1 1,2
2 3,4
3 3,8
4 ODDS x
5 4,5,9 x
6 8,0
7 5,6 x
8 8,9 x
9 2,0 x
0 2,3
2 3,4
3 3,8
4 ODDS x
5 4,5,9 x
6 8,0
7 5,6 x
8 8,9 x
9 2,0 x
0 2,3
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
1 1,2
2 3,4
3 3,8
4 ODDS x
5 4,5,9 x
6 8,0
7 5,6 x
8 8,9 x
9 2,0 x
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3 3,8
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6 8,0
7 5,6 x
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9 2,0 x
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DO NOT LOOK AT MY INSIDES
only look at my outsides :(
only look at my outsides :(
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
DO NOT LOOK AT MY INSIDES
only look at my outsides :(
only look at my outsides :(
WE THE BEOPLE are taking back the em dash, the Oxford comma, and all punctuation.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WE THE BEOPLE are taking back the em dash, the Oxford comma, and all punctuation.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com
MENTAL EALTH MATTERS
you matter ❤️🔥
take care of yourself and your brain!
you matter ❤️🔥
take care of yourself and your brain!
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
MENTAL EALTH MATTERS
you matter ❤️🔥
take care of yourself and your brain!
you matter ❤️🔥
take care of yourself and your brain!
How many unread texts do you currently have?
I'm sitting on 46 atm
I'm sitting on 46 atm
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
How many unread texts do you currently have?
I'm sitting on 46 atm
I'm sitting on 46 atm
I have a theory
Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster"
Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster"
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have a theory
Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster"
Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster"
putting a fake cast on my arm so I don't get judged for using a fork at the Chinese restaurant
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
putting a fake cast on my arm so I don't get judged for using a fork at the Chinese restaurant
LET EM SQUEAK IN YOUR MOUTH
October 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
LET EM SQUEAK IN YOUR MOUTH
Ordering a sub at Jersey Mike's and they asked me "Cut or Un-Cut?"
WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :(
WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :(
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ordering a sub at Jersey Mike's and they asked me "Cut or Un-Cut?"
WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :(
WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :(
He's kinda bouncin on it crazy style!
My mouth is just a big hole
My mouth is just a big hole
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
He's kinda bouncin on it crazy style!
My mouth is just a big hole
My mouth is just a big hole
Attention all Mouth Breathers
you better watch out when using a toilet plunger
you better watch out when using a toilet plunger
October 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Attention all Mouth Breathers
you better watch out when using a toilet plunger
you better watch out when using a toilet plunger
1 trillion lions could defeat the sun.
change my mind.
change my mind.
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
1 trillion lions could defeat the sun.
change my mind.
change my mind.
tummy time 1v1 i would win guaranteed nobody would beat me in tummy time
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
tummy time 1v1 i would win guaranteed nobody would beat me in tummy time
im taking it like a good boy
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
im taking it like a good boy
Somebody get me a diary because I'm a wimpy kid 🗣️
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Somebody get me a diary because I'm a wimpy kid 🗣️
Pasta is really just Italian scrambled eggs.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Pasta is really just Italian scrambled eggs.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
What's your strategy when putting on deodorant?
How do you stroke it?
How do you stroke it?
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What's your strategy when putting on deodorant?
How do you stroke it?
How do you stroke it?
September 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
September 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
How many times per day do you think you lick your teeth?
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How many times per day do you think you lick your teeth?
What are school buses doing during the school day? Could they not go fill that bus up with Amazon packages and do a little deliver on the side?
Put those school buses to work!
Put those school buses to work!
September 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What are school buses doing during the school day? Could they not go fill that bus up with Amazon packages and do a little deliver on the side?
Put those school buses to work!
Put those school buses to work!
this is what i would crave maybe if i were a woman and on my period
not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes
not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
this is what i would crave maybe if i were a woman and on my period
not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes
not really sure, since i am not a woman, but i did my best to put myself in a woman's shoes