Thinking social media is great for acquiring thralls but I'm actually caught in 3 separate pig butchering scams.

I mean you look at the ultra wealthy and a lot of them are dumb as hell. Maybe well educated, maybe pretty sharp in certain areas, but I think living a life where it's nearly impossible to lose dulls the mind. An ancient vampire is going to be really good at avoiding the sun and not much else

I was just being silly, didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry if I stepped on your toes.

I'm always saying they need to put more Bugs Bunny gags in James Bond.

He posts like a socially awkward teenager. Some of the stuff I posted as a kid was pretty cringe worthy but I (mostly) grew out of it. Unimaginable to be like 50 and doing this shit.

"Fuck this shit, I'm out." - Dick Cheney, last words, probably.

I just woke up and this was the first post I saw.

It's the pseudo-intellectual equivalent of cry-laughing emojis.

IIRC she got drunk and passed out and shit herself at a party in college, and was afterwards known as the girl who shit herself at a party at her school.