Johnny Maloney
@scatterbrains.bsky.social
The salt you add, because you think that it's sugar (he/him)
So, I done a bit bad concerning my films.
As opposed to alts, the order goes
Superman Returns, Suspiria (Dario Argento), Synechdoche New York, which of course deserves to be followed by Ted.
If you can guess what's next, I'll give you my clothes, my motorcycle, but not my boots.
As opposed to alts, the order goes
Superman Returns, Suspiria (Dario Argento), Synechdoche New York, which of course deserves to be followed by Ted.
If you can guess what's next, I'll give you my clothes, my motorcycle, but not my boots.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So, I done a bit bad concerning my films.
As opposed to alts, the order goes
Superman Returns, Suspiria (Dario Argento), Synechdoche New York, which of course deserves to be followed by Ted.
If you can guess what's next, I'll give you my clothes, my motorcycle, but not my boots.
As opposed to alts, the order goes
Superman Returns, Suspiria (Dario Argento), Synechdoche New York, which of course deserves to be followed by Ted.
If you can guess what's next, I'll give you my clothes, my motorcycle, but not my boots.
Grocery stores had my number when they started selling whole rotisserie chickens right there.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Grocery stores had my number when they started selling whole rotisserie chickens right there.
Rigby has learned the technology...
Of towels.
I was at my mum's today and she showed me a video of him, after coming inside on a rainy day, lying down on the fuzzy rug in the foyer, rolling around on his back and sides.
Didn't even bother to shake it off. Just walked in and used a rug towel.
Of towels.
I was at my mum's today and she showed me a video of him, after coming inside on a rainy day, lying down on the fuzzy rug in the foyer, rolling around on his back and sides.
Didn't even bother to shake it off. Just walked in and used a rug towel.
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Rigby has learned the technology...
Of towels.
I was at my mum's today and she showed me a video of him, after coming inside on a rainy day, lying down on the fuzzy rug in the foyer, rolling around on his back and sides.
Didn't even bother to shake it off. Just walked in and used a rug towel.
Of towels.
I was at my mum's today and she showed me a video of him, after coming inside on a rainy day, lying down on the fuzzy rug in the foyer, rolling around on his back and sides.
Didn't even bother to shake it off. Just walked in and used a rug towel.
My rap nickname is no longer Young Mozzarella.
It is now Sexy Onions.
It is now Sexy Onions.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
My rap nickname is no longer Young Mozzarella.
It is now Sexy Onions.
It is now Sexy Onions.
Bucky Entry Scene | Thunderbolts* (2025) aka *The New Avengers 4K Clip
YouTube video by IMAX Archives
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Oh my god, I picked up some amazing hot sauces. Bee Sting is a PERFECT pizza crust dip.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Oh my god, I picked up some amazing hot sauces. Bee Sting is a PERFECT pizza crust dip.
Goddamn thunderstorm never happened.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Goddamn thunderstorm never happened.
Ohboyohboyohboyohboy.
Thunderstorms predicted for tonight.
We NEVER get thunderstorms here. I love them so much.
Thunderstorms predicted for tonight.
We NEVER get thunderstorms here. I love them so much.
November 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ohboyohboyohboyohboy.
Thunderstorms predicted for tonight.
We NEVER get thunderstorms here. I love them so much.
Thunderstorms predicted for tonight.
We NEVER get thunderstorms here. I love them so much.
So, Marina Sirtis' husband had just died right before Covid, and do you know who checked up on her every day?
Jonathan Frakes.
Yeah, Will Riker.
Jonathan Frakes.
Yeah, Will Riker.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
So, Marina Sirtis' husband had just died right before Covid, and do you know who checked up on her every day?
Jonathan Frakes.
Yeah, Will Riker.
Jonathan Frakes.
Yeah, Will Riker.
Vote Abughazaleh.
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Vote Abughazaleh.
Superman, but he has IBS.
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Superman, but he has IBS.
Fucking hell, I want a cheeseburger and fries already.
October 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Fucking hell, I want a cheeseburger and fries already.
The last, enjoying a resurgence of love from that lonely time I saw it in theatres alone with four other attendees, and an entertaining docu-drama that turned out to be about alcoholism.
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The last, enjoying a resurgence of love from that lonely time I saw it in theatres alone with four other attendees, and an entertaining docu-drama that turned out to be about alcoholism.
Dude's copying my drip.
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Dude's copying my drip.
Okay, talk about under the radar.
Fackham Hall, early December.
Fackham Hall, early December.
Fackham Hall - Official Red Band Trailer (2025) Damian Lewis
YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Okay, talk about under the radar.
Fackham Hall, early December.
Fackham Hall, early December.
I will never be an ultimate fuckup.
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I will never be an ultimate fuckup.
Wait... so Jimmy Fallon is branding himself for On Brand, a reality TV show that will poach people for brand advertising to see which is most On Brand, so Brands can award them $100 000 for being their Best Influencer Brand, for competing On Brand?
On a show called "On Brand"
Does lye taste good?
On a show called "On Brand"
Does lye taste good?
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Wait... so Jimmy Fallon is branding himself for On Brand, a reality TV show that will poach people for brand advertising to see which is most On Brand, so Brands can award them $100 000 for being their Best Influencer Brand, for competing On Brand?
On a show called "On Brand"
Does lye taste good?
On a show called "On Brand"
Does lye taste good?
I won't lie, I truly miss her.
But my life is better without her here.
But my life is better without her here.
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I won't lie, I truly miss her.
But my life is better without her here.
But my life is better without her here.
Quick afterthought.
If you burp while drinking a beverage, does that count as a carbonated drink?
If you burp while drinking a beverage, does that count as a carbonated drink?
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Quick afterthought.
If you burp while drinking a beverage, does that count as a carbonated drink?
If you burp while drinking a beverage, does that count as a carbonated drink?
The casting of Robert Downey Jr. in The Sympathizer is an interesting reverse of the "Everybody looks like..." trope.
It plays into stereotypes, racial archetypes, societal presumptions, all mixed in with real situations of danger and paranoia.
It plays into stereotypes, racial archetypes, societal presumptions, all mixed in with real situations of danger and paranoia.
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The casting of Robert Downey Jr. in The Sympathizer is an interesting reverse of the "Everybody looks like..." trope.
It plays into stereotypes, racial archetypes, societal presumptions, all mixed in with real situations of danger and paranoia.
It plays into stereotypes, racial archetypes, societal presumptions, all mixed in with real situations of danger and paranoia.
I Have a Big Mouth, and I Must Spit.
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I Have a Big Mouth, and I Must Spit.
In Slaughterhouse 5, Kurt Vonnegut talks about how the time aware Tralfmaladorians see the world. People being long slugs that always exist in the spaces they have or ever will exist in.
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In Slaughterhouse 5, Kurt Vonnegut talks about how the time aware Tralfmaladorians see the world. People being long slugs that always exist in the spaces they have or ever will exist in.