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@scarydilfgf.bsky.social
20-something / Step Dad / Potential enemy
I also believe it’s going to come out that Andy used Frankie’s tech to get in with the engineers #knightsofguinevere
September 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I also believe it’s going to come out that Andy used Frankie’s tech to get in with the engineers #knightsofguinevere
I believe whole heartedly that the escaped Guinevere is made of Olivia’s mom’s organs and Olivia killed her mom. Her father built Gwen to keep her from causing more harm. That’s why the whole park is for her, to keep her from touching everything else.
September 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I believe whole heartedly that the escaped Guinevere is made of Olivia’s mom’s organs and Olivia killed her mom. Her father built Gwen to keep her from causing more harm. That’s why the whole park is for her, to keep her from touching everything else.
Y’all ever bite your tongue and get so pissed with the area you bit (you can feel it any time you move it/ it gets irritated easy) that you just bite the little nub off?
September 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Y’all ever bite your tongue and get so pissed with the area you bit (you can feel it any time you move it/ it gets irritated easy) that you just bite the little nub off?
I don’t take offense to the Jesus horror movie because I’ve been told to be God fearing my whole life. The concept of a child who knows from the start he can bend humanity and life to his will is terrifying, but he chose it for good, so we worship lest he not abuse his power.
September 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I don’t take offense to the Jesus horror movie because I’ve been told to be God fearing my whole life. The concept of a child who knows from the start he can bend humanity and life to his will is terrifying, but he chose it for good, so we worship lest he not abuse his power.
“Were you groomed online as a kid?” BITCH IS THE SUN HOT? I DON’T KNOW A SINGLE FRIEND OF MINE THAT WASN’T. NO I DON’T WANT FINANCIAL COMPENSATION I WANT THAT BITCH BLOWN UP.
August 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Were you groomed online as a kid?” BITCH IS THE SUN HOT? I DON’T KNOW A SINGLE FRIEND OF MINE THAT WASN’T. NO I DON’T WANT FINANCIAL COMPENSATION I WANT THAT BITCH BLOWN UP.
WE GOT MEGA HAWLUCHA FUCK YEAH. He is my favorite Pokémon 🥹
August 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
WE GOT MEGA HAWLUCHA FUCK YEAH. He is my favorite Pokémon 🥹
Y’all notice how the latest Tegridy farms episode of south park is a reflection of the Juicy Feilds scam?
August 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Y’all notice how the latest Tegridy farms episode of south park is a reflection of the Juicy Feilds scam?
I could be a scary King Herod if given the chance, but I heavily dislike JCSS
August 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I could be a scary King Herod if given the chance, but I heavily dislike JCSS
Someone make Brittany Broski watch Repo the genetic opera
August 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Someone make Brittany Broski watch Repo the genetic opera
I’m getting a copy of the founding documents for my household and a kjv bible so we know what to look for when they are used against us
August 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m getting a copy of the founding documents for my household and a kjv bible so we know what to look for when they are used against us
When my wife brings me to stuf to hang out with her friends I go, but then I have to hang out with boyfriends and husbands if I don’t click with her girlfriends and so i feel like the girl in B12.
August 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
When my wife brings me to stuf to hang out with her friends I go, but then I have to hang out with boyfriends and husbands if I don’t click with her girlfriends and so i feel like the girl in B12.
Lesbian weddings do not need a bride and groom like title. To differentiate at my wedding we will have the bride of desire and the bride of hanker. The bride of desire will be whoever proposes first or has the last name they take. The bride of hanker is the bride sought after. Yes they are synonyms🖕
August 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Lesbian weddings do not need a bride and groom like title. To differentiate at my wedding we will have the bride of desire and the bride of hanker. The bride of desire will be whoever proposes first or has the last name they take. The bride of hanker is the bride sought after. Yes they are synonyms🖕
I think the new fucked up anime cosplay should be Mother Isabella and your kid dressed in the white suit. No more Shou Tucker and Nina-Alexander. I’m going to Comic-Con dressed as a maid with my little cattle children
July 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I think the new fucked up anime cosplay should be Mother Isabella and your kid dressed in the white suit. No more Shou Tucker and Nina-Alexander. I’m going to Comic-Con dressed as a maid with my little cattle children
No one loves you like the random people you meet on a cruise ship.
July 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
No one loves you like the random people you meet on a cruise ship.
Can I name every friend I have saved in my weather app by location? Yes. Do I talk to some of them anymore? No.
July 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Can I name every friend I have saved in my weather app by location? Yes. Do I talk to some of them anymore? No.
My dark circles make me look like I’ve got some eye of Horus shit going on. My daddy would see it as a sign to embrace my blackness more.
July 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My dark circles make me look like I’ve got some eye of Horus shit going on. My daddy would see it as a sign to embrace my blackness more.
And what if I told you 11 time Forged in Fire judge Doug Marcaida was on my “hear me out” list
July 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And what if I told you 11 time Forged in Fire judge Doug Marcaida was on my “hear me out” list
Day collars are not tradwife chiq, my culture isn’t your costume Suzangela.
June 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Day collars are not tradwife chiq, my culture isn’t your costume Suzangela.
My date everything character would be a Bug Out Bag dressed like a cranberry farmer. That’s all.
June 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My date everything character would be a Bug Out Bag dressed like a cranberry farmer. That’s all.
Knowing full well I will not have black girl Ashe because I started playing again like 12 days out (I could grind it but I’m not losing sleep over this shit, it’s a game) is a CRIME
June 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Knowing full well I will not have black girl Ashe because I started playing again like 12 days out (I could grind it but I’m not losing sleep over this shit, it’s a game) is a CRIME
WHY THE FUCK ARE YALL WEARING GARMINs? THATS MY GRANPA’s NAVIGATOR
June 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
WHY THE FUCK ARE YALL WEARING GARMINs? THATS MY GRANPA’s NAVIGATOR
“Omg why was Jackie in the game for only 7mins only to not be the big bad?” Because Freddy has been the face of the franchise only to not only be not even the main villain, but a victim. The same way they hyped the hell out of M.I.X.E.S. Only for ruin to be ABOUT THE MIMIC.
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“Omg why was Jackie in the game for only 7mins only to not be the big bad?” Because Freddy has been the face of the franchise only to not only be not even the main villain, but a victim. The same way they hyped the hell out of M.I.X.E.S. Only for ruin to be ABOUT THE MIMIC.
Hot wrestling take, Zelina Vega is reheating Sasha Banks’ (Mercedes Monet) nachos.
June 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Hot wrestling take, Zelina Vega is reheating Sasha Banks’ (Mercedes Monet) nachos.
I’ve been slowly watching some of my faves start grifting to right wing audiences, and this post specifically comes from watching one of my favorite ex-convicts suck trump and the government’s dick for the past five posts, and all I gotta say, I’m disappointed, but not surprised. Fork found on plate
June 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’ve been slowly watching some of my faves start grifting to right wing audiences, and this post specifically comes from watching one of my favorite ex-convicts suck trump and the government’s dick for the past five posts, and all I gotta say, I’m disappointed, but not surprised. Fork found on plate
I haven’t played OW in months, of course when they make a composit sniper of all my mains I get the win and the potg
June 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I haven’t played OW in months, of course when they make a composit sniper of all my mains I get the win and the potg