Xan - The Satanic Tradwife
scarlexy.bsky.social
Xan - The Satanic Tradwife
@scarlexy.bsky.social
I'm a Satanic housewife, gay but I'm a cis het appearing marriage. I'm a traditional wife, but we have an Equal partnership. traditional, but with no toxic masculinity!

love my husband, my 3 greyhounds, mini doxie, and our grandmutt.
Scalpers bought all the tickets to #IceNineKills in #STL (Pagent)
I NEED 2-3 tickets. My husband is in love with Spencer's vibe etc.
WHAT DO WE DO?
show up day of? Can't afford 2-3x face value....
April 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
February 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
February 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the 11pm drunken haircut!
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Told J (my ABSOLUTELY wonderful spouse) that it's harder to turn on Kevin, our Lookah Bear pen than him.
It takes 5 touches
You just take one. Albeit a much more prolonged touch, but it's still fewer!
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I do not use my stove or oven much anymore (air fryer, induction double burner). They are more efficient.
So, I have a noodle board on top of my range. But what can I put to cover the crack and controls? There are so many crevices.
What will be easily removable?
January 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My husband trusts me to do dabs, but did not trust me to make snores on the sofa
Where I do dabs
January 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM