"Country once known as England" don't threaten us with a good time

I can understand her disbelief - I wouldn't trust Boris with a scythe. He'd behead himself somehow

If you ever get in a fight you can kiss your knuckles and say "This is from poundland!" before running away and calling the police like a normal person

Less "Smoke on the Water" and more "Slow motion fireball"

Now just add Alt Text so everyone can actually see it and you'll be a real newspaper!

Fuckin ace photo choice, National.

Good, his followers are rabid and will search other networks just to get headpats from Jabba

My Queen of

Oof set your account to protected and congratulations on boiling the piss of the worst person! Hook, line and sinker!

What is a 'Lesbian Space' in this idea of theirs? Do they think there are lesbian only spaces where they fry hotdogs and men are stabbed if they try and enter?

It's bizarre. Completely insane. So what if a man walks into a lesbian space? He's a man and you can SEE that!

2/ The instructions are just… fascinating? Well, every piece of public record I’ve uncovered on this subject so far has been fascinating, but this paragraph is exceptional.

It contradicts the Supreme Court directly, comprehensively, and unequivocally.

Hey, don't be down, you're also too stupid to infer meaning from context!

What a bro. Only one saying and doing the actual right thing

You.

You are a wally. A complete plank. Total spoon. Absolute roaster.

A gorgeous and solid work. I love the halos behind them, the renaissance motif lifted from the whitest saints and placed in a more natural work

Something something woodchipper

£1800 is cheaper than the braces I want to fix my teeth!

Would you believe I started out under this handle doing Viz-style stupid comedy skits? Or that my work colleagues sometimes have to tell me to calm down the cheery vibes and optimism, because it gets annoying? Both true! But twenty years paying close attention to this stuff would blackpill Tigger.

And frankly? This Westerner doesn't think it's worth saving.