I’M BACK BISHES.

Citizenship secured. Get ready for some good old constitutionally-protected grievance airing.

“We’re not going to enforce the law because we’re worried that the criminals will react violently if we do” is a WILD way to arbitrate a legal dispute.

Hate going to the dentist? Got a bunch of thank you cards you gotta write? Need to exercise but can't be bothered? #lumon #severance

We have a phrase for that too, it’s called pissing in the wind. Not an ideal strategy for the most powerful country in the world dealing with a nuclear crisis.

Hey Aubrey G., I hear you like ‘em young…

Shit like this is going to get us all killed. No exaggeration.

Do we really need to break this down beyond “he’s a fucking idiot”?

Stop giving him so much credit. He’s not some Machiavellian genius. He’s an idiot with no understanding of any world issue and no filter to help him hide that fact.

Jesus Kumail lmao

I’m sure I won’t be the first person to have a tweet tattooed but

Not all heroes.