only two had Managed to Make it into My quadrants, and I'M currently still with My long tiMe Moirail. We are as pale as we can be! <>
She will always have MY back and I will always have hers.
Hahah! Oh you!!
That's because I rejected theM all...! No More line! They are siMply not on My level. Only two had Managed to Make it into My quadrants, and I'M currently still with My long tiMe Moirail. We are as pale as we can be! <>
She will always have MY back and I will always have hers.
im ALSO noticing a distinct lack of any bachelors lining up to fill your quadrants...
HMMMMMM.....
[ This is just getting silly now. ]
HMMMMMM.....
[ This is just getting silly now. ]
September 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
!!!
Hahah! Oh you!!
That's because I rejected theM all...! No More line! They are siMply not on My level. Only two had Managed to Make it into My quadrants, and I'M currently still with My long tiMe Moirail. We are as pale as we can be! <>
She will always have MY back and I will always have hers.
Hahah! Oh you!!
That's because I rejected theM all...! No More line! They are siMply not on My level. Only two had Managed to Make it into My quadrants, and I'M currently still with My long tiMe Moirail. We are as pale as we can be! <>
She will always have MY back and I will always have hers.
Arhhh!!! I did not ask that!
This is all a butch of bullshit you're Making up to try and trick Me. I will not be the fool, I aM the one who fools you!! If you are Kasparov's worst nightMare then I aM his sleep paralysis deMon!!! You Might be the black baabeast, but I was raised by a carnivore!
This is all a butch of bullshit you're Making up to try and trick Me. I will not be the fool, I aM the one who fools you!! If you are Kasparov's worst nightMare then I aM his sleep paralysis deMon!!! You Might be the black baabeast, but I was raised by a carnivore!
For the laymen: A Robot. Fully sentient.
September 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Arhhh!!! I did not ask that!
This is all a butch of bullshit you're Making up to try and trick Me. I will not be the fool, I aM the one who fools you!! If you are Kasparov's worst nightMare then I aM his sleep paralysis deMon!!! You Might be the black baabeast, but I was raised by a carnivore!
This is all a butch of bullshit you're Making up to try and trick Me. I will not be the fool, I aM the one who fools you!! If you are Kasparov's worst nightMare then I aM his sleep paralysis deMon!!! You Might be the black baabeast, but I was raised by a carnivore!
I'M definitely going to agree with you on this one. Here on Alternia, if you are called a Pentho- they're basically telling you to just kill yourself.
I for one wouldn't have to worry because everyone wants to be in My quadrants!!! I will never be a Pentho! Never ever!!!
I for one wouldn't have to worry because everyone wants to be in My quadrants!!! I will never be a Pentho! Never ever!!!
i feel like earth probably could have benefitted from a children's story that told them not to be an incel
maybe the trolls were cooking with this one, actually !!
maybe the trolls were cooking with this one, actually !!
Well, I suppose thats soMeway to read it. Though its Much More then that!!! The Moral of the story is to not be a sad lonely pathetic loser who doesn’t get their quadrant filled!!
Don’t be like Pentho. No one wants to be like hiM.
Don’t be like Pentho. No one wants to be like hiM.
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I'M definitely going to agree with you on this one. Here on Alternia, if you are called a Pentho- they're basically telling you to just kill yourself.
I for one wouldn't have to worry because everyone wants to be in My quadrants!!! I will never be a Pentho! Never ever!!!
I for one wouldn't have to worry because everyone wants to be in My quadrants!!! I will never be a Pentho! Never ever!!!
Ugh. Fine. Don't be My friend!!! I have SO Many friends I don't even know what to DO with them. Though, I know you'll eventually regret it and feel guilty later on anyway.
I will be sMirking and say "I told you so!" as you plead on the ground for forgiveness!!!! Will I forgive? I don't know yet!!!
I will be sMirking and say "I told you so!" as you plead on the ground for forgiveness!!!! Will I forgive? I don't know yet!!!
OH WOW, STRAIGHT TO THE "YOU MADE YOURSELF DO IT" DEFLECTION. TEXTBOOK GASLIGHTING 101. WHAT’S NEXT, TELLING ME THE PIE WAS A LIE?!
IF YOUR IDEA OF FRIENDSHIP INVOLVES ME FACEPLANTING PIES AGAINST MY WILL THEN LYING ABOUT IT... IM OUT.
IF YOUR IDEA OF FRIENDSHIP INVOLVES ME FACEPLANTING PIES AGAINST MY WILL THEN LYING ABOUT IT... IM OUT.
I didn't Make you do no such thing, that was all your idea. Way to go for blaMing it all on Me! I bet you don't even have any proof, you're just trying to Make Me look bad.
So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!
So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!
September 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ugh. Fine. Don't be My friend!!! I have SO Many friends I don't even know what to DO with them. Though, I know you'll eventually regret it and feel guilty later on anyway.
I will be sMirking and say "I told you so!" as you plead on the ground for forgiveness!!!! Will I forgive? I don't know yet!!!
I will be sMirking and say "I told you so!" as you plead on the ground for forgiveness!!!! Will I forgive? I don't know yet!!!
I didn't Make you do no such thing, that was all your idea. Way to go for blaMing it all on Me! I bet you don't even have any proof, you're just trying to Make Me look bad.
So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!
So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!
"SO SO NICE" SHE SAYS....
SO NICE YOU’RE OUT HERE GASLIGHTING ME ABOUT BASIC DECENCY WHILE I’M STILL TASTING PASTRY FILLING!
"SO SO NICE" MY ASS !
YOU JUST HIJACKED MY PAN THEN SHOVED MY FACE INTO A GODDAMN PIE!
IF THIS IS YOUR DEFINITION OF NICE, I’D HATE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET MEAN!
SO NICE YOU’RE OUT HERE GASLIGHTING ME ABOUT BASIC DECENCY WHILE I’M STILL TASTING PASTRY FILLING!
"SO SO NICE" MY ASS !
YOU JUST HIJACKED MY PAN THEN SHOVED MY FACE INTO A GODDAMN PIE!
IF THIS IS YOUR DEFINITION OF NICE, I’D HATE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET MEAN!
Geez Mr. “Go fuck yourself” you’re one cranky guy! I’M only saying one of your friends are going to eventually open their big Mouth and let your naMe slip!!
It’s not nice to just assuMe the worst in people, I’M actually quite nice if you get to know Me. So SO nice!!!
It’s not nice to just assuMe the worst in people, I’M actually quite nice if you get to know Me. So SO nice!!!
September 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I didn't Make you do no such thing, that was all your idea. Way to go for blaMing it all on Me! I bet you don't even have any proof, you're just trying to Make Me look bad.
So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!
So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!
Ew. Stop saying such gross things!!
It's gross!!!
Maybe if you were an AI this conversation would be More tolerable and less awful to read as a whole. I've seen literal oinkbeasts with better Manners then you!
It's gross!!!
Maybe if you were an AI this conversation would be More tolerable and less awful to read as a whole. I've seen literal oinkbeasts with better Manners then you!
As opposed to me, who, as previously stated, is completely unflappable in basically every way ever.
I sort of had this whole bit where I was going to pretend to be a super-unfeeling AI and tell you something like, "It seems you think I am insulting you." but I don't think it'd be appreciated.
I sort of had this whole bit where I was going to pretend to be a super-unfeeling AI and tell you something like, "It seems you think I am insulting you." but I don't think it'd be appreciated.
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ew. Stop saying such gross things!!
It's gross!!!
Maybe if you were an AI this conversation would be More tolerable and less awful to read as a whole. I've seen literal oinkbeasts with better Manners then you!
It's gross!!!
Maybe if you were an AI this conversation would be More tolerable and less awful to read as a whole. I've seen literal oinkbeasts with better Manners then you!
Reposted by 𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
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A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸
A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain non-lewd themes; multi-ship.
A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸
A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain non-lewd themes; multi-ship.
September 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸
A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain non-lewd themes; multi-ship.
A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸
A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain non-lewd themes; multi-ship.
Ugh! Maybe I was siMply entertaining hiM? Did you ever think about that??? Probably not, because you give me Major Pentho vibes.
Anyway, you’re underestimating me and I can’t help but find that insulting. So rude!
Didn’t you see what I did to the crabby troll? I literally Made a clown out of hiM!!
Anyway, you’re underestimating me and I can’t help but find that insulting. So rude!
Didn’t you see what I did to the crabby troll? I literally Made a clown out of hiM!!
Ignoring the fact that your slip up was, like, totally fruedian in nature, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you aren't actually capable of fucking with me.
Or anyone, for that matter. It's sort of hard to take you seriously when you were convinced humans could read minds for a bit.
Or anyone, for that matter. It's sort of hard to take you seriously when you were convinced humans could read minds for a bit.
Too bad for you, because only I will be doing the fucking around here!!
!!!
[ You cover your mouth upon realizing what you had said… Oh Jegus. You giggle slightly before correcting yourself. ]
Haha… not in that way of course!!!!
!!!
[ You cover your mouth upon realizing what you had said… Oh Jegus. You giggle slightly before correcting yourself. ]
Haha… not in that way of course!!!!
September 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Ugh! Maybe I was siMply entertaining hiM? Did you ever think about that??? Probably not, because you give me Major Pentho vibes.
Anyway, you’re underestimating me and I can’t help but find that insulting. So rude!
Didn’t you see what I did to the crabby troll? I literally Made a clown out of hiM!!
Anyway, you’re underestimating me and I can’t help but find that insulting. So rude!
Didn’t you see what I did to the crabby troll? I literally Made a clown out of hiM!!
Too bad for you, because only I will be doing the fucking around here!!
!!!
[ You cover your mouth upon realizing what you had said… Oh Jegus. You giggle slightly before correcting yourself. ]
Haha… not in that way of course!!!!
!!!
[ You cover your mouth upon realizing what you had said… Oh Jegus. You giggle slightly before correcting yourself. ]
Haha… not in that way of course!!!!
I was dipped in the River Styx upon my conception, and unlike dear Achilles, my creator had the foresight to just pick me up by the other leg and put me in a second time.
Take a fuckin' sip, babe. My nerves are completely invulnerable. I am stoic as hell.
You just seem fun to fuck with, I guess.
Take a fuckin' sip, babe. My nerves are completely invulnerable. I am stoic as hell.
You just seem fun to fuck with, I guess.
Hey! I aM not illiterate- I Must’ve struck a nerve for you to insult Me so boldly.
Well, I will not be ragebaited!!
Well, I will not be ragebaited!!
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Too bad for you, because only I will be doing the fucking around here!!
!!!
[ You cover your mouth upon realizing what you had said… Oh Jegus. You giggle slightly before correcting yourself. ]
Haha… not in that way of course!!!!
!!!
[ You cover your mouth upon realizing what you had said… Oh Jegus. You giggle slightly before correcting yourself. ]
Haha… not in that way of course!!!!
Hey! I aM not illiterate- I Must’ve struck a nerve for you to insult Me so boldly.
Well, I will not be ragebaited!!
Well, I will not be ragebaited!!
If you're illiterate just say that.
I aM not reading all of that.
I’M happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
I’M happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
September 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey! I aM not illiterate- I Must’ve struck a nerve for you to insult Me so boldly.
Well, I will not be ragebaited!!
Well, I will not be ragebaited!!
I aM not reading all of that.
I’M happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
I’M happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
But that's because you're all a bunch of huge pussies. Personally, I love adventure.
I will return shortly with tales of my advent.
I will return shortly with tales of my advent.
September 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I aM not reading all of that.
I’M happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
I’M happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
Geez Mr. “Go fuck yourself” you’re one cranky guy! I’M only saying one of your friends are going to eventually open their big Mouth and let your naMe slip!!
It’s not nice to just assuMe the worst in people, I’M actually quite nice if you get to know Me. So SO nice!!!
It’s not nice to just assuMe the worst in people, I’M actually quite nice if you get to know Me. So SO nice!!!
OH GREAT, NOW I’M THE JESTER IN YOUR LITTLE MIND CONTROL KINGDOM
HERE’S A FUN FACT MY NAME IS "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "ALWAYS FIND OUT"??
WHAT KIND OF STALKER ASS CARTOON VILLAIN MONOLOGUE SHIT IS THAT?!?!
HERE’S A FUN FACT MY NAME IS "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "ALWAYS FIND OUT"??
WHAT KIND OF STALKER ASS CARTOON VILLAIN MONOLOGUE SHIT IS THAT?!?!
Wow, that was funnier than I thought it would be! You know, you Make great entertainMent stranger.
What’s your naMe? And don’t lie, I’ll find out eventually. I ALWAYS find out!!!
What’s your naMe? And don’t lie, I’ll find out eventually. I ALWAYS find out!!!
September 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Geez Mr. “Go fuck yourself” you’re one cranky guy! I’M only saying one of your friends are going to eventually open their big Mouth and let your naMe slip!!
It’s not nice to just assuMe the worst in people, I’M actually quite nice if you get to know Me. So SO nice!!!
It’s not nice to just assuMe the worst in people, I’M actually quite nice if you get to know Me. So SO nice!!!
// Heh. Thinking of making Alkiza on Roblox… I know eventually she’s getting a VR model made by my dear friend Roxy 🫶 ty Roxy u the goat fr
September 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
// Heh. Thinking of making Alkiza on Roblox… I know eventually she’s getting a VR model made by my dear friend Roxy 🫶 ty Roxy u the goat fr
Wow, that was funnier than I thought it would be! You know, you Make great entertainMent stranger.
What’s your naMe? And don’t lie, I’ll find out eventually. I ALWAYS find out!!!
What’s your naMe? And don’t lie, I’ll find out eventually. I ALWAYS find out!!!
[His face plants straight into the tin with a wet splat, neon green exploding outward. He jerks back sputtering in outrage so hard that he slips and falls]
…I HATE THIS TIMELINE
…I HATE THIS TIMELINE
September 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Wow, that was funnier than I thought it would be! You know, you Make great entertainMent stranger.
What’s your naMe? And don’t lie, I’ll find out eventually. I ALWAYS find out!!!
What’s your naMe? And don’t lie, I’ll find out eventually. I ALWAYS find out!!!
// hehe, ordered a new Alkiza com 😋
September 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
// hehe, ordered a new Alkiza com 😋
Well, I suppose thats soMeway to read it. Though its Much More then that!!! The Moral of the story is to not be a sad lonely pathetic loser who doesn’t get their quadrant filled!!
Don’t be like Pentho. No one wants to be like hiM.
Don’t be like Pentho. No one wants to be like hiM.
i think there's maybe some sort of disconnect here on the cultural side of things.
we didn't... have imperial drones, or things like that.
we didn't... have imperial drones, or things like that.
September 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well, I suppose thats soMeway to read it. Though its Much More then that!!! The Moral of the story is to not be a sad lonely pathetic loser who doesn’t get their quadrant filled!!
Don’t be like Pentho. No one wants to be like hiM.
Don’t be like Pentho. No one wants to be like hiM.
Ohh, well that Makes a LOT More sense! If the blue one tell you huMans can read Minds don’t believe hiM!!
He’s a real prankster.
Though apparently huMans can regrow arMs…??
He’s a real prankster.
Though apparently huMans can regrow arMs…??
well I'₥ not feckin' talkin' about ye dip-4-shits!
I'₥ talkin' 'bout t'e inferior skinbags on t'is website
t'e bloody 'u₥ans!
I'₥ talkin' 'bout t'e inferior skinbags on t'is website
t'e bloody 'u₥ans!
Hey! I’M no ookbeast!!! Plus your boots are laMe and stupid. I hate theM.
September 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Ohh, well that Makes a LOT More sense! If the blue one tell you huMans can read Minds don’t believe hiM!!
He’s a real prankster.
Though apparently huMans can regrow arMs…??
He’s a real prankster.
Though apparently huMans can regrow arMs…??