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Stephanie Baudelaire, MD
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been making Tears of the Kingdom like The Legend of Zelda
rules for gannon battle: 1. Armor of the Hero 2. No Attack or Defense Up Foods 3. Master Sword, White Sword, and Hero Sword only 4. No Fusing 5. Hylian Shield and Sea Breeze Shield only 6. No bows 7. No Zonai devices 8. Throwing items is fine
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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in Comedy this is called a Setup and Payoff

in Boxing this is called a One Two Punch

in Medicine this is called Post-Traumatic Stress with comorbid Schizoaffective Disorder
Stephanie Baudelaire 2m okay but real talk here i have literally no idea why anyone likes radiohead that shit baffles me not even shade i just actually dont know what people think is good about it i feel like when someone stares at a solid red canvas and asks how it's a good painting but seriously explain it to me please reply from Stephanie Baudelaire 2m my take on radiohead: impressionistic lyrics verging mid on the best tracks and a total absence of melodic beauty do you have to be white or something? Stephanie Baudelaire 8m there is nothing which unites any Race other than that White People have named us Enemy and placed us in opposition to them that is the foundational lie behind Racism: that it's anything other than a coup against all Humanity, against the concept of Humanity itself
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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it is so over for Oly

i now possess a portable PA system
a battery powered PA system. it's Black and it's Beautiful, just like me.
October 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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tonight in lieu of sleeping i am vaping and listening to my Weird Al playlist on spotify
a full spec vape and an oleum vape (it's weed yall)
October 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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loved seeing Rebecca Watson show up in the new doc from @theonion.com
Rebecca Watson decrying the total boys club at the Boy Diddling Conventions
October 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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my new enail rolled over, im so proud
September 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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a girl i know is in need of $100 today for medication, please help out #mutualaid #helpsky
September 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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same one at two people

slippin
September 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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part of an anti-Nazi blog post i wrote 5 years ago which i feel is just as relevant today

blog is gone but here's an Internet Archive link

web.archive.org/web/20210120...
Stephanie Baudelaire Oct 4, 2020 Nazis Not Welcome Updated: Oct 5, 2020 The Nazis used to be a political party in Germany. Now, they’re not allowed there, because the people of Germany who weren’t Nazis made it illegal to do the things that Nazis do to hurt others, and to spread their Nazi ideas about hurting people. But the rest of the world did not do that. And now the Nazis are back. But they don’t call themselves “Nazis”, most usually. They tend to call themselves “Conservative” or “Traditionalist” or “Nationalist”, and then go on to say and do the same things that Nazis did and said. There is an old saying, “If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.” This line of logic is called Inductive Reasoning, and while there are cases where Inductive Reasoning can break down, consider the following: Nazis believe in Nazi ideas People who aren’t Nazis don’t believe in Nazi ideas The logical conclusion to come to is that if someone believes in Nazi ideas, they’re a Nazi, as people who aren’t Nazis don’t believe Nazi ideas. You don’t have to believe every idea that every Nazi ever believed in order to be a Nazi, you just have to believe one, two, or a few. Right now, the United States of America, the country where I live, is run by Nazis. No other conclusion would be logical, because they believe in Nazi ideas, like forcing people to live in prison camps where they are tortured and killed. Anybody who thinks that doing that is ever a good idea is a Nazi. That is just logical.
September 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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August 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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here's a copy of the free Public Domain ttrpg my husband and i made based on the works of Dave Arneson, et al

this is the full rules plus a character sheet

if you print it 2-sided on 8.5"x11" paper it comes out as a zine

it only requires 20-sided and 6-sided dice
if you are printing, this is page 1, side 1 if you are printing, this is page 1, side 2 if you are printing, this is page 2, side 2 if you are printing, this is page 2, side 1
August 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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my husband thought your take captured so perfectly his own reaction that a screenshot of it was his sole reply when i shared the comic with him

jsyk
a text from me to my husband sharing a link to the comic a reply from my husband which contains as his only response your own response, screenshotted
August 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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he's been drinking too much scotch
Chekov saying Scotch was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad
August 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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I LIKE WHEN THE BOYS KISS KISS EACH OTHER ON THE MOUTH I'D LIKE TO PLAY ME LATEST CHART TOPPER. IT'S CALLED "ME FANS ARE STUPID PIGS" NO. I'M TIRED OF BEING CALM. CALM NEVER GOT ME A DAMN THING. ALL LIFE WYATT ALL CONSCIOUSNESS IS INDISOLVABLY BOUND TOGETHER INDEED IT'S ALL PART OF THE SAME THING
August 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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hey you're a billionaire and i need to cover rent mind sending me 1500 bucks?

my venmo and cashapp for you, thx yo
my venmo link my cashapp link
August 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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i look like this.
me, Dr Stephanie Baudelaire MD. i am made of pink Sculpy, have a sluglike body, red eyes with white pupils, a white Mohawk whose color bleeds off the edges, and i am wearing a pink shirt and a denim battle jacket covered in buttons, both represented by crude splotches of paint upon my torso. im every woman.
August 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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this you?
"we do need nuance"
August 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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i finally managed to show my husband the amazing homage to exploitation films which is itself an exploitation film that is Joseph Bruce's independent release Big Money Hustlas (2000) and i dare say the man was impressed
VHS Cover for the movie Big Money Hustlas (2000)
August 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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post a robot from that IS from Star Trek
Satan's Robot, a phaser wielding Tom Paris, and a mostly obscured Tuvok all stand heroically in front of a transporter. the image is in grayscale.
August 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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comfy-ass upside-down hover exoskeleton from Back to the Future 2 or nothing damn it and if anyone brings AI anywhere near my mobility aids i WILL merc a bitch
the Ortho-Lev, the levitating inverting mobility aid from Back to the Future 2
August 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I HEAR ALL. Kang, a slavering green one eyed tentacle beast who is backstage at The Jerry Springer Show, can hear Springer's words despite the promises of the host to the contrary. Homer, a slavering yellow bug eyed blubbery bigfoot who is on stage at the show, is visibly displeased.
August 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Capitalism, for reference
Pyramid of Capitalist System La Pyramide du systéme capitaliste (a prop art poster)
July 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM