Gregor Samsara
@savorybeverage.bsky.social
I have sustained several head injuries over the course of my life
savorybeverage on twitter
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i'm retweeting this bc bluesky doesn't have bookmarks and I wanted to save this bc I enjoy some of the insights into different views on male fashion
I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧵
May 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i'm retweeting this bc bluesky doesn't have bookmarks and I wanted to save this bc I enjoy some of the insights into different views on male fashion
Ngl on hour 14 of a shift my sentences start to get a lil disjointed
May 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ngl on hour 14 of a shift my sentences start to get a lil disjointed
I actually met my partner on Bumble. Yeah, I swiped on them on Tinder. We matched on Hily. They swooped me. I saw them on Sizzle. They Binked me. Our first date was on Rumpty,
May 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I actually met my partner on Bumble. Yeah, I swiped on them on Tinder. We matched on Hily. They swooped me. I saw them on Sizzle. They Binked me. Our first date was on Rumpty,
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feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
I wish smoking weren't horrible for you and didn't make you stinky. It'd be sooooo fun without all the downsides
May 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I wish smoking weren't horrible for you and didn't make you stinky. It'd be sooooo fun without all the downsides
For sale: baby vape pen, never ripped
May 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
For sale: baby vape pen, never ripped
Reddit really wants me to up my wank game I guess
April 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Reddit really wants me to up my wank game I guess
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88. He should've been in the club 😔
April 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
88. He should've been in the club 😔
Hanging this like an IV and mainlining Barq's root beer into my veins
April 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hanging this like an IV and mainlining Barq's root beer into my veins
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
Super excited to finally hang out with my good buddy Pope Francis. His job keeps him busy but he made some time for me and we're gonna play Mario Cart and Smash Bros like the good old days
Now to take a big swig of my coffee and check the news
Now to take a big swig of my coffee and check the news
April 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Super excited to finally hang out with my good buddy Pope Francis. His job keeps him busy but he made some time for me and we're gonna play Mario Cart and Smash Bros like the good old days
Now to take a big swig of my coffee and check the news
Now to take a big swig of my coffee and check the news
on my hedgehog type shit
April 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
on my hedgehog type shit
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It will continue to fry my brain that the app I once used to meet other gay people in NYC and make jokes on is now a state actor pumping out propaganda for a government that’s kidnapping people
Trump just posted a photo of himself holding up a piece of paper claiming to show tattoos on Kilmar Abrego Garcia that are related to MS-13. The paper he’s holding up has been digitally altered to add the characters MS-13.
The claim comes from neo-Nazis on X who say the tattoos cover up “MS-13.”
The claim comes from neo-Nazis on X who say the tattoos cover up “MS-13.”
April 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It will continue to fry my brain that the app I once used to meet other gay people in NYC and make jokes on is now a state actor pumping out propaganda for a government that’s kidnapping people
Oscar Wilde ass post
I don’t think I’ve made a worse financial decision in my life than developing good taste
April 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Oscar Wilde ass post
eavesdropping on this dudes conversation about how he "allegedly ran a red light" even though he was "being super careful" and totaled his tesla even though it actually wasn't even his fault
he's also a real estate agent
he's also a real estate agent
April 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
eavesdropping on this dudes conversation about how he "allegedly ran a red light" even though he was "being super careful" and totaled his tesla even though it actually wasn't even his fault
he's also a real estate agent
he's also a real estate agent
If I could backflip I'd do it all the time, you wouldn't be able to stop me.
Make a joke? Backflip. Need to emphasize a point? Backflip. I'd be a menace!
Make a joke? Backflip. Need to emphasize a point? Backflip. I'd be a menace!
April 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If I could backflip I'd do it all the time, you wouldn't be able to stop me.
Make a joke? Backflip. Need to emphasize a point? Backflip. I'd be a menace!
Make a joke? Backflip. Need to emphasize a point? Backflip. I'd be a menace!
Doing an April Fools day prank on God tomorrow by continuing to carry on in the face of the Horrors (minor problems)
April 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Doing an April Fools day prank on God tomorrow by continuing to carry on in the face of the Horrors (minor problems)
These are my daily affirmations
March 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
These are my daily affirmations
Having an NA beer. One of the many great savory beverages life has to offer.
March 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Having an NA beer. One of the many great savory beverages life has to offer.
A chill thing to say when you see a new partner naked for the first time is "just as I suspected"
March 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A chill thing to say when you see a new partner naked for the first time is "just as I suspected"
Bro kinda had that shit on
March 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Bro kinda had that shit on
List of life's great joys:
1) company of loved ones
2) pissing/ shitting on the clock
3) beautiful sunset over mountains
4) juice, other beverages
1) company of loved ones
2) pissing/ shitting on the clock
3) beautiful sunset over mountains
4) juice, other beverages
March 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
List of life's great joys:
1) company of loved ones
2) pissing/ shitting on the clock
3) beautiful sunset over mountains
4) juice, other beverages
1) company of loved ones
2) pissing/ shitting on the clock
3) beautiful sunset over mountains
4) juice, other beverages
Logged on to reddit and immediately had a promoted post tell me I'm breedable
March 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Logged on to reddit and immediately had a promoted post tell me I'm breedable