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Sav Adler
@savadler.bsky.social
editor and producer.
I don’t care if you’re famous, I still have notes.
nita and kit just became boyfriend and girlfriend and 2005 Sav is on a literary high like none other. DO YOU HEAR THE CANONS???
June 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
my personality starts to make wayyyyy more sense when you realize I was raised by a Dana and a Dr. Robby who won’t let himself say fuck in front of his daughter.

happy appt tv viewing people!!
she’s so fucking beautiful for social serotonin for brains! watch the Pitt!!
April 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
none of y’all told me matt bomer was playing betty white in a genderbent golden girls on Hulu

i miss TWoP every single dang day

no one loves me like TWoP loved me
April 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
37 feels good
better than I thought it might
tastes seditious, too
February 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i’m not falling for Ted Lasso again, sorry not sorry

it goes in the dusty box of Perfect First Seasons with Veronica Mars and it bloody well stays there.

what else is in that box?
February 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
my ex was looking for me in a parking lot over Christmas and I lost the opportunity to say “I’m the fool with her arms out like an angel through the car sun roof” to him (while I was waving my arms through the sunroof) and it haunts me.
January 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
today’s gender is all spare and no heir
December 5, 2024 at 8:47 PM
someone else is putting the baby to bed and I’m dancing to the Ten Things I Hate About You soundtrack with a old-fashioned in my hand. Luxury.
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I talk a lot of shit for someone who is barely used to playing on medium in guitar hero, tbh.
November 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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I know everyone is talking about Matt Gaetz but please don't miss this:

Georgia fired every single person on its maternal mortality review committee. Why? They didn't like that reporters found out that the state's ban killed two women www.propublica.org/article/geor...
Georgia Dismissed All Members of Maternal Mortality Committee After ProPublica Obtained Internal Details of Two Deaths
In a letter, the state’s public health commissioner said the action was taken because “confidential information provided to the Maternal Mortality Review Committee was inappropriately shared with outs...
www.propublica.org
November 21, 2024 at 10:18 PM
i think being giggly drunk on bad margaritas at a red dirt piano bar while screamsinging ‘you never even called me by my name’ would heal a part of me that needs healed
November 21, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I remember when Black Friday was about cheap electronics from Walmart and now my vet is offering 25% off surgeries on the day after thanksgiving.

the world has lost the entire plot
November 19, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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feel like i should let you guys know i’m not saying “oh my god” when i type omg i’m saying “oh my greatgooglymoogly”
November 14, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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today is a good day to donate to your local abortion fund

local folks doing the work on the ground under fire

abortionfunds.org/find-a-fund/
Find an Abortion Fund - National Network of Abortion Funds
Abortion funds provide various kinds of support. Use our search feature. Find an abortion fund that can help you or the folks in your community.
abortionfunds.org
November 15, 2024 at 4:39 PM
i made a shortbread poptart dupe and it was good but after resting all night, these mfers taste spookily identical. someone burn me at a stake.
August 20, 2023 at 9:00 PM
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doctor: your parents were in a car accident

me: how are they?

doctor: extremely critical

me: so they're awake, that's good
August 19, 2023 at 7:45 PM
okay do I have to actually read the fourth wing orrrrr

someone tell me if it’s a CoHo or SJM type thing, cuz that’s the vibe I’m getting
July 20, 2023 at 3:15 PM
be the orca chaos you want to see in the world!
July 12, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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#OrcaGirlSummer
July 4, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads
June 19, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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writing essays like there is no impoverished tomorrow
June 25, 2023 at 5:08 PM
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OceanGate made me realize that if Jurassic Park happened in real life, there'd be people saying: "This is tragic, people were eaten by the dinosaurs they brought back to life for their dinosaur theme park, and there are people on the internet who think that it's funny"
June 24, 2023 at 12:56 AM
can someone who is also a stepparent tell me everything is going to be okay every thirty seconds this week or is that too much to ask 🙃
June 16, 2023 at 9:29 PM
my son is only two but he managed to find live news on the Roku, today of all days. I’m so proud, obvs.
June 13, 2023 at 10:13 PM