I’m not going to apologize for being a bit political today. I’m watching as the president is calling in the national Guard and threatening to bring in the military against protesters. No one reading this should be okay with this. You can bury your head in the sand but this is happening right now.

He wants so desperately to be profound, but instead this stuff comes across as super weird and uncomfortable.

My dog went from being twice dumped at a shelter to living in a house where people cover him up with blankets and he thinks rotisserie chicken falls from the sky.

For the people in the back…

Not now kids, mommy is trying to figure out how to hex someone with the full moon

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Doug. Lol

I’m just saying, It’s getting harder and harder to hop out of my bed and turn my swag on