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Scavenger's Scrivenings
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A Smiling Friends screen grab depicting Jeffrey Epstein & Mr. Frog standing together, each with an arm around the other. They are both wearing matching "I'm with Stupid" T-shirts with arrows pointing to the other.
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Screenshots of the movie My Girl, the scene at the boy's funeral where the girl says: "Where's his glasses? He can't see without his glasses." Top panel: A boy lies dead in a casket, dressed in a white with a blue tie. Bee stings are visible on his face. He is not wearing glasses. Lower panel: A girl leans over the casket, turning back to the crowd and tearfully asking where her friend's glasses are. She's wearing a white shirt and blue jeans.
October 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Alas and alack, I fear I have misrecollected the number of spheres, as John Symmes appears to have determined that there are 5 concentric spheres,not 7.
An image of the earth with an enormous hole where the Arctic should be. 3 layers of inner spheres are visible within it. Image description from Wikipedia: Illustration from "Symmes's Theory of Concentric Spheres: Demonstrating That the Earth is Hollow, Habitable Within, and Widely Open About the Poles, Compiled by Americus Symmes, from the Writings of his Father, Capt. John Cleves Symmes"
October 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Big mood
A screenshot of Fox News. "POOR" HOUSEHOLDS: 99.6% HAVE A REFRIGERATOR Source: U.S. Dept Of Energy
April 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Thimpering Thycophantth!
Sylvester the Cat, holding up a clawed finger as though he wants to say something.
April 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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He's this guy:
A gray wolf furry in gray power armor with yellow trim advances towards the viewer. The gold & black anarcho-capitalist flag adorns the left side of his breastplate (the viewer's right). In his right hand he wields an enormous hammer whose haft is approximately as long as he is tall. The hammer head has the word "LOGIC" emblazoned on the side. The striking edge of the hammer glows red hot, as though it has been used to strike molten metal.
March 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Only Kirk has the right to sing Rocketman.
A screenshot of William Shatner's legendary spoken word performance of Elton John's song Rocketman. Shatner sits to the left, dressed in a tuxedo and holding a cigarette a few inches away from his lips. To the right is an asynchronous close up on his face. He gazes wistfully upward, appearing to look toward the spotlight that shines down upon him.
March 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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This is immediately what I thought of, except she had redeeming qualities.
Close up of Yubaba from Spirited Away. Her eyes are wide open and she's smiling, close-lipped, in a way that conveys no warmth or joy.
March 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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An image split down the middle, with each half depicting a half face and aligned together roughly approximating a full face. On the left half is a grainy photo of a stereotypical "neck beard" wearing a Trilby hat. On the right is a closeup of the face of a RuneScape character, wearing a yellow crown party hat. Overlaid on the left half of the image is yellow text in RuneScape's iconic chat font. It reads: "You can call me a loser in real life all you want" On the right, the same style of text continues: "but in the gaming world you're the loser." As a bit of additional context, you can tell that the hat is a Trilby and not a Fedora because fedoras have a wider brim. Such formal hats were popular among socially awkward young white men in the late 2000s and early 2010s as an attempt to seem more sophisticated. In RuneScape, a party hat was a rare and coveted item, only released early in the game's history. If a player didn't obtain one when they were first distributed, then the only way to get one was to buy it from another player. As the playerbase grew, a party hat became a symbol of in-game wealth and status with a market price of tens of millions of in-game gold pieces.
February 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I've heard of playing a flush but this is ridiculous!
Groucho Marx smiling with a cigar in his mouth.
February 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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It would be so easy.
An edited screengrab of the top portion of a captcha window. It says, "Select all images with a joke. Click verify once there are none left.
January 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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DID SOMEBODY SAY SEUSS-APHONE
Dr. Seuss illustration of 3 little guys playing huge twisting brass horn instruments while riding comically tall unicycles down an uneven flight of stairs.
January 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Joseph Ducreux, "Self-portrait of the Artist in the Guise of a Mocker" c. 1793 This image was a popular meme format usually accompanied by modern song lyrics rewritten in an archaic style.
December 2, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,804,407!

I got a code a few weeks before bsky went public, lol. Still, it's cool to be (relatively) early for once!
"Celebrating 10M users [party emoji] #2,804,407 Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social Joined Dec 29, 2023
September 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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There are many good monkey games, but only one is best.
Super Monkey Poop Fight start screen. The game title appears over a brown splat. Beneath the title it says "Click here to start." A small pixelated monkey sits at the lower right. Text along the bottom reads: "Artwork and programming by Stephen Madden 2004/2005"
August 21, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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I just downloaded this image for another comment but it seems relevant.
Illustration of a prehistoric fish crawling out of the water onto land with flipper-like fins.
April 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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This is where society lost its way.
Illustration of a prehistoric fish-thing crawling out of water and onto land with flipper-like fins. It looks fairly realistic, probably a legitimate attempt to depict a prehistoric creature.
April 14, 2024 at 4:45 PM