Scary Good Horror Reviews
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Scary Good Horror Reviews
@scarygoodreviews.bsky.social
I'll be posting short reviews of horror movies I watch. I hope to share interesting movies I see with others and hopefully get some good recommendations from others on Bluesky!

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Army of Darkness (1992)

8/10
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Goes full medieval fantasy comedy. It feels like it shouldn't work but it's so damn good. Not scary, but Bruce Campbell is once again nailing every joke, whether it's dialogue or wacky physical comedy. Pays tribute to Ray Harryhausen with beautiful effects.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Evil Dead 2 (1987)

8/10
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It gives you whiplash between being scared and laughing your ass off. Bruce Campbell's comedic genius in on full display. The effects are amazing, especially Henrietta. So many memorable lines and moments. The ultimate Evil Dead by which all others are compared.
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Evil Dead (1981)

8/10
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The one that started it all. Not funny like its sequels, but scary as hell. The makeup, camerawork, and script are a testament to how passion and hard work can stretch a dollar. Some seriously disturbing scenes. It lays the foundation for the rest of the franchise.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My Name is Bruce (2007)

4/10
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I was hoping for a horror version of Galaxy Quest. Apart from some good meta jokes, it was disappointing. Bruce is delightful but the plot is just dull. Instead of fighting deadites, he's up against a terribly cringy villain. Only for Bruce completionists.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Talk to Me (2022)

8/10
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A very original concept. An incredible beginning and a jaw-dropping ending sandwich a messy middle, but strong acting, cinematography, and scares make the watch worthwhile. An allegory for drugs that brings the "fun-until-it-isn't" part into the supernatural.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Fright Night (1985)

8/10
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I've come to appreciate it more over time. Chris Sarandon's Jerry Dandrige is everything a vampire should be: charming and attractive but a beast underneath. Roddy McDowall is a bumbling modern-day Van Helsing. Great effects and a solid mix of horror and parody.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
One Missed Call 3: Final (2006)

5/10
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It changes the rules. Calls are now texts that can be forward to save yourself. Mimiko is present but there's a new antagonist spreading the curse. None of this makes for a bad story, but it's a bad end to the trilogy. The end is cheesey, very 2000s.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Children of the Corn (2020)

2/10
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Oof. A dumb movie with dumb characters. Hard to imagine these kids could take over the town like they did. Eden is no Isaac. The acting is poor across the board. It's short but it feels so long. He Who Walks Behind The Rows is the only silver lining.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Frankenstein (2025)

9/10
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Beautiful. Finally a film that does Shelley's original story justice. Oscar Isaac and Jacob Elordi nail the father & son/God & man relationship. The shots are stunning. The effects are grisly yet beautiful. Del Toro once again shows us the humanity in monsters.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Children of the Corn (1984)

7/10
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A solid film. John Franklin steals the show as Issac, the charasmatic cult leader. The juxtaposition of the cult with midwest Christian fanaticism grounds the otherwise ridiculous concept in reality. The effects are rough, but the story is good.
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Bordello of Blood (1996)

6/10
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Lilith is a great vampire. The Funeral Home/Brothel is a unique setting. Dennis Miller just spouts jokes, a couple zingers but he's mostly annoying, like the real Dennis Miller. Chris Sarandon is hilarious. A good cult classic that could have been great.
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)

8/10
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Disturbing and depressing. Gritty and relentlessly dark. Michael Rooker as Henry is depraved and mysterious. For him, violence is a meticulous compulsion.The relationship between him and Otis is fascinating. Basically the perfect date movie
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Night of the Demons (1988)

7/10
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Some classic 80s horror. Some friends FA with demons and FO. Gives strong Evil Dead vibes. Great makeup effects with some standout scenes. Good friend group. Great atmosphere makes up for a thin story. Linnea Quigley and Amelia Kinkade are absolute icons.
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025)

2/10
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Wtf even was that? I've seen every Hell House at least twice. For the final entry that should tie it all together, I left more confused. Where's Tully? WHERE'S HELL HOUSE? The one positive is by not being found footage, it's actually quite scary.
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

8/10
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Very funny! Like Pee Wee meets Mel Brooks. She ends up in a small conservative town, very fish out of water. She not only refuses to change but helps the kids be themselves. The plot with the uncle is fine, but the kids stuff is heartwarming.
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Madman (1981)

5/10
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It ticks all the boxes of an 80s slasher. He's an axe wielding woodsman killing campers in the woods. After Michael and Jason, it does little to stand out among the other 80s slashers, which makes it fairly forgettable. Recommended for 80s slasher enthusiasts.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

7/10
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Takes more inspiration from T2 than anything horror. A scifi spy comedy. All that being said, it does revel in its own absurdity without somehow completely jumping the shark. Laugh out loud funny with impressive visuals and just enough plot to keep it interessting.
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Today's a day for watching our favorite movies, expressing our creativity, and embracing our weirdness... and candy 🍫
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Gwar singing the Joe Bob intro on #thelastdrivein is everything I needed today!
October 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
With V/H/S Halloween coming out and the titulatlar holiday being right around the corner, I thought it would be fun to review every V/H/S short. There is now a total of 49 shorts. I'll be going from least favorite to favorite.
October 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

8/10
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JFK and Elvis (below) must defend their nursing home from an evil mummy. A wild concept that's outrageously funny but built on heart. Are these two men crazy like everyone thinks? Does it matter? They find eachother and find the hero still left inside of them.
October 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor (2023)

6/10
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The best acted film in the series. The characters are all distinct and compelling. There are some good scares. It delves into the history of the clowns. I miss the hotel as a setting, it feels separate from the rest of the series.
October 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)

5/10
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An odd concept they never really sell. Like the first, only instead of making the hotel a haunted house, they're doing a walk-through production of Faust... I enjoyed seeing more of Tully and his plan, but the leadup is a poorly-acted cliche.
October 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Hell House LLC 2: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)

5/10
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A mixed bag. The hotel is abandoned, the site of a tragedy but also a mystery. The acting can be very distracting and the pacing is all over the place. This film introduces Andrew Tully, one of the more intriguing characters in the series.
October 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hell House LLC (2015)

6/10
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A fun found footage film about people making a haunted house that's actually haunted. The scenes where the opening night goes wrong depict public panic in a very scary way. The performances are mixed and the dialogue can be stiff, but it's overall well done.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM