My mother has been telling me to use nicotine to protect myself from viruses for months, (don’t worry ma the good folks at zyn got me covered) I find out today of course it’s all part of the fuckin Q conspiracy cinematic universe. This sum Hollywood Upstairs Medical College shit. It’s exhausting

Kevin is a desktop and a laptop. So versatile

if u ever need somebody to eat raviolis with please keep me in mind

Holding space for sleepy ladies

My cat was playing with this like a toy. Talk to your cats about alcohol

The people over on xiaohongshu are so kind I really hope we don’t do what we always do and ruin everything

Mark Zuckerberg watching more and more users choose Xiaohongshu over Instagram Reels and ordering the release of Slur Update Omega

@briewoodfiction.bsky.social I just bought the audiobook and I’m gonna start it after I finish the second book in the Ambit’s Run series!

I should be allowed to respond to amazon reviews

One funny thing about moving to this new social media neighbourhood is that my friends are here, we’re following each other, but our names are different so I’m not really sure who anyone is