lauren ashley bishop
@sbellelauren.bsky.social
comedy writer. comedy performer. mother of all dogs
HE SAID WE WROTE THE EPSTEIN FILES
July 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
HE SAID WE WROTE THE EPSTEIN FILES
we didn’t abort enough ann coulters
July 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
we didn’t abort enough ann coulters
oh my sweet god in heaven no this country is going through enough
July 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
oh my sweet god in heaven no this country is going through enough
was gonna say “no one paid me to protest” but then i remembered one guy did actually give me a dollar because he liked my signs so much OMG WAIT WAS THAT SOROS
June 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
was gonna say “no one paid me to protest” but then i remembered one guy did actually give me a dollar because he liked my signs so much OMG WAIT WAS THAT SOROS
how funny is this propaganda on a scale of 1 to north korea lol
June 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
how funny is this propaganda on a scale of 1 to north korea lol
never change internet trolls
June 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
never change internet trolls
happy pride month from lord waffles!
June 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
happy pride month from lord waffles!
my elderly neighbor doesn’t have a cell phone so instead of texting me memes he literally prints them out and waits for me to bring my dog by for treats each morning and you guys i’m deceased 😂
May 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
my elderly neighbor doesn’t have a cell phone so instead of texting me memes he literally prints them out and waits for me to bring my dog by for treats each morning and you guys i’m deceased 😂
😅 i was today years old when i found out kkkaroline leavitt’s husband looks almost identical to her DAD 😅
h/t @plzdontbuythat on TT
h/t @plzdontbuythat on TT
May 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
😅 i was today years old when i found out kkkaroline leavitt’s husband looks almost identical to her DAD 😅
h/t @plzdontbuythat on TT
h/t @plzdontbuythat on TT
no ty some of us have real friends MARK
May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
no ty some of us have real friends MARK
me to america rn:
April 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
me to america rn:
because i want to leave america duo that’s how
April 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
because i want to leave america duo that’s how
please sir, my wife, she desperately needs precedented times
March 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
please sir, my wife, she desperately needs precedented times
oh wow forgot i wrote this card a decade ago and what do you know it's relevant again
March 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
oh wow forgot i wrote this card a decade ago and what do you know it's relevant again
just a friendly PSA if you have any thoughts you’d like to share with chuck schumer on recent events, he’s going on a BOOK TOUR 🫠 next week and i’m sure he would love it to be packed no reason
March 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
just a friendly PSA if you have any thoughts you’d like to share with chuck schumer on recent events, he’s going on a BOOK TOUR 🫠 next week and i’m sure he would love it to be packed no reason
JOIN US TONIGHT! if you need the SOTU with a side of STFU this is the way. sure, the flyer is missing my middle name, but the event will not be missing what grok describes as my “sharp, no-holds barred commentary” thanks fascist AI tool! 5:15-7:30 PST let’s laugh at the collapse of society together!
March 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
JOIN US TONIGHT! if you need the SOTU with a side of STFU this is the way. sure, the flyer is missing my middle name, but the event will not be missing what grok describes as my “sharp, no-holds barred commentary” thanks fascist AI tool! 5:15-7:30 PST let’s laugh at the collapse of society together!
here’s a picture of me and my old pup harry hiking in vermont to say THANK YOU VERMONT may that man never know peace again 🥰
March 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
here’s a picture of me and my old pup harry hiking in vermont to say THANK YOU VERMONT may that man never know peace again 🥰
i love it when tesla goes down on me
February 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i love it when tesla goes down on me
one of my favorite photos of all time. i hope this gangster gets steak every night.
February 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
one of my favorite photos of all time. i hope this gangster gets steak every night.
did u know u can just email elon since he asked all federal employees for the 5 things they accomplished last week ok yay now your turn do it 🥳
February 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
did u know u can just email elon since he asked all federal employees for the 5 things they accomplished last week ok yay now your turn do it 🥳
the fact that this doesn’t come in lord waffles’ size is absolutely RUINING MY LIFE
February 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the fact that this doesn’t come in lord waffles’ size is absolutely RUINING MY LIFE