My rule is that there are only two kinds of people who refer to women as "females." J.B. Smoove and misogynists. Usually the guy saying it doesn't look like J.B. Smoove.
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My rule is that there are only two kinds of people who refer to women as "females." J.B. Smoove and misogynists. Usually the guy saying it doesn't look like J.B. Smoove.
Don't forget the 19 year old he dated while in his late 30s.
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Don't forget the 19 year old he dated while in his late 30s.
This is a hell of a way for them to let us know they've been "Dave-ing" us.
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is a hell of a way for them to let us know they've been "Dave-ing" us.
See also doctors and public health professionals...
September 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
See also doctors and public health professionals...
As I understand it, he was also into Indian food and Zeppelin. Check. Mate.
August 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
As I understand it, he was also into Indian food and Zeppelin. Check. Mate.
Also seems like they wanted him to say, "it didn't go the way I wanted. To the half a million people who didn't vote for me, I hear you, and I want to do a better job of showing you why I should earn your vote," and he refused.
July 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Also seems like they wanted him to say, "it didn't go the way I wanted. To the half a million people who didn't vote for me, I hear you, and I want to do a better job of showing you why I should earn your vote," and he refused.
I feel like there's a joke to be made here about Queen Elizabeth II and her progeny...
July 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I feel like there's a joke to be made here about Queen Elizabeth II and her progeny...
Does the lag between voting for the bill and implementation of cuts impact that thinking at all? I kind of worry that most talk of how bad the cuts will be make it seem to less informed voters like it should come right away, and Republicans will declare victory when the sky doesn't fall.
June 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Does the lag between voting for the bill and implementation of cuts impact that thinking at all? I kind of worry that most talk of how bad the cuts will be make it seem to less informed voters like it should come right away, and Republicans will declare victory when the sky doesn't fall.
The story that I want to tell is one about how every member of my community is American. Everyone who has signed up for our project or found protection here is American. The American flag is their flag. Stephen Miller wants to tell a story where it isn't.
June 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The story that I want to tell is one about how every member of my community is American. Everyone who has signed up for our project or found protection here is American. The American flag is their flag. Stephen Miller wants to tell a story where it isn't.
If I were being generous, because I also like him but would prefer we build a ton, I would thread the needle by pointing out that Adams was indicted for corruptly cutting corners on building inspections.
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If I were being generous, because I also like him but would prefer we build a ton, I would thread the needle by pointing out that Adams was indicted for corruptly cutting corners on building inspections.
It seemed like the pivotal moment was Tillis, getting spooked by the FBI informing him of threats against him and letting Hegseth through. If he'd stuck to his promise, I bet Gabbard, RFK and Patel would have been in trouble. Hegseth getting through killed any momentum. Not anything Dems did.
March 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It seemed like the pivotal moment was Tillis, getting spooked by the FBI informing him of threats against him and letting Hegseth through. If he'd stuck to his promise, I bet Gabbard, RFK and Patel would have been in trouble. Hegseth getting through killed any momentum. Not anything Dems did.
He dated a woman who wasn't old enough to drink when he was mayor of San Francisco.
March 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
He dated a woman who wasn't old enough to drink when he was mayor of San Francisco.
If you read his niece's book, it's actually a part of the family culture to disapprove of pets and pet-owning. They think it's gross. Having sympathies towards animals is one of the reasons his older brother was shunned (and, it's implied, drank himself to death).
March 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If you read his niece's book, it's actually a part of the family culture to disapprove of pets and pet-owning. They think it's gross. Having sympathies towards animals is one of the reasons his older brother was shunned (and, it's implied, drank himself to death).
This is why, despite the downsides, I'm in favor of sports gambling.
February 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is why, despite the downsides, I'm in favor of sports gambling.
He doesn't think well on his feet. Like, any time he gives an interview and tries to respond in the moment, he tends to seem wildly out of his depth. His instincts, such as they are, are to the right of the district. If I were at all sociable I'd start knocking on doors and primary him myself.
February 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He doesn't think well on his feet. Like, any time he gives an interview and tries to respond in the moment, he tends to seem wildly out of his depth. His instincts, such as they are, are to the right of the district. If I were at all sociable I'd start knocking on doors and primary him myself.
I think the harder question comes before that - who is empowered to appoint such a person? If we had parliamentary-style parties with centralized decisionmaking, that would be clear.
But the democratic party is a 'they' and not an 'it' and doesn't have a system for collective decisions making.
But the democratic party is a 'they' and not an 'it' and doesn't have a system for collective decisions making.
February 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I think the harder question comes before that - who is empowered to appoint such a person? If we had parliamentary-style parties with centralized decisionmaking, that would be clear.
But the democratic party is a 'they' and not an 'it' and doesn't have a system for collective decisions making.
But the democratic party is a 'they' and not an 'it' and doesn't have a system for collective decisions making.
It's good that the courts are issuing these orders. I'd feel better if the government was actually restoring the funding in response to them.
February 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's good that the courts are issuing these orders. I'd feel better if the government was actually restoring the funding in response to them.
Pretty soon they'll be marching us off to Guantanamo if we don't call them Rhodesians....
February 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Pretty soon they'll be marching us off to Guantanamo if we don't call them Rhodesians....
"What? Me worry?"
February 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"What? Me worry?"
Men plan, god laughs.
Have a nice night.
(As a New York Jew of several generations, I appreciate the name check of Spaceballs, though I'm more about Blazing Saddles.)
Have a nice night.
(As a New York Jew of several generations, I appreciate the name check of Spaceballs, though I'm more about Blazing Saddles.)
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Men plan, god laughs.
Have a nice night.
(As a New York Jew of several generations, I appreciate the name check of Spaceballs, though I'm more about Blazing Saddles.)
Have a nice night.
(As a New York Jew of several generations, I appreciate the name check of Spaceballs, though I'm more about Blazing Saddles.)
No. I don't think anyone ever has a master plan. Certainly not one can can be executed.
February 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
No. I don't think anyone ever has a master plan. Certainly not one can can be executed.