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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️
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The cutest and pinkest and eepiest kobold girl to ever live in New England! I talk about kobolds and their dragons a LOT! Sometimes yinglets and goblins, too!
She/fae, 29 and pan!
Pinned
And here's today's drawing!

The reason why I post all of these, despite not having a lot of skill, is because I want to encourage people to draw. If people appreciate what I do, I'm sure that they'll appreciate your drawings too! 😊

So, kobold over here encourages you to pick up a pen and draw! 😄
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TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS PLEASE AND THANK YOU
🚨 #Urgent #SignalBoost
#Help #HelpSky
#MutualAid
#Shelter
🏠 💕💸

please help me pay rent for december? i can't afford to stay safe and pay it too so i really need it taken care of otherwise i'll have to go back to the hell i'm running from..

rent $354

links in bio

PLEASE AND THANK YOU 🙏🏼
December 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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And here's tonight's drawing! 😄

SECONDS BEFORE DISASTER! This purple kobold inside of the tire is about to accidentally destroy an entire city because the orange kobold is pushing the tire a little too hard down the hill. 😮
December 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Not much of a photo but I love living in Vermont where I can see Jupiter tonight so clearly, and it amazes me that the little phone in my pocket can make a picture sharp enough that you can see the shape of a planet.
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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For a lot of Twitter users, it’s a load-bearing decision. Taking Bluesky seriously means accepting the Twitter they know and love is dead, never coming back, might further deteriorate. It means a lot of sadness and mourning and being serious about what the site is, not what it could be.
I'm just confused as to why they weren't crossposting here (or anywhere else) in the first place. Even if bluesky is this ghost town, isn't it good to have more outreach..? Is reposting your own art on another site too much effort..? I'm genuinely trying to be charitable to these people
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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IMPORTANT NEWS: Basil
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A dragon is walking down a path and a bunch of their kobolds are following them like ducklings. How adorable! 🥺❤️
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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crying, screaming, throwing up
Dating platform exclusively for kobolds.

One of the main traits listed is your favorite flavor of rock.
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Doodling without a purpose (it's potato day). I may come back to this, maybe not.

#dragons #sketch
December 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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kobold who has very big ears, but can only use them to hear Evil things
December 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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oh fuck did i miss yipmas
Merry Yipmas and happy hoyipdays
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Dating platform exclusively for kobolds.

One of the main traits listed is your favorite flavor of rock.
December 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Pet morality.
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED MED CHECK. today is Saturday. everyone take your meds 🤖💊
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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the reason the media doesnt cover stories is because right-wing podcasts funded by billionaires set the information agenda in this country for mainstream media
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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December 26-30 is a shared liminal space
December 27, 2023 at 6:34 AM
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My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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my advice for having a good bluesky experience:
- make enemies immediately
- start shit in public but act morally superior for it
- get mad when you see people acting weird and make it their problem
- barge into other people's replies to scold their friends for cussing
- post pictures of weapons
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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BREAKING:
IMPORTANT NEWS: Basil
December 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Every kobold starter pack for beginner dragons has 6 kobolds, one for each primary and secondary color.
August 25, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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I used to actually climb inside tyres and roll down the hill with friends when I was a kid, around 2001/2002.

Ah, they were goodyears!
December 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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twitter users be like
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”

Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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it came to me in a vision
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM