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igorgrouper.bsky.social
Dragon wants ice cream.

#art #sketch #dragon
A sketch of a dragon chasing an ice cream truck on a cliff side road.
December 17, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!
December 18, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
schadenfloyd.bsky.social
Dryer sheet shuffle.
December 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Perfection.
December 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM
schadenfloyd.bsky.social
He loves his mama’s cooking 👌🏻

He and A’Tuin had hot soaked alfalfa cubes, a few quarts of senior, and a serving of Gro n Win. We’re still trying to rebuild their toplines after leaving the shithole the last place we were at devolved into.
December 16, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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longliveizzy.bsky.social
#GalaxyConColumbus #OfmdPanel
A photo of Con O'Neill sitting on a black leather couch, zoomed in. The bottom half of the picture has the backs of people's heads. Con is smiling at a joke he just made, holding a microphone. The background is the GalaxyCon logo on a wall. Con is wearing a navy jacket, green scarf, black tee, and there's a red flower pinned to his lapel. He looks hot. A photo of Kristian Nairn sitting next to Vico Ortiz on a black leather couch. They're both mid laugh. Kristian looks a bit perplexed but Vico looks plain amused. Kristian has a light blue and white striped shirt on and grey pants. Vico is wearing a black shirt and black pants with a silk scarf tied around their neck. They are both holding grey cups. They are both hot. A photo of Nathan Foad, mid sentence, using his hand for emphasis about whatever he's talking about. He's holding a microphone to his mouth. He's wearing a navy button up, open a bit by the neck, very sexy. He is hot. Okay this one is hard to explain. It's Con O'Neill, on a black leather couch. He has slid down so the top of his head is on the back of the couch, and his leg is bent up next to him on the couch. He's relaxed but also exhausted. It's a choice, but he's making it work. He's wearing a green scarf, navy coat, and a black T-shirt. He has a badge around his neck that's green. His shoe that's up on the couch looks like a Timberland. Somehow he looks gorgeous.
December 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
schadenfloyd.bsky.social
Why are they both like this?
December 8, 2024 at 2:26 PM
schadenfloyd.bsky.social
She was hamming it up in hopes I’d take her to the barn with me. It didn’t work.
December 8, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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book Mary W Shelley He sprang from the cabin window as he said this upon th ice raft which lay close to the vessel. He was soon borne away by the waves and lost in darkness and distance. Written in pen is As he drifted away I could just make out his final words "its ok if you call me 'Frankenstein' instead of 'Frankenstein's Monster' I really don't mind" The end
November 15, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man in a beekeeper outfit looks into a mirror and says "Candyman..." Candyman arrives and floods the room with bees. The beekeeper says "thanks for helping to restore the world's bee population with your supernatural bee powers." Candyman considers this for a moment, then looks back up an nonchalantly remarks "I have a complex relationship with bees."
November 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM