i feel like they’re rolling their eyes, making the jerk off motion at me.

what are you talking about? i wrote this joke years ago on twitter ??

thanks for exposing my mental illness, spotify wrapped 2024!

when it's black friday & all you need is toilet paper

erica (great name, btw), it’s 100% me! i’m a 52 y/o woman with a full time job and a grandson who i’m raising. i rarely sleep. these are only jokes. if you met me in real life you might even like me! cheers! 😂

a 5 yr old in beijing has 2 hrs of homework, plus lessons in ping pong, swimming, art, calligraphy & piano. meanwhile, my 4 1/2 yr old…

[parking enforcement] *takes a huge drag off joint* "fuck it. make it mad libs style."

ah, yes, this is exactly how i’d spell ‘erica’ on the 1st try.

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