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@savethedaves.bsky.social
English. Good land dweller. Intolerable liberal. Introvert. Shitposter. I do standup and make stuff.
Donald Trump is a terrible human being and his entire administration is corrupt and/or incompetent and it’s insane that everyone isn’t just constantly walking around yelling this at the top of their lungs.
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Donald Trump is a terrible human being and his entire administration is corrupt and/or incompetent and it’s insane that everyone isn’t just constantly walking around yelling this at the top of their lungs.
I’M BACK BISHES.
Citizenship secured. Get ready for some good old constitutionally-protected grievance airing.
Citizenship secured. Get ready for some good old constitutionally-protected grievance airing.
May 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I’M BACK BISHES.
Citizenship secured. Get ready for some good old constitutionally-protected grievance airing.
Citizenship secured. Get ready for some good old constitutionally-protected grievance airing.
“We’re not going to enforce the law because we’re worried that the criminals will react violently if we do” is a WILD way to arbitrate a legal dispute.
March 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“We’re not going to enforce the law because we’re worried that the criminals will react violently if we do” is a WILD way to arbitrate a legal dispute.
Keep in mind, these are Chuck Schumer’s direct constituents. At least Manchin had an excuse, he was voted in by deep red Republicans.
Huge march in New York today protesting the illegal DOGE cuts
March 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Keep in mind, these are Chuck Schumer’s direct constituents. At least Manchin had an excuse, he was voted in by deep red Republicans.
On behalf of literally hundreds of millions of Americans, I'm begging you to retire @schumer.senate.gov. At the very least step down as minority leader. You are a spineless human being who is unfit for the moment. Get out of the way.
March 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
On behalf of literally hundreds of millions of Americans, I'm begging you to retire @schumer.senate.gov. At the very least step down as minority leader. You are a spineless human being who is unfit for the moment. Get out of the way.
Sorry but what is the point of Chuck Schumer? Why is he in any position of power in the Democratic Party? Spineless, feckless, useless.
March 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Sorry but what is the point of Chuck Schumer? Why is he in any position of power in the Democratic Party? Spineless, feckless, useless.
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I wish the small joy this gave me was enough.
DOGE job cuts bring pain to Trump heartland — Reuters
Jennifer Piggott proudly hung a red-and-blue Trump campaign flag outside her one-story home during the November election race. Now, after she was abruptly fired from her civil service job, her days of...
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March 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I wish the small joy this gave me was enough.
Can’t believe the fate of the world rests on the fallout of a calamitous meeting between Paddington and an extra from Home Alone 2.
February 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t believe the fate of the world rests on the fallout of a calamitous meeting between Paddington and an extra from Home Alone 2.
Hate going to the dentist? Got a bunch of thank you cards you gotta write? Need to exercise but can't be bothered? #lumon #severance
February 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hate going to the dentist? Got a bunch of thank you cards you gotta write? Need to exercise but can't be bothered? #lumon #severance
I remain convinced that Wolf Blitzer spends more time playing himself reading the news in tv and movies than he does reading the actual news.
February 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I remain convinced that Wolf Blitzer spends more time playing himself reading the news in tv and movies than he does reading the actual news.
Severance S2 E6, Mr. Milchick:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` me '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` me '' .
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February 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Severance S2 E6, Mr. Milchick:
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Marco Rubio's collaboration with Russia's Sergei Lavrov and Putin is one of the most disgusting acts of betrayal to democracy and our nation. Rubio has secured his place in history of infamy.
February 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Marco Rubio's collaboration with Russia's Sergei Lavrov and Putin is one of the most disgusting acts of betrayal to democracy and our nation. Rubio has secured his place in history of infamy.
Not to be petty but I’m not watching White Lotus until they change the theme song back.
February 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Not to be petty but I’m not watching White Lotus until they change the theme song back.
We have a phrase for that too, it’s called pissing in the wind. Not an ideal strategy for the most powerful country in the world dealing with a nuclear crisis.
February 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
We have a phrase for that too, it’s called pissing in the wind. Not an ideal strategy for the most powerful country in the world dealing with a nuclear crisis.
Personally, I’m going to continue calling it the Gulf of Made-Up Nonsense to Distract You From the Ongoing Hostile Takeover of Our Government and Intentional Weakening of NATO.
You should too.
You should too.
February 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Personally, I’m going to continue calling it the Gulf of Made-Up Nonsense to Distract You From the Ongoing Hostile Takeover of Our Government and Intentional Weakening of NATO.
You should too.
You should too.
The VPOTUS basically announced yesterday that the administration should be able to run as a lawless dictatorship and CBS is currently running a piece on plastic vs paper straws.
February 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The VPOTUS basically announced yesterday that the administration should be able to run as a lawless dictatorship and CBS is currently running a piece on plastic vs paper straws.
Hey Aubrey G., I hear you like ‘em young…
February 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Hey Aubrey G., I hear you like ‘em young…
Shit like this is going to get us all killed. No exaggeration.
February 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Shit like this is going to get us all killed. No exaggeration.
Do we really need to break this down beyond “he’s a fucking idiot”?
Stop giving him so much credit. He’s not some Machiavellian genius. He’s an idiot with no understanding of any world issue and no filter to help him hide that fact.
Stop giving him so much credit. He’s not some Machiavellian genius. He’s an idiot with no understanding of any world issue and no filter to help him hide that fact.
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Do we really need to break this down beyond “he’s a fucking idiot”?
Stop giving him so much credit. He’s not some Machiavellian genius. He’s an idiot with no understanding of any world issue and no filter to help him hide that fact.
Stop giving him so much credit. He’s not some Machiavellian genius. He’s an idiot with no understanding of any world issue and no filter to help him hide that fact.
Resign then, you feckless boob.
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Resign then, you feckless boob.
Masterful gambit, anti-Kamala coalition. Bravo. apple.news/Algq4VhWpTBq...
Trump proposes permanent displacement of Gazans with Netanyahu at White House — Reuters
U.S. President Donald Trump proposed the permanent resettlement of Palestinians from war-shattered Gaza to neighboring countries, calling the enclave a
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February 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Masterful gambit, anti-Kamala coalition. Bravo. apple.news/Algq4VhWpTBq...
JFC. Schumer is the banana someone brought to a knife fight.
You’re worried about tomato prices.
Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices.
Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices.
February 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
JFC. Schumer is the banana someone brought to a knife fight.
The Democrats vow to continue their losing streak by not electing Ben Wikler to lead the party. Such a ridiculous own goal.
February 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Democrats vow to continue their losing streak by not electing Ben Wikler to lead the party. Such a ridiculous own goal.
Tired: They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs.
Wired: They’re making condom bombs.
Wired: They’re making condom bombs.
January 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Tired: They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs.
Wired: They’re making condom bombs.
Wired: They’re making condom bombs.