Scared Lions
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Also known as Mr Beast’s white slave. Previously owned Chairman Moe’s Magic Wok. I used to post good.
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Scared Lions
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· Aug 29
the mall security may have gotten a photo of me and put it up on a big bulletin board labeled “SHOPLIFTERS” but what he didnt get was the childrens spy kit under my shirt that will allow me to easily sneak back in. your move, paul blart.
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Ive been manically depressed the last few years and I feel that if I dont change I am going to kill myself
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Ive been manically depressed the last few years and I feel that if I dont change I am going to kill myself
April 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Ive been manically depressed the last few years and I feel that if I dont change I am going to kill myself
this is exactly what I be doing when I fish
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April 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
this is exactly what I be doing when I fish
Personally I think it would be great for trump to bring all the shitty manufacturing jobs to america and force white people to make socks
April 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Personally I think it would be great for trump to bring all the shitty manufacturing jobs to america and force white people to make socks
liking your own posts feels so good when you dont got a bitch in ur ear saying its cringe
April 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
liking your own posts feels so good when you dont got a bitch in ur ear saying its cringe
the sad truth about growing up is that noone gives a fuck about your letterboxd
April 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the sad truth about growing up is that noone gives a fuck about your letterboxd
im da cheese guy
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
April 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
im da cheese guy
yeah i went down a rabbit hole. got stuck down there for a couple hours. it took 4 men to dig me out
April 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
yeah i went down a rabbit hole. got stuck down there for a couple hours. it took 4 men to dig me out
My computer wife is leaving me for a better technician
April 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My computer wife is leaving me for a better technician
neighbour kids keep calling me “Le incel” (they’re korean I think). Not my fault my wife is computer!
April 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
neighbour kids keep calling me “Le incel” (they’re korean I think). Not my fault my wife is computer!
they should add grok to bluesky
April 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
they should add grok to bluesky
Everyone making fun of the trump admin for putting tarrifs on heard and mcdonald islands, but i get it. fuck them penguins
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Everyone making fun of the trump admin for putting tarrifs on heard and mcdonald islands, but i get it. fuck them penguins
Man who thinks IQ is real believes his own to be high
April 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Man who thinks IQ is real believes his own to be high
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The man in question has a son, age five, who’s autistic. He was caring for his son when he was arrested. The admin is claiming in court that there’s nothing they can do to free him, because they don’t have jurisdiction over the private prison they sent him to. The admin are the bad guys.
Oh my god. They deported a man who an immigration judge had declared was "more likely than not" to face persecution in El Salvador ... to El Salvador, during the big March 15 AEA flights!
They outright admit it! Yet the Trump admin's response to a court is basically "oops, well, no take backsies."
They outright admit it! Yet the Trump admin's response to a court is basically "oops, well, no take backsies."
April 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The man in question has a son, age five, who’s autistic. He was caring for his son when he was arrested. The admin is claiming in court that there’s nothing they can do to free him, because they don’t have jurisdiction over the private prison they sent him to. The admin are the bad guys.
dropped a bunch of shrooms and miss the rage came on and made me feel like kakarot
April 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
dropped a bunch of shrooms and miss the rage came on and made me feel like kakarot
kinda unfair they let the mets have a gun and none of the other teams. they dont even have to pitch they just dome whoevers batting.
March 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
kinda unfair they let the mets have a gun and none of the other teams. they dont even have to pitch they just dome whoevers batting.
spider (homa for scale)
February 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
spider (homa for scale)
moons flat. earth round. simple. pull ya head in, get it in the fucking game man. lock that fucker in. their coming, and they dont see in colour
February 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
moons flat. earth round. simple. pull ya head in, get it in the fucking game man. lock that fucker in. their coming, and they dont see in colour
fuck you nasa, Im on the moon!
February 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
fuck you nasa, Im on the moon!
Dude if only she knew how cool I am
January 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Dude if only she knew how cool I am