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schcrt.bsky.social
@schcrt.bsky.social
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My face when my brother, Gavin Rossdale, sends me a demo for his new song, “Everything Zen”, to my house in LA and I start listening.
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Homer enjoying some legitimate theater.
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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A real Torment Nexus situation
Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus 5:49 PM • Nov 8, 2021 • Twitter Web App
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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No, I don't think I will.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I feel like I have an unfair advantage here. I happened to be a teen when the greatest album of all time was released. Not my fault though.
Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I love The Past Is A Grotesque Animal so much.
YouTube comment @hblatt45 13 years ago i've never listened to a 12 minute song so many times in a row. 338 V 12 replies
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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SHE FALLS IN A WELL EYES GO CROSSED. SHE GETS KICKED BY A MULE, THEY GO BACK TO NORMAL. I DON'T KNOW.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Oscar Mayer sponsored periodic table in Simpsons. WHO CAN TELL ME THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF BOLGNIUM? -Teacher
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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HEY, YOU! JOIN THE NAVY! Superliminal messaging demonstrated in Simpsons.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Yes
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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YES, YOUARE, YOU ARE SO RETICULATED Lisa pointing at a northern reticulated squirrel and telling it that it is so reticulated.
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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NO HUSTLE EITHER, SKIP. - Darryl Strawberry sucking up to Burns
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that would slick back really nice. Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Meanwhile at NPR....
NPR headline writing a fake story about Cuomo NPR • @npr.org • 6h ® No break greater than 4 hrs yesterday Former N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has a long list of accomplishments, many of them progressive. In the race for New York City mayor, that experience hasn't given him the boost he wanted. n.pr/49uczOs Andrew Cuomo fights for his political life and his version of the Democratic Party Former N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has a long list of accomplishments, many of them progressive. In the race for New York City mayor, that experience hasn'...
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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That's not the complete transcript. You can tell because it doesn't start out with a question. It starts out with an answer to a question. You should talk to a media analyst about how to read transcripts. Maybe they can help you.
Editor's note: On October 31, 2025, correspondent Norah O'Donnell spoke with President Donald J. Trump at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, FL, and this is a transcript of that conversation. They started by discussing the president's recent meeting with China's President Xi Jinping. PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Well, first of all, we get along great, and we always really have. We had the COVID moment, which was not- attractive as far as I was concerned. I wasn't so happy. But outside of that, we have always had a great relationship. He's a powerful man. He's a strong man, a very powerful leader.
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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@dril and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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EXIT KEEPING IN MIND THAT I° ALREADY EXPLAINED ABOUT MY HAIR. George bush in Simpsons with rainbow colored hair
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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They didn't turn against it. Trump is underwater on immigration.
Chart showing Americans' view on immigration https://news.gallup.com/poll/692522/surge-concern-immigration-abated.aspx Trump approval numbers on immigration.
October 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Jerry Seinfeld and his clapping pez dispenser at a piano concert.
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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You gotta give. - Tim Robinson in Calico Cut pants skit
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. - Michael Bolton in Office Space
October 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit! - Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave
October 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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"THE TRUTH IS, THESE ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT GUYS, AND THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND."
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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You know, any contractor willing to work on that demolition knew the risks.
Clerks scene discussing contractors on the Death Star.
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Labeler never fails
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October 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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THEY CAN'T SERIOUSLY EXPECT US TO SWALLOW THAT TRIPE. Lisa Simpsons upset that they're trying to make her swallow that tripe again.
October 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM