HOW?
HOW?
There are 4,731 episodes of Sesame Street across 55 seasons and as a society we have learned NOTHING the world is still full of evil :(
There are 4,731 episodes of Sesame Street across 55 seasons and as a society we have learned NOTHING the world is still full of evil :(
CHANGE MY MIND
CHANGE MY MIND
Be honest, tell the truth.
Be honest, tell the truth.
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
The streets are healing 🫶
The streets are healing 🫶
burple sauce is wayyyyyyy better than gray sauce 🤷♂️
burple sauce is wayyyyyyy better than gray sauce 🤷♂️
Big fan of your work Mike!
Big fan of your work Mike!
#GlutenFree
#GlutenFree
Much love, bones
Much love, bones
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
WHY CAN'T I KISS MYSELF ON THE FOREHEAD?
Every morning, I WAKE UP and kiss the mirror. Give myself a biiiiiiiggg smooch because I deserve it!
and you do too!
WHY CAN'T I KISS MYSELF ON THE FOREHEAD?
I got chipotle today, and when the burrito man asked me if I wanted anything else, I said "All set!" and gave him a FUCKING THUMBS UP! IN PUBLIC!
In front of EVERYONE. I will NEVER be able to visit this chipotle again out of embarrassment :(
I got chipotle today, and when the burrito man asked me if I wanted anything else, I said "All set!" and gave him a FUCKING THUMBS UP! IN PUBLIC!
In front of EVERYONE. I will NEVER be able to visit this chipotle again out of embarrassment :(
Every morning, I WAKE UP and kiss the mirror. Give myself a biiiiiiiggg smooch because I deserve it!
and you do too!
Every morning, I WAKE UP and kiss the mirror. Give myself a biiiiiiiggg smooch because I deserve it!
and you do too!
Why can't they drive around like an ice cream truck?
I want the taco truck circling my neighborhood!
Why can't they drive around like an ice cream truck?
I want the taco truck circling my neighborhood!