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Andrew Broadworth
@savitchspoon.bsky.social
Disaffected member of Generation X. Also Canadian.
I don't think I've ever deleted a skeet. Am I eligible for a cookie?
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I despise sweet relish. Awful stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Do you really think we need Tipper Stickers on new albums in this day and age? Put the sanctimonious bullshit to bed.
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@tiffstevenson.bsky.social Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When you discover that thing from the old cartoons is actually real.
I love a Starry Gazey Pie
October 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Gilmore Girls was a terrible show. It's exhibit #1 on how witty, clever screenwriting doesn't guarantee good product.
October 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
@baystreetvideo.bsky.social Love visiting BSV. It's got that comforting, 'you're now in civilisation' BSV smell.
October 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Gnosis. Isn't that what you get from eating raw pork?
October 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Has anyone been able to give away Grimes' records after the Flameout? I had to dump mine in a thrift store bin after months of offering on social media.
October 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I don't like how Americans pronounce 'ultimate'.

"oltimate"

Sounds funny.
September 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hungarians fucking love paprika. It's adorable.
September 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You're reaching the age where nesting tables seem sensible.
September 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
William Shatner's 'The Human Centipede'
John Carpenter's Vanya on 42nd Street
Michael Bay’s My Dinner With Andre.
September 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Any large company incorporated in the U.S. now might want to start plans to skedaddle.
August 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Prepping for an interview as Bath and Body's Associate Product Namer.
- Misty Mountain Womp
- Coconut Runoff
- Aggressive Pumpkinseed
- Lavender Bushing
- Rain Mattress
- Peppermint Fink
- Exploding Rhoda
- Cedar Eustace
August 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Root beer does awful things to the innards of fountain soda systems. Just think of what does to you.
August 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Who would have imagined this dumb show having any future after 'Children's Hospital'?
www.avclub.com/greys-anatom...
"Pick me, choose me, love me:" How Grey's Anatomy found its voice
"Pick me, choose me, love me:" How Grey's Anatomy found its voice
www.avclub.com
August 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
In modern times, what is the general difference between a wench and a waif?
August 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Sweet pickles suck. I cannot over-emphasize this enough.
August 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I know it's not really Tick-canonical, but Batmanuel was frikkin' hilarious.
July 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I used to be resolute in my hatred of ketchup on mac and cheese when I was a kid. In my old age, I confess it is not terrible in small amounts.
July 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
R.I.P. Dio.
July 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
One problem with shooting on video is it looks like it's shot on video.

The other problem with shooting on video is that it takes gigawatts of electricity to process it so it doesn't look like it was shot on video.
July 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Beautiful traffic jam today on the 401. Cargo van driver straddled tire debris. The mess got caught around the drive shaft, ripping it out. Amazing mechanical carnage.
July 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Not my fault. I didn't make business education a degree-level area of study.
July 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM