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A dentist with NO TEETH? How can I trust a dentist with no teeth??

HOW?
July 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I did some research this weekend.

There are 4,731 episodes of Sesame Street across 55 seasons and as a society we have learned NOTHING the world is still full of evil :(
August 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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LABUBUS ARE JUST GEN ALPHA'S FURBY

CHANGE MY MIND
August 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Be honest: when a little shower water gets in your mouth, do you spit, or do you swallow?

Be honest, tell the truth.
March 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Anybody else freakin LOVE the feeling of a q tip deep inside your ear?

Who's with me?
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I walked by a homeless guy today giving himself a vaccine right outside the CVS, really heart warming stuff!

The streets are healing 🫶
May 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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@cam2r.com you are just like a coconut because you are hairy and full of milk
May 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Nobody wants a wet kitty! Keep your kitty dry ffs :(

#DryThatCat
May 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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sorry im late for work, there was a spider on my steering wheel so i had to 1v1 him first
May 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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My hands smell like garlic butter so therefore I will never be washing them again. I want to smell this forever :)
May 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Colorblind mfs when they eat italian food:

burple sauce is wayyyyyyy better than gray sauce 🤷‍♂️
May 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I would like the meet the 'Mike' behind Mike's Hot Honey. If anybody knows Mike, PLEASE reach out 🙏

Big fan of your work Mike!
May 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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squirt by squirt, rome wasnt built in a squirt? one squirt at a time
June 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I'm awake working on my SUPER SECRET top secret broject 🤫 but none of you can know about it, not until I'm bready 🍞

#GlutenFree
June 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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just want to give a quick shoutout to my bones for protecting my internal organs, i don't know what i would do without you!

Much love, bones
June 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Pickles are just big relish

Not everybody knows this. Big pickle secret.
June 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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TACO BELL ITEMS TIER LIST

BRING BACK THE QUESARITO @tacobell.bsky.social BEST ITEM ON THE MENU

#TLT
April 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Oh, haha, sorry I didn't see you there 😅... I was just regurgitating some burn juice into @cam2r.com 's mouth like he's a baby bird
April 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Just realized you can only kiss yourself on the lips if you kiss the mirror :/

WHY CAN'T I KISS MYSELF ON THE FOREHEAD?
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!smooch

Every morning, I WAKE UP and kiss the mirror. Give myself a biiiiiiiggg smooch because I deserve it!

and you do too!
April 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I guess this is goodbye.

I got chipotle today, and when the burrito man asked me if I wanted anything else, I said "All set!" and gave him a FUCKING THUMBS UP! IN PUBLIC!

In front of EVERYONE. I will NEVER be able to visit this chipotle again out of embarrassment :(
April 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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!smooch

Every morning, I WAKE UP and kiss the mirror. Give myself a biiiiiiiggg smooch because I deserve it!

and you do too!
April 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Why are FOOD TRUCKS always PARKED?

Why can't they drive around like an ice cream truck?

I want the taco truck circling my neighborhood!
March 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Went to the doctor today and they TOOK MY BLOOD! ALLLLL afternoon now I've been hard at work making new blood :/
March 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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@cam2r.com chicken legs
March 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM