Xan - The Satanic Tradwife
@scarlexy.bsky.social
I'm a Satanic housewife, gay but I'm a cis het appearing marriage. I'm a traditional wife, but we have an Equal partnership. traditional, but with no toxic masculinity!
love my husband, my 3 greyhounds, mini doxie, and our grandmutt.
love my husband, my 3 greyhounds, mini doxie, and our grandmutt.
Pinned
@bafomet.bsky.social I am to tell you that @trashsidhe.bsky.social is my eldest, Mags
(oh is that your friend Jon with thr bunny eats?) lol
(oh is that your friend Jon with thr bunny eats?) lol
October 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@bafomet.bsky.social I am to tell you that @trashsidhe.bsky.social is my eldest, Mags
(oh is that your friend Jon with thr bunny eats?) lol
(oh is that your friend Jon with thr bunny eats?) lol
I'm new to shit and not big on socials...
How to I find details about protests/demonstrations, Esp coming. up in about a week?
I'm old, terrified of my own shadow, but I need to do SOMETHING more, anything...
How to I find details about protests/demonstrations, Esp coming. up in about a week?
I'm old, terrified of my own shadow, but I need to do SOMETHING more, anything...
April 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm new to shit and not big on socials...
How to I find details about protests/demonstrations, Esp coming. up in about a week?
I'm old, terrified of my own shadow, but I need to do SOMETHING more, anything...
How to I find details about protests/demonstrations, Esp coming. up in about a week?
I'm old, terrified of my own shadow, but I need to do SOMETHING more, anything...
Scalpers bought all the tickets to #IceNineKills in #STL (Pagent)
I NEED 2-3 tickets. My husband is in love with Spencer's vibe etc.
WHAT DO WE DO?
show up day of? Can't afford 2-3x face value....
I NEED 2-3 tickets. My husband is in love with Spencer's vibe etc.
WHAT DO WE DO?
show up day of? Can't afford 2-3x face value....
April 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Scalpers bought all the tickets to #IceNineKills in #STL (Pagent)
I NEED 2-3 tickets. My husband is in love with Spencer's vibe etc.
WHAT DO WE DO?
show up day of? Can't afford 2-3x face value....
I NEED 2-3 tickets. My husband is in love with Spencer's vibe etc.
WHAT DO WE DO?
show up day of? Can't afford 2-3x face value....
anyone else have consistent issues with Costco on Rust Rd?
I'm now down 3 creams, R bags of tiny potatoes, two bags of yellow onions, 2 boxes mushrooms, 2 boxes strawberries, and 2 pkgs grapes.
I'm now down 3 creams, R bags of tiny potatoes, two bags of yellow onions, 2 boxes mushrooms, 2 boxes strawberries, and 2 pkgs grapes.
April 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
anyone else have consistent issues with Costco on Rust Rd?
I'm now down 3 creams, R bags of tiny potatoes, two bags of yellow onions, 2 boxes mushrooms, 2 boxes strawberries, and 2 pkgs grapes.
I'm now down 3 creams, R bags of tiny potatoes, two bags of yellow onions, 2 boxes mushrooms, 2 boxes strawberries, and 2 pkgs grapes.
@somemorenews.bsky.social I would LOVE to sit down with Katie and share a blunt (or drink, or boardgame, whatever her poison is)
Just because, we both RAAKT Need some. Giant blunts and straight whiskeys, on ice (or neat!)
She says amm my quiet parts out loud. and I'm sure she could use it!
Just because, we both RAAKT Need some. Giant blunts and straight whiskeys, on ice (or neat!)
She says amm my quiet parts out loud. and I'm sure she could use it!
March 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@somemorenews.bsky.social I would LOVE to sit down with Katie and share a blunt (or drink, or boardgame, whatever her poison is)
Just because, we both RAAKT Need some. Giant blunts and straight whiskeys, on ice (or neat!)
She says amm my quiet parts out loud. and I'm sure she could use it!
Just because, we both RAAKT Need some. Giant blunts and straight whiskeys, on ice (or neat!)
She says amm my quiet parts out loud. and I'm sure she could use it!
@thebloggess.bsky.social are dms things on this app? Idk.
But I'd LOVE to discuss an idea with you, and Victor.
Please hmu with how, if intrigued. Beep nooop I'm a robit from. Russia. (That is Baron Zigfried Stardust Von Schnitzelbottom IV in thr picture.)
But I'd LOVE to discuss an idea with you, and Victor.
Please hmu with how, if intrigued. Beep nooop I'm a robit from. Russia. (That is Baron Zigfried Stardust Von Schnitzelbottom IV in thr picture.)
March 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
@thebloggess.bsky.social are dms things on this app? Idk.
But I'd LOVE to discuss an idea with you, and Victor.
Please hmu with how, if intrigued. Beep nooop I'm a robit from. Russia. (That is Baron Zigfried Stardust Von Schnitzelbottom IV in thr picture.)
But I'd LOVE to discuss an idea with you, and Victor.
Please hmu with how, if intrigued. Beep nooop I'm a robit from. Russia. (That is Baron Zigfried Stardust Von Schnitzelbottom IV in thr picture.)
@terrycrewsofficial.bsky.social I wanna talk to your wonderful. wife, is Rebecca on here somewhere?
March 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
@terrycrewsofficial.bsky.social I wanna talk to your wonderful. wife, is Rebecca on here somewhere?
February 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
As much as I adore and worship my husband and our relationship, I am. still EXTREMELY lonely.
ALL I have is him. Which isn't. fair to either of us, but yet, I am 10hrs from. home. friends. family,. support system. I have no friends of my own down here, and No attempts to make any have born fruit
ALL I have is him. Which isn't. fair to either of us, but yet, I am 10hrs from. home. friends. family,. support system. I have no friends of my own down here, and No attempts to make any have born fruit
February 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
As much as I adore and worship my husband and our relationship, I am. still EXTREMELY lonely.
ALL I have is him. Which isn't. fair to either of us, but yet, I am 10hrs from. home. friends. family,. support system. I have no friends of my own down here, and No attempts to make any have born fruit
ALL I have is him. Which isn't. fair to either of us, but yet, I am 10hrs from. home. friends. family,. support system. I have no friends of my own down here, and No attempts to make any have born fruit
how many times do you get a 'no', or worse, ignored, before you cease to invite someone? Five years, and dozens on invites, of which 1/yeae is MAYBE accepted? Or issued as well.
(*SEVERE* adhd = SEVERE RSD)
How much d I allow for the nos and no answers in reason, that isn't just my RSD??)
(*SEVERE* adhd = SEVERE RSD)
How much d I allow for the nos and no answers in reason, that isn't just my RSD??)
February 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
how many times do you get a 'no', or worse, ignored, before you cease to invite someone? Five years, and dozens on invites, of which 1/yeae is MAYBE accepted? Or issued as well.
(*SEVERE* adhd = SEVERE RSD)
How much d I allow for the nos and no answers in reason, that isn't just my RSD??)
(*SEVERE* adhd = SEVERE RSD)
How much d I allow for the nos and no answers in reason, that isn't just my RSD??)
the 11pm drunken haircut!
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
the 11pm drunken haircut!
I got drunk and chopped all my hair off. I'd never do it sober, and over me wanted it done, but was too terrified to make a big decision.
I keep giggling at it! It's super cute! I want a Firefly Cut, but need a professional for that!
I keep giggling at it! It's super cute! I want a Firefly Cut, but need a professional for that!
January 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I got drunk and chopped all my hair off. I'd never do it sober, and over me wanted it done, but was too terrified to make a big decision.
I keep giggling at it! It's super cute! I want a Firefly Cut, but need a professional for that!
I keep giggling at it! It's super cute! I want a Firefly Cut, but need a professional for that!
ALWAYS wanted super long pretty hair. I don't have the patience. but after I grew my dreads to the length I did, I chopped them and thought it'd be easy. and it was, my super thick hair grew stupid fast.
But in the last 2 years, I've lost 50-75= of my hair density! my part is now a mile wide!
But in the last 2 years, I've lost 50-75= of my hair density! my part is now a mile wide!
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
ALWAYS wanted super long pretty hair. I don't have the patience. but after I grew my dreads to the length I did, I chopped them and thought it'd be easy. and it was, my super thick hair grew stupid fast.
But in the last 2 years, I've lost 50-75= of my hair density! my part is now a mile wide!
But in the last 2 years, I've lost 50-75= of my hair density! my part is now a mile wide!
chiropractor is WOO
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(1845–1913), was a practicing mesmerist and spiritualist who attributed his “discovery” of chiropractic in 1895 to “communications” from the disembodied spirit of a deceased physician
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(1845–1913), was a practicing mesmerist and spiritualist who attributed his “discovery” of chiropractic in 1895 to “communications” from the disembodied spirit of a deceased physician
Is Your Chiropractor “Religious”?
Chiropractic's major premise is that Innate Intelligence cares for human health. More than a medical service, chiropractic—like religion—helps explain life’s struggles, cope with present stress, and a...
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January 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
chiropractor is WOO
www.google.com/amp/s/www.ps...
(1845–1913), was a practicing mesmerist and spiritualist who attributed his “discovery” of chiropractic in 1895 to “communications” from the disembodied spirit of a deceased physician
www.google.com/amp/s/www.ps...
(1845–1913), was a practicing mesmerist and spiritualist who attributed his “discovery” of chiropractic in 1895 to “communications” from the disembodied spirit of a deceased physician
Told J (my ABSOLUTELY wonderful spouse) that it's harder to turn on Kevin, our Lookah Bear pen than him.
It takes 5 touches
You just take one. Albeit a much more prolonged touch, but it's still fewer!
It takes 5 touches
You just take one. Albeit a much more prolonged touch, but it's still fewer!
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Told J (my ABSOLUTELY wonderful spouse) that it's harder to turn on Kevin, our Lookah Bear pen than him.
It takes 5 touches
You just take one. Albeit a much more prolonged touch, but it's still fewer!
It takes 5 touches
You just take one. Albeit a much more prolonged touch, but it's still fewer!
I do not use my stove or oven much anymore (air fryer, induction double burner). They are more efficient.
So, I have a noodle board on top of my range. But what can I put to cover the crack and controls? There are so many crevices.
What will be easily removable?
So, I have a noodle board on top of my range. But what can I put to cover the crack and controls? There are so many crevices.
What will be easily removable?
January 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I do not use my stove or oven much anymore (air fryer, induction double burner). They are more efficient.
So, I have a noodle board on top of my range. But what can I put to cover the crack and controls? There are so many crevices.
What will be easily removable?
So, I have a noodle board on top of my range. But what can I put to cover the crack and controls? There are so many crevices.
What will be easily removable?
Anyone else seen Desgniated Survivor?
🤔
🤔
January 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Anyone else seen Desgniated Survivor?
🤔
🤔
I fall asleep reading. I read to.fall.asleep.
I got glow in the dark. Glasses. With my reader part of my bifocal for the whole thing.
I often fall asleep with them I'm.
And they glow. And charge from my kindle screen.
And it feaks out my husband
I got glow in the dark. Glasses. With my reader part of my bifocal for the whole thing.
I often fall asleep with them I'm.
And they glow. And charge from my kindle screen.
And it feaks out my husband
January 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I fall asleep reading. I read to.fall.asleep.
I got glow in the dark. Glasses. With my reader part of my bifocal for the whole thing.
I often fall asleep with them I'm.
And they glow. And charge from my kindle screen.
And it feaks out my husband
I got glow in the dark. Glasses. With my reader part of my bifocal for the whole thing.
I often fall asleep with them I'm.
And they glow. And charge from my kindle screen.
And it feaks out my husband
Idk why, but got onto a zoo shouldn't exist rant, which lead to an elephant rant, which lead to octopuses.
Where do we get good fresh made toboyaki (???) here in STL?
If I'm going against my ethics and eat an octopus, I want to be respectful and have it prepared the best.
(I'd ask the same)
Where do we get good fresh made toboyaki (???) here in STL?
If I'm going against my ethics and eat an octopus, I want to be respectful and have it prepared the best.
(I'd ask the same)
January 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Idk why, but got onto a zoo shouldn't exist rant, which lead to an elephant rant, which lead to octopuses.
Where do we get good fresh made toboyaki (???) here in STL?
If I'm going against my ethics and eat an octopus, I want to be respectful and have it prepared the best.
(I'd ask the same)
Where do we get good fresh made toboyaki (???) here in STL?
If I'm going against my ethics and eat an octopus, I want to be respectful and have it prepared the best.
(I'd ask the same)
I've reduced my electric bill by $100+/mo.
In terrified for the end of 2025, as when we us rthrn2nd floor again, it's going to sky rocket!
But I let Ameren control my HVAC, I don't use my oven nor stove, and our send floor HVAC we haven't really used in 2024
I also keep my house xold/hotg I'm. Cheap
In terrified for the end of 2025, as when we us rthrn2nd floor again, it's going to sky rocket!
But I let Ameren control my HVAC, I don't use my oven nor stove, and our send floor HVAC we haven't really used in 2024
I also keep my house xold/hotg I'm. Cheap
January 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I've reduced my electric bill by $100+/mo.
In terrified for the end of 2025, as when we us rthrn2nd floor again, it's going to sky rocket!
But I let Ameren control my HVAC, I don't use my oven nor stove, and our send floor HVAC we haven't really used in 2024
I also keep my house xold/hotg I'm. Cheap
In terrified for the end of 2025, as when we us rthrn2nd floor again, it's going to sky rocket!
But I let Ameren control my HVAC, I don't use my oven nor stove, and our send floor HVAC we haven't really used in 2024
I also keep my house xold/hotg I'm. Cheap
What does one do with mustard sauce sardines besides eat with crackers???? I'm tired of them, and have sooo many left!
January 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What does one do with mustard sauce sardines besides eat with crackers???? I'm tired of them, and have sooo many left!
Okay FINE
My nectar collector gets red hot, but my marshmallow, I catch on fire. Over and over. (I like em burnt!!!)
My nectar collector gets red hot, but my marshmallow, I catch on fire. Over and over. (I like em burnt!!!)
January 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Okay FINE
My nectar collector gets red hot, but my marshmallow, I catch on fire. Over and over. (I like em burnt!!!)
My nectar collector gets red hot, but my marshmallow, I catch on fire. Over and over. (I like em burnt!!!)
My husband trusts me to do dabs, but did not trust me to make snores on the sofa
Where I do dabs
Where I do dabs
January 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My husband trusts me to do dabs, but did not trust me to make snores on the sofa
Where I do dabs
Where I do dabs
Religion gives evil an "out"
It allows a forgiveness for guilt.
Blame someone or something else. Imaginary friend says "okay, your good"
Sure makes next time easier
It allows a forgiveness for guilt.
Blame someone or something else. Imaginary friend says "okay, your good"
Sure makes next time easier
January 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Religion gives evil an "out"
It allows a forgiveness for guilt.
Blame someone or something else. Imaginary friend says "okay, your good"
Sure makes next time easier
It allows a forgiveness for guilt.
Blame someone or something else. Imaginary friend says "okay, your good"
Sure makes next time easier